Queercast: A Drag & Burlesque Tribute to Podcasts!

Balena Canto is back at Tmoms with an all star cast to pay tribute to Podcasts!

Fans of podcasts like “My Dad Wrote a Porno,” “My Favorite Murder,” “Last Podcast on the Left,” “Very Delta,” “Sloppy Seconds,” this show is for YOU!

In addition to the show, we’ll play a themed game, where you chance to win a Tattooed Mom prize pack (includes a $30 Tmoms gift card, t shirt, and more)!

 

THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 28TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15-20 | VIP SEATING $25 (ONLY AVAILABLE ONLINE)
>> NOTAFLOF <<
RSVP + TICKETS: FB EVENT | EVENTBRITE

 

CAST:

Balena Canto (Host)

Blue Jean

Dreamy De’Luxe

Esme Eventide

Evie Azrael

Little Piece

Sydney Gorgeous

DJ/Door: Brettzo

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppingsThursdays, 4-11pm.

• Enjoy our happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

TATTOOED MOMEDY // September 2023

HELL YEAH! Philly’s favorite alternative comedy showcase brings you another unforgettable night of FREE LIVE COMEDY!

 

TUESDAY SEPTEMBER  26TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

Hosted by Tan Hoang and Joe Bell.

FEATURING:
Michelle Biloon
Megan Goetz
Ed McGowan
Misha Han

Art by Rachel Chou.

 

Tattooed Momedy is the LAST TUESDAY OF EVERY MONTH exclusively at TATTOOED MOM’S!

Doors at 7:30 pm. Be sure to get here early to snag that comfy armchair or bumper car…this event fills up QUICKLY!

It’s FREE! It’s COMEDY! It’s FREE COMEDY!

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• The triumphant return of Taco Tuesday is finally here! Y’all better zoom down for $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Tuesday!! And wash it all down with $3 Tecate! Tuesdays, 4-11pm.

• Enjoy our happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

shame spiral: a storytelling show about forgiveness

A group of Philly’s funniest comedians leave the jokes at home for a night. Instead, they tell stories about their biggest mistakes in life.

Each comedian will tell a story of their own wrongdoing. At the end of the show, they’ll read an apology letter. Will they receive forgiveness or will they exiled from society? Come through Tattooed Moms on September 19th to find out.

 

TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 19TH
7-10PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

 

Performers:
Lauren Ellis, Meg Goetz, Manny Brown, Charlie Gibson, Justin Washington, Pete Eckenroth, James Moss, Rachel Peters, Rachel Barnes

Hosted by Charles Steele.

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• The triumphant return of Taco Tuesday is finally here! Y’all better zoom down for $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Tuesday!! And wash it all down with $3 Tecate! Tuesdays, 4-11pm.

• Enjoy our happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

TATTOOED MOMEDY // August 2023

HELL YEAH! Philly’s favorite alternative comedy showcase brings you another unforgettable night of FREE LIVE COMEDY!

 

TUESDAY AUGUST 29th
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

Hosted by Tan Hoang and Joe Bell.

FEATURING:
Michael Watkins
Cassandra Dee
Kyle Harris
Neil Lynskey

And headliner Michael Hirsch!

Art by Joe Bell.

 

Tattooed Momedy is the LAST TUESDAY OF EVERY MONTH exclusively at TATTOOED MOM’S!

Doors at 7:30 pm. Be sure to get here early to snag that comfy armchair or bumper car…this event fills up QUICKLY!

It’s FREE! It’s COMEDY! It’s FREE COMEDY!

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• The triumphant return of Taco Tuesday is finally here! Y’all better zoom down for $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Tuesday!! And wash it all down with $3 Tecate! Tuesdays, 4-11pm.

• Enjoy our happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

On the Floor Presents: Mom’s Mayhem Indie Cage Match // August 2023

Indie cage match is back baby! That’s right, On the Floor is hosting the hottest night of indie comedy and things are going to get rough. Please join us as two of Philly’s best indie teams battle it out in a wrestling-style show and compete for the title of Mom’s Mayhem Champion. This month we have returning champs Wet Blanket going against newcomers Himbos. Oh yeahhh!!! You might even see someone get body slammed!!* Make sure you show up at 7pm when doors open. Show starts at 7:30pm.

*with laughs

 

MONDAY, AUGUST 28TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 7:30PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Prepare yourselves—Meatless Monday is back at Tattooed Mom (with a twist)!!!!!!!!! Every two months we’ll be highlighting a different vegan menu item every Monday. See what’s on special this month! Mondays, 4-11pm.

• Enjoy our happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

TATTOOED MOMEDY // July 2023

HELL YEAH! Philly’s favorite alternative comedy showcase brings you another unforgettable night of FREE LIVE COMEDY!

 

TUESDAY JULY 25
8-10PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

Hosted by Tan Hoang and Joe Bell.

FEATURING:
Wolfgang Hanulec
Amber Born
Ron Metellus
Zach Travis

And headliner Darryl Charles!

Art by Joe Bell.

 

Tattooed Momedy is the LAST TUESDAY OF EVERY MONTH exclusively at TATTOOED MOM’S!

Doors at 7:30 pm. Be sure to get here early to snag that comfy armchair or bumper car…this event fills up QUICKLY!

It’s FREE! It’s COMEDY! It’s FREE COMEDY!

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• The triumphant return of Taco Tuesday is finally here! Y’all better zoom down for $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Tuesday!! And wash it all down with $3 Tecate! Tuesdays, 4-11pm.

• Enjoy our happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Big Ass Bitties // July 2023

Pals! Big Ass Bitties is a wild ride, a night of comedic risks, feats of glory, attempts of epic proportions. You will be rewarded! You will get what you came for. You will see Bettys Bits.

The night is filled with adventure and misadventure from amazeballs comics. Won’t you come thru, and share your open arms with our vulnerable goofs? Come see this show! A line up of wild proportions!

 

MONDAY, JULY 10TH
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

 

LINEUP:
@sclmency
@brandongorin
@hottestpollypocket
@thebriancraig
@raiuhn_paydurr

HOSTED BY @bettyjsmithsonian!

 

RESERVE UR BIG ASS A FREE TICKET THIS SECOND!~

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Enjoy our happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

TATTOOED MOMEDY // June 2023

HELL YEAH! Philly’s favorite alternative comedy showcase brings you another unforgettable night of FREE LIVE COMEDY!

 

TUESDAY JUNE 27

8-10PM

NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

FEATURING:

 

Max Barth 

Charles Steele

Alex Phipps 

Rylan Sylvester

Glennis Laroe 

 

Hosted by Tan Hoang and Joe Bell

Art by Joe Bell 

 

Tattooed Momedy is the LAST TUESDAY OF EVERY MONTH exclusively at TATTOOED MOM’S!

 

Doors at 7:30 pm. Be sure to get here early to snag that comfy armchair or bumper car…this event fills up QUICKLY!

It’s FREE! It’s COMEDY! It’s FREE COMEDY!

Big Ass Bitties: Pride Special // June 2023

This is a very silly comedy show where a lineup of entertainers will perform comedic feats! They might be risky bits, weird bits, sketch bits, improvised bits, musical bits, wild bits. BUT ALL OF THEM WILL BE BIG ASS BITTY BITS.

Expect bits. You will see bits. All the bittiest bits you could imagine.
Come see this show!
A line up of wild proportions!

 

WEDNESDAY, JUNE 21ST
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FACEBOOK | EVENTBRITE

 

LINE UP:
Masha
Ryan Daniel
Jake Symbol
Hannah Burks
Alix Griffin
Sohrab + more!

RESERVE UR BIG ASS A FREE TICKET THIS SECOND~

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Wednesdays, 4-11pm.   >>> Recently named one of the top burgers in the city by The Philadelphia Inquirer! <<<

• Enjoy our happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

On the Floor Presents: Mom’s Mayhem Indie Cage Match // June 2023

Indie cage match is back baby! That’s right, On the Floor is hosting the hottest night of indie comedy and things are going to get rough. Please join us as two of Philly’s best indie teams battle it out in a wrestling-style show and compete for the title of Mom’s Mayhem Champion. This month we have returning champs Daddy Issues going against newcomers Wet Blanket. Oh yeahhh!!! You might even see someone get body slammed!!* Make sure you show up at 7pm when doors open. Show starts at 7:30pm.

*with laughs

 

SUNDAY, JUNE 6TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 7:30PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom! Sundays, All Day Long.

• Enjoy our happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.