TATTOOED MOMEDY // December 2026

Accept no imitations! Philly’s favorite alternative showcase returns once again for an unforgettable night of FREE live comedy!

 

TUESDAY, DECEMBER 29TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

Hosted by Tan Hoang & Joe Bell

 

Tattooed Momedy is the LAST TUESDAY OF EVERY MONTH exclusively at TATTOOED MOM!

Doors at 7:00 pm. Be sure to get here early to snag that comfy armchair or bumper car…this event fills up QUICKLY!

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Tuesdays, 4-10pm | it’s tacos. it’s tecate. it’s tuesdays. what more can we say. $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Taco Tuesday + $3 tecate!

• Daily Happy Hour | $4 drafts every day from 4-6pm, everybody cheered!

• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Lady Laughs Philly: Open Mic Night // December 2026

Lady Laughs Philly produces monthly comedy shows that feature all women and queer comics. Our open mic welcomes anyone and everyone, however we center women and queer comics. Join us!

 

MONDAY, DECEMBER 14TH
6-9PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

Hosted by Lauren McKinney & Amanda B.

Produced by Shawna Lutzow of Lady Laughs Philly

Follow Lady Laughs Philly on Instagram.

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Mondays, 4-11pm | mom’s marvelous meatless mondays?? Say it 3 times fast and see what happens. we dare u. Meatless Monday is here at TMoms from open ’till close. See what’s on special this month!

• Mondays, Upstairs 6-11pm | cue ball as bright as ur future. Free Pool Mondays upstairs at TMoms continues!

• Daily Happy Hour | $4 drafts every day from 4-6pm, everybody cheered!

• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Big Ass Bitties: The Big Ass Finale

Pals! Big Ass Bitties is a wild ride, a night of comedic risks, feats of glory, attempts of epic proportions. You will be rewarded! You will get what you came for. You will see Bettys Bits.

The night is filled with adventure and misadventure from amazeballs comics. Won’t you come thru, and share your open arms with our vulnerable goofs? Come see this show! A line up of wild proportions!

 

WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 9TH
DOORS @ 6:30PM + SHOW @ 7:30PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

Follow Betty Smithsonian on Instagram and visit www.bettysmithsonian.com.

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Wednesday, 4-10pm | they’re a smash hit for a reason. Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! u heard that right! + $3 PBR! RUN!!!

• Daily Happy Hour | $4 drafts every day from 4-6pm, everybody cheered!

• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

WAR of the WORDS: Dad Joke Quizzo & Wordplay Shenanigans

Mom, they’re doing it again! Come put the ‘pun’ in ‘punk’ at WAR OF THE WORDS, a dad joke and wordplay-forward quizzo from the guys behind It’s Always Punny in Philadelphia. Bring your team and tolerance for groaners as you compete for glory, honor, and prizes.

In prior versions, we’ve asked teams to complete dad jokes, invent figures of speech, tell us what acronyms really stand for, and more! No knowledge required; wit and silliness mandatory.

 

TUESDAY, DECEMBER 1ST
7PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $5
>> NOTAFLOF <<
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

 

** Quick logistics note: in the past this has been a busy and often standing room event. If you’d prefer to sit, make sure you get in early! Ticketed attendees will be let in first. **

Follow It’s Always Punny in Philadelphia on Instagram.

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Tuesdays, 4-10pm | it’s tacos. it’s tecate. it’s tuesdays. what more can we say. $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Taco Tuesday + $3 tecate!

• Daily Happy Hour | $4 drafts every day from 4-6pm, everybody cheered!

• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

TATTOOED MOMEDY // November 2026

Accept no imitations! Philly’s favorite alternative showcase returns once again for an unforgettable night of FREE live comedy!

 

TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 24TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

Hosted by Tan Hoang & Joe Bell

 

Tattooed Momedy is the LAST TUESDAY OF EVERY MONTH exclusively at TATTOOED MOM!

Doors at 7:00 pm. Be sure to get here early to snag that comfy armchair or bumper car…this event fills up QUICKLY!

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Tuesdays, 4-10pm | it’s tacos. it’s tecate. it’s tuesdays. what more can we say. $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Taco Tuesday + $3 tecate!

• Daily Happy Hour | $4 drafts every day from 4-6pm, everybody cheered!

• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

The Dirty Spelling Bee

Come redeem yourself from your childhood spelling bee in The Dirty Spelling Bee – think you have a chance to be first place at spelling weird, dirty, and funny words? Sign-up for free!

 

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 22ND
6-9PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: SIGN-UP FORM

 

Follow Floop and Florian Francis on Instagram.

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Sundays, All Day Long | if u didn’t get glitter in ur drink did you even craft sunday? Craft Sundays at TMoms every sunday, play both upstairs and downstairs. u heard me, both.

• Daily Happy Hour | $4 drafts every day from 4-6pm, everybody cheered!

• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Lady Laughs Philly: Open Mic Night // November 2026

Lady Laughs Philly produces monthly comedy shows that feature all women and queer comics. Our open mic welcomes anyone and everyone, however we center women and queer comics. Join us!

 

MONDAY, NOVEMBER 16TH
6-9PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

Hosted by Kendra Shine and Megan Goetz

Produced by Shawna Lutzow of Lady Laughs Philly

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Mondays, 4-11pm | mom’s marvelous meatless mondays?? Say it 3 times fast and see what happens. we dare u. Meatless Monday is here at TMoms from open ’till close. See what’s on special this month!

• Mondays, Upstairs 6-11pm | cue ball as bright as ur future. Free Pool Mondays upstairs at TMoms continues!

• Tuesdays, 4-10pm | it’s tacos. it’s tecate. it’s tuesdays. what more can we say. $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Taco Tuesday + $3 tecate!

• Daily Happy Hour | $4 drafts every day from 4-6pm, everybody cheered!

• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

TATTOOED MOMEDY // October 2026

Accept no imitations! Philly’s favorite alternative showcase returns once again for an unforgettable night of FREE live comedy!

 

TUESDAY, OCTOBER 27TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

featuring:

Zilla Vodnas
Charlie Gibson

and headliner
Michelle Gold

Hosted by Tan Hoang & Joe Bell

Art by Jennifer Marie Cella

 

Tattooed Momedy is the LAST TUESDAY OF EVERY MONTH exclusively at TATTOOED MOM!

Doors at 7:00 pm. Be sure to get here early to snag that comfy armchair or bumper car…this event fills up QUICKLY!

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Tuesdays, 4-10pm | it’s tacos. it’s tecate. it’s tuesdays. what more can we say. $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Taco Tuesday + $3 tecate!

• Daily Happy Hour | $4 drafts every day from 4-6pm, everybody cheered!

• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Oops! All Trans // October 2026

Pour yourself an oversized bowl of sugary nostalgia, kick off your shoes, and park it right in front of the TV screen. Oops! All Trans is bringing back that pure, chaotic Saturday morning energy—minus the early wake-up call and plus a lot more adult humor. We’re serving up an all-star, all-trans and non-binary lineup of Philly’s funniest stand-ups, delivering non-stop laughs fast and bright enough to rival your favorite classic cartoons. Grab a drink, load up on TMom’s legendary eats, and spend your evening in your happy place. Arrive early to claim the best seat (or bumper car), grab some food, and get settled before the show starts!

 

WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 21ST
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15
>> NOTAFLOF <<
TICKETS: Lady Laughs Philly

 

Hosted by Lee Rogers of Transpire Philly

 

Featuring:

Malik

Sadie Hawkins 

Nik Narain 

Tan Hoang

 

Follow Lady Laughs Philly and Transpire Philly on Instagram.

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Wednesday, 4-10pm | they’re a smash hit for a reason. Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! u heard that right! + $3 PBR! RUN!!!

• Daily Happy Hour | $4 drafts every day from 4-6pm, everybody cheered!

• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

The Big Gay Bash: The Monster Mash Halloween Special

The Big Gay Bash with Elizabeth New Jersey is BACK! And this time we’re having a Monster Mash Halloween Special of THE DATING GAME! Come watch Philadelphia’s finest freaks play with each other only at TATTOOED MOMS!

 

SUNDAY, OCTOBER 18TH
DOORS @ 6:30PM + SHOW @ 7:30PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $10
>> NOTAFLOF <<
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

 

Hosted By Elizabeth New Jersey

Starring
The Zanything
Tara Belle
Eboni X Pyre
Eye Dee Claire
Tom Foolery
Brianna Benozich

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• Sundays, All Day Long | if u didn’t get glitter in ur drink did you even craft sunday? Craft Sundays at TMoms every sunday, play both upstairs and downstairs. u heard me, both.

• Daily Happy Hour | $4 drafts every day from 4-6pm, everybody cheered!

• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.