Mythfits

Mythifts is a variety show for the weird and magical. We have acts ranging from drag, to burlesque, to live singing. Hosted and Headlined by The Trans Fairy Goddess of Philadelphia, Marlowe le Fay, and Phillies Jersey Devil Hooker, Nicky J. Devil, we take you into our dark and magical realm through our performances. We give shows ranging from beauty and elegance to horror and grunge. So be there to be entranced by our magical oddities and beauties on November 26th at 7pm.

 

WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 26TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $10-20
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Hosts:

Marlowe le Fay

Nicky J. Devil

 

Performers:

Vanity Killz

Dalyla Mizani Cristal

Kayo Kenshin

Onyx Ivy

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Wednesday, 4-10pm | they’re a smash hit for a reason. Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! u heard that right! + $3 PBR! RUN!!!

Daily Happy Hour | $4 drafts every day from 4-6pm, everybody cheered!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

The Naughty Jawn: Halloween Edition

Indulge in the Naughty Jawn – Halloween Edition! A 21+ Variety showcase for the geeks and freaks. Drag, Burlesque, rope suspension and more. Dress up with your friends or come as you are. Tip money encouraged! Doors at 7, show starts at 8. Stay updated at linktr.ee/thenaughtyjawn

 

THURSDAY, OCTOBER 16TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION: $15-20
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SEATING TICKETS

 

Featuring Mary Macabre, 69EVEAM, Vanity Killz, Deej Nutz, M, Ziphina, and open stage guests. Learn more at instagram.com/thenaughtyjawn

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Thursdays, 4-10pm | we support bad decisions but this isn’t one of them. 75¢ pierogis all day for Pierogi Thursday … with all the toppings & sauces ur heart desires + $3 cans of tecate!!!

Daily Happy Hour | $4 drafts every day from 4-6pm, everybody cheered!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

The Sabbath: Drag & Burlesque Tribute to Ozzy

This legendary dive for artists, misfits and stars alike, Tattooed Mom welcomes you into the arms of Lamia Lust, the cursed queen of nightmares and dreams. A celebration of the life and death of heavy metal legend Ozzy Osbourne (1948-2025), Slayher’s mistresses of malevolence take a shot in the dark off of the crazy train. Witness the impact of one of rock musics most influential icons.

 

SUNDAY, AUGUST 3RD
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $9.85+
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VIP TICKETS: EVENTBRITE

 

Featuring the Philadelphia drag and burlesque matriarchs of heavy metal:

Lamia Lust

Caresse Deville

Celtic Curses

Vudu Thee Dahl

Join us in a toast to the legacy of darkness with signature cocktails, vegan and non vegan delicacies. Reserve your seat today as an R.I.P. guest (really important person..) and receive a limited one of a kind memorial gift from Slayher’s hostess. Celebrate your own life, your sister’s bachelorette party, your Leo friends’ birthday or your auntie’s divorce at this final goodbye to the grandfather of doom.

Upstairs at Tattooed Mom, 530 South St. 21+ and ID strictly required! Seating begins at 6pm, and the show starts at 7pm SHARP.

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Sundays, All Day Long | if u didn’t get glitter in ur drink did you even craft sunday? Craft Sundays at TMoms every sunday, play both upstairs and downstairs. u heard me, both.

Daily Happy Hour | $4 drafts every day from 4-6pm, everybody cheered!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

SAPPHIC PRIDE Variety Show // June 2025

✨ SAPPHICS ARE OUTSIDE THIS SUMMER YALL!! ✨

Haus Of Them is back with our SAPPHIC PRIDE VARIETY SHOW and we’ve got a sexy stacked line up ready for y’all. Come for drag, burlesque, clowning, pole dancing, live vocals – these saphs have it all! We also have a raffle, prizes tba.

 

THURSDAY, JUNE 26TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
SUGGESTED DONATION $10-20
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Hosted by The ZanyThing

Starring:

Cha Cha Mama

Goofy Littleguy

Mx. Media

 

Kittened by Rexxi

with

Nessa Nympho

Mx. Mossteria

The Visionary

Salaam Kitty

Scissorella

 

Photographed by @spectralvisionphotos

See you there 💋

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Thursdays, 4-10pm | All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Hen House: A Drag, Stand Up, & Burlesque Show

Baltimore’s Cult Classic Hen House: Drag, Stand Up, Burlesque Variety Show is coming to Tattooed Mom, and you don’t want to miss it! Dynamic Duo Kenny Rooster and Dickolas Cage host a show like no other. Come watch some Philly Favorites take the stage with some Baltimore Super Stars in a variety show that celebrates the sexy, the silly, and the sensational! A jaw dropping, showstopping, head-knocking spectacle that’s in town for ONE NIGHT ONLY! Grab your friends, your lovers, your metamores, your neighbor or a stranger and come have a night you won’t soon forget. Come oooh, ahhhh, and of course, laugh!

 

THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 27TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 7:30PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $10-20
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EVENTBRITE 

 

Featuring
Tan Hoang (Philly)
Zoe Dixon (Philly)
Beth Amphetamine (Baltimore)
***This show is a KRDC Shows production and is UNAFFILIATED with Philadelphia production company, Henn House Productions

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Thursdays, 4-10pm | All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

JuicyFroot: The Return

Philly’s own JuicyFroot, the city’s only all-Black burlesque troupe, is back and juicier than ever! After some time away, we’re ready to shimmy, shake, and sizzle our way back into your hearts.

Join us for “JuicyFroot: The Return”, a night of sultry and fun performances, and unapologetic Black joy that you won’t want to miss. Featuring a cast of sensual, bold, and talented performers, this show celebrates everything you love about burlesque—freedom, fierceness, and a whole lot of sexiness.

 

SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 2ND
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $10
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Expect an unforgettable evening that only JuicyFroot can bring, with performances from:

The Empress of Twerk-Queen Nzinga

The Swiss Army Knife of Burlesque-Renaissance Noir

Philly’s delectable chocolate chip, she’ll in your mouth and in your hands-Mae Rose

The Brown Liquor of Burlesque-Blaque Velvet

Whether you’ve seen us before or you’re experiencing us for the first time, we promise you a night that’ll quench your thirst.

 

This is a free show. We’re working hard to make it juicy for you, so tips are highly encouraged!!

Let’s make this comeback a night to remember! See you there, Philly! 💋

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Sundays, All Day Long | Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK. Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

A Very H.O.T. Holiday: Festive Drag Variety Show

very hot holiday variety

Come warm up with Haus Of Them (aka HOT)’s first Winter Holiday Variety Show! 🔥 ❄️

THIS IS NOT A CHRISTMAS SHOW! This is a festive show celebrating everything about the winter season 💋 ⛄️ 🕎 🎄

Cum see drag, burlesque, and live singing, with a sizzling hot cast at the coolest bar in Philly, Tattooed Mom! Doors at 7pm, Show at 8pm on Sunday, December 22nd.

Tickets are $10 to $15 suggested donation but no one is turned away for lack of funds! Feel free to secure your spot by buying tickets online! Reserved seating is $20.

21+ with Valid ID required! One flight of stairs up to the showroom in the back room.

 

SUNDAY, DECEMBER 22ND
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $10-15 | VIP SEATING $20
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VIP TICKETS: EVENTBRITE

 

Hosted by Lil Blo Peep & The ZanyThing

Starring:
Damien Demise
Jenny Henny
Mister Right
Space Lazar Wolf
Tangelina HoLee
Winter Wonder

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Sundays, All Day Long | Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK. Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Beetle J*zz: A Tim Burton Drag & Burlesque Tribute

Balena Canto is back at Tmoms with an all star cast to pay tribute to all things Tim Burton!

See your fav Tim Burton films/series like The Nightmare Before Christmas, Beetlejuice, Corpse Bride, Mars AttacksEdward Scissor HandsBatman, Wednesday, and more brought to life by our cast of Philly’s finest nightlife performers!

In addition to the show, we’ll play a themed game where you have the chance to win a Tattooed Mom prize pack (includes a $30 Tmoms gift card, t shirt, and more)!

 

WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 28TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15-20 | VIP SEATING $25
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RSVP: FB EVENT | EVENTBRITE

 

CAST:
Balena Canto (Host) – Delia Deetz
Calliope – The Madhatter
FridaAnn Slip – Otho Fenlock
Luci Longlegs – Jack Skellington
Rosaria D’Liability – Selina Kyle
Victoria Reno – Ed Wood
The Zanything – Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter

Brettzo (DJ Extrordinare) – Pee Wee Herman
Allison (Door Guardian & Kitten)

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Wednesday, 4-10pm | Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Recently named one of the top burgers in the city by The Philadelphia Inquirer!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Haus of Them Presents: Sapphic Pride Variety Show

Haus of Them returns with a Sapphic Pride Variety show, a celebration show of all thing sapphic! With an all sapphic cast and open stage performers at Philadelphia’s favorite lesbian bar, TMOMS Doors at 7 show at 8 in the second floor back room.

 

THURSDAY, JUNE 20TH
7-10PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $10-20
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RSVP: EVENTBRITE

 

STARRING:
Your hosts, Lil Blo Peep & The ZanyThing
Henlo Bullfrog
Leila Delicious
Supernova

with open stagers:
Rexxi (kittening)
King Thighs
Halebot3000
Kayo Kenshin
Kiss The Clown

We have burlesque, drag, live-singing, a Tattooed Mom swag raffle, and more! Come celebrate your sapphic pride June 20th with a H.O.T. show!

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Thursdays, 4-10pm | All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

May The Fierce Be With You: A Star Wars Drag & Burlesque Tribute

Do you fantasize about racing Skyhoppers with your pal Biggs on the desert planet of Tatooine? Ever wonder why a Tauntaun’s innards resemble white cheddar cheese curls more than actual organs? Have you ever been called a “stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herder?” Do you like the taste of blue milk?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you CANNOT miss this show!

UPSTAIRS // SUGGESTED DONATION // 21+ w/ VALID ID

Join host Balena Canto and an amazing cast of performers as they celebrate, geek out, and bring your favorite Star Wars characters to life in this drag & burlesque tribute to one of the greatest sci-fi sagas of our time! In addition to the performances, there will be Star Wars themed trivia, games, and challenges where the audience can play to win prizes! Wherever you are in the galaxy, we hope you’ll stop by our little Cantina and join in the fun!

Featuring:
Dominique Lee
Effervescence
Renaissance Noir
Summer
Virtex.exe

Enjoy this event with our Taco Tuesday specials:
$1 Tacos
$2.50 Tecate
a special Taco of the Month,
& half price drafts 5-7pm and 10-11pm

Join the Facebook Event and invite all your Star Wars loving pals!