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April 2024
Pure Yassification! A Roald Dahl Drag & Burlesque Tribute
Balena Canto is back at Tmoms with an all star cast to pay tribute to all things Roald Dahl!
Re-live your favorite Roald Dahl books, stories, film, & musical adaptations through a colorful (and queer) lens! See Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory, Matilda, James & The Giant Peach, The Witches, The BFG, Fantastic Mr Fox, Gremlins and more brought to life by your favorite Philly nightlife artists!
In addition to the show, we’ll play a themed game where you have the chance to win a Tattooed Mom prize pack (includes a $30 Tmoms gift card, t shirt, and more)!
THURSDAY, APRIL 25TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15-20 | VIP SEATING $25
RSVP: EVENTBRITE
CAST:
Balena Canto (Host)
Goofy Littleguy
Mister Right
Oktober Third
Renaissance Noir
Rexxi
Selene Rose
Stori Luminescence
Door/Kitten: Allison
DJ: Brettzo
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Thursdays, 4-10pm | All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings…
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
Local Honeymoon EP Release Listening Party
Join us for a listening party for Local Honeymoon’s new EP release! Mix, mingle, and enjoy the music!
FRIDAY, APRIL 26TH
7-9PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
Follow Local Honeymoon on Instagram.
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
Find out more »What in Carnation?! A Comedy Show
Spring has sprung, so let’s celebrate with an afternoon of FREE comedy on Sunday 4/28 from 4-5pm! Give our performers silly seasonal suggestions and see them performed live, on-the-spot. If you love Whose Line Is It Anyway, this show is for YOU!
SUNDAY, APRIL 28TH
4-5PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT |
ARTIST LINEUP:
6 Different People – But there are 7 players! They’ve been together for 2.5 years now and the majority of them were members of house teams at Philly Improv Theater. You can see them perform all around the city! Follow them on Instagram @6_Different_People
Go Fish – Go Fish are Philly’s Harold pros! From Philly Improv Theater to Plays and Players to Trestle Inn and beyond, you can’t stop them from going fishing! Follow them on Instagram @GoFishImprov
Praise Rachel – Praise Rachel is a bonkers pretty flower duo based on a bit that Rachel Ray is a cult leader. Will and Sarah have been doing improv for 9-10 years, so you’re in for a treat!
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Sundays, All Day Long | Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom!
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
Find out more »Scribes On South // April 2024
SCRIBES ON SOUTH is a poetry reading and open mic. The reading begins with a 20-minute featured reader and then moves through the open mic list for the rest of the night. Open mic readers have 5 minutes. There will be a space for poets to sell books.
SCRIBES ON SOUTH seeks to create community through poetry. Show out, share, and meet some new friends by sharing your work!
This reading’s featured reader is Carson Jordan.
Read poems. Kick ass.
SUNDAY, APRIL 28TH
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
Carson Jordan is a poet living in Queens. She is the teacher of Sexy Unique Poetry, a workshop that makes poems better through the power of gossip. Her forthcoming full length book, NO MORE BUT I MUST, will be out this summer with Bullshit Lit. She loves finding god in the mundane, free parking, and her crystal candy dish.
Follow @scribesonsouth on Instagram.
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Sundays, All Day Long | Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom!
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
Find out more »Punk Rock Karaoke // April 2024
Join us for Punk Rock Karaoke at Tattooed Mom! Hosted by Mike Yak in the Upstairs back room at Tattooed Mom.
MONDAY, APRIL 29TH
8-10PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
SCROLL BELOW FOR FULL SONG LIST
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Mondays, 4-11pm | Prepare yourselves—Meatless Monday is back at Tattooed Mom (with a twist)!!!!!!!!! Every two months we’ll be highlighting a different vegan menu item every Monday. See what’s on special this month!
• Mondays, Upstairs 6-11pm | We see free 🎱 in your future! Introducing Free Pool Mondays upstairs at TMoms!
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
Find out more »TATTOOED MOMEDY // April 2024
Accept no imitations! Philly’s favorite alternative showcase returns once again for an unforgettable night of FREE live comedy!
TUESDAY, APRIL 30th
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
Featuring:
Lamar Todd
Sarah Bell
Moss Perricone
Andrew Durso
Hosted by Tan Hoang & Joe Bell
Art by Joe Bell
Tattooed Momedy is the LAST TUESDAY OF EVERY MONTH exclusively at TATTOOED MOM!
Doors at 7:00 pm. Be sure to get here early to snag that comfy armchair or bumper car…this event fills up QUICKLY!
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Tuesdays, 4-10pm | The triumphant return of Taco Tuesday is finally here! Y’all better zoom down for $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Tuesday!! And wash it all down with $3 Tecate!
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
Find out more »May 2024
Bell Crash Collective Presents: Star Wars Jawn Art Show
FRIDAY, MAY 3RD
7-10PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
ARTISTS INCLUDE:
Bevan Dayn
Bobby Trefz
Bob Dix
Drew Miele
Ghost Etching
Heidi Halpern
Jersey Ghoul
Jon-Christian
Natas
Rocco Marrone
Sara Swede
Violette Impermanence
Wavy
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
Find out more »Dungeons & Crafts // May 5th, 2024
Come paint a miniature and hang out at Tattooed Mom for the afternoon! It’s a great time to learn how to paint or if you’re experienced painter, we have an artist hanging out to answer any questions you may have. Support local biz and artists!
SUNDAY, MAY 5TH
DOORS @ 12PM + START @ 12:30PM
TICKETS: PURCHASE HERE
Brought to you by high demand, Dungeons n’ Drafts is excited to be hosted by the wonderful folks at Tattooed Mom! Seating is super limited here, so sign up soon before this potentially sells out. All DnC players are receiving a “Mom’s Chip + Explanation Card” that is good for life! We’ll be there right at lunch time too for all your eating needs. Doors open at 12pm, crafting starts at 12:30pm. See ya there!
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Sundays, All Day Long | Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom!
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
Find out more »Double Feature and VHS Swap // May 2024
SUNDAY, MAY 5TH
5-9PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Sundays, All Day Long | Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom!
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
Find out more »Don’t Speak: BDSM and 90s Drag Show // May 2024
Hey You!
Welcome to the Tragic Kingdom! Submit to your nostalgic desires in Philadelphia’s newest kink, bdsm and drag show hosted by Philly’s premiere queen with a twist, Lamia. Starring the fierce Philly femmes and domme downtown divas Rocceaux, Paula Deen-White and Volkie Versace
Are you Happy Now? Indulge your daydreams in a blast to the past in an all 90s and No Doubt themed Drag Show. Witness Gwen Stefani, Britney Spears and your favorite divas of the new millenium as you delight in the delicacies of South St’s Legendary Punk Rock, Indie Art and Heavy Metal hangout, only at Tattooed Mom’s!
THURSDAY, MAY 9TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15 | VIP SEATING $25
>> NOTAFLOF <<
RSVP: EVENTBRITE
Clean out those Spiderwebs in your memory with games and trivia about 90s culture and BDSM in the kinkiest drag show in South Philly. The sharpest memory will win prizes and packages that will make it hard to keep it zipped up.
Next, your fantasies run free as your pop idols strip it down after the sun sets. The ladies of leather and lace may look like angels but Underneath It All, they’re not that innocent. Desire dominates the night as the divas of Don’t Speak tighten their bootstraps and take your breath away. Don your freshest leather, harnesses, ropes or straps and sit in worship of your mistresses.
You can look, but don’t touch, please practice consent with your fellow patrons and your performers, bar staff and hostesses.. Transphobia, Racism, Ableism, Sexism, Hatespeech will not be tolerated and will result in expulsion from this event and Tattooed Mom’s. This event is 21+, Valid Photo Id is required at the door. Reserved seating is available for VIPS on a first come, first served basis.
Cast:
Lamia
Volkie Versace
Paula Deen-Whit
Rocceaux
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Thursdays, 4-10pm | All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings…
• Sundays, All Day Long | Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom!
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
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