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November 2022
Balena Canto Presents: SituGAYtion Comedy! A Drag Tribute
Balena Canto is back at Tmoms with SITUGAYTION COMEDY: A Drag Tribute! That’s right! See your favorite TV sitcoms like The Golden Girls, The Nanny, Living Single, Will & Grace, and Schitt’s Creek (just to name a few) come to life before your very eyes, performed by some of Philly’s most exiting and talented drag artists! In addition to the performances, we will play games where you have the chance to win a TMoms prize pack including a $30 gift card, t-shirt, and more!
TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 22ND
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15-20 | VIP SEATING $25 (ONLY AVAILABLE ONLINE)
>> NOTAFLOF <<
RSVP: FB EVENT | EVENTBRITE
FEATURING:
Balena Canto (Host)
Amerie Jameson-Manchez
Deja Vu
Icon Ebony Fierce
Jean Louise
Nickihanna
Poochie
Summer St. Cartier
Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
TATTOOED MOMEDY // November 2022
Oh baby! You better believe it! Philly’s favorite alternative showcase returns once again for an unforgettable night of live comedy.
TUESDAY NOVEMBER 29TH
8-10PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
FEATURING:
Cecily Alexandria
Will Purpura
Charles Steele
Christine Kim
Michael S. Watkins
And headliner:
Ron Metellus
Hosted by Tan Hoang!
Art by Joe Bell!
Tattooed Momedy is the LAST TUESDAY OF EVERY MONTH exclusively at TATTOOED MOM’S! Named 2019’s BEST CHEAP LAUGHS IN PHILLY by Philly Magazine.
Doors at 7:30 pm. Be sure to get here early to snag that comfy armchair or bumper car…this event fills up QUICKLY!
Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
December 2022
The Different Show with Alejandro
Local human Alejandro Morales hosts an afternoon talk show full of sound and fury. Observe this most holy Sunday Funday with interviews, comedy, music, and a little harmless deception from: Jaime Chialastri, Setoiyo, Rose Luardo, Geoff Jackson, Nate Jones, and Alyssa Al-Dookhi. Free event!
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 11TH
DOORS @ 2PM + SHOW @ 3PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN // FREE EVENT
RSVP: FB EVENT | RSVP: EVENTBRITE
FEATURING:
Jaime Chialastri
Setoiyo
Rose Luardo
Geoff Jackson
Nate Jones
Alyssa Al-Dookhi
& your host, Alejandro Morales!
Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Next In Line Comedy: Free F#ckin’ Comedy Show // December 2022
Recently voted “Best Comedy Night” by Philly Mag, Next In Line Comedy is a Philadelphia-based comedy collective run by comedians Manny Brown and Tyler Wolf. The group has also been featured in PhillyVoice and Thrillist.
Next In Line is now bringing the dopest comedy showcase in town to Tattooed Mom’s on Wednesday, December 14th at 8pm (Doors at 7pm) and it’s Free.99!
The show gives quickly rising comedians, who are ‘next in line,’ a space to work on their acts while providing Philly audiences a chance to watch incredible stand-up comedy at a low price, in this case for FREE. Shows have featured top comics from NYC, LA, Philly, and beyond, with credits from Comedy Central, Netflix, HBO, MTV, and more!
WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 14TH
DOORS 7PM // SHOW 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT | EVENTBRITE (RSVP)
Featuring:
LeMaire Lee
Naim Ali
Emily Epstein-White
James Moss
Anna Gallagher
Josh Kleckner
Tyler Wolf
Manny Brown
Free show in the upstairs of Tattooed Mom’s! Doors at 7pm, show starts at 8pm. Seating is NOT guaranteed even with a ticket, so show up early to reserve your spots. There is always a standing room section in the room.
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What’s Up at TMoms:
Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Wednesdays, 4-11pm.
Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
SLAYHER: Philly’s Only All Heavy Metal Drag Show // December 2022
Slay Bells Ring, Are you Listening? This holiday season the iciest queens and the hottest nobility of Philly Drag’s Only All Heavy Metal Drag Show descend from the frozen north to depart the abyssal word of the thawing glacial primordials. Celebrating the Xrd birthday of Philadelphia’s Heavy Metal Queen of the Damned, The Accursed Lamia and the Seraphic Souls of SLAYHER presents to you Exmas 3: Lamia’s Revenge. This heartbreak holiday for Sagittarians and victims of Sagittariuses enters its third phase on the most savage stage in the tristate area. Forget the pain of the holidays with Fierce Lip Sync, Dark and Sexy Dancers, Scorching Stunts and Sickening Blood and Gore.
THURSDAY, DECEMBER 15TH
DOORS @ 8PM + SHOW @ 9PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN // VIP SEATING $15 (ONLY AVAILABLE ONLINE)
RSVP: FB EVENT | VIP: EVENTBRITE
Featuring SLAYHER’s Very Own:
Lamia
Yari
Icon Ebony Fierce
Sir Donyx
Hannibal Lickher
and Samantha Genesis
Along with Special Guests:
Volkie Versace
Sol Monroe
Mx. Ziphina
and Kristen Death
Grab a draft off the tap and get your gut going for the infamous symphonie of shrieks, a screaming contest where you can win the coveted gauntlet of Tattooed Mom’s Glory! The most barbaric showdown in all of humanity crowns the victor in riches and libations unparalleled!
2f, Only at Tattooed Mom, 530 South St, Philadelphia, PA. Suggested Donation of $10-15 Seating starts at 8pm, Shows at 9pm. 21+ with valid ID required. ***Transphobia, Racism, Ableism, Sexism or Hate speech (TRASH) will not be tolerated at this event by any means, any violations will result in restricted access to Slayher, Tattooed Mom and Lamia, The Cursed Queen events.***
Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
The Drag Show Before Christmas: A Tim Burton Tribute
Balena Canto presents her next tribute show at Tattooed Mom celebrating all things Tim Burton!
See your fav Tim Burton films like The Nightmare Before Christmas, Beetlejuice, Corpse Bride, Batman, Wednesday, and more brought to life by our cast of Philly’s finest nightlife performers!
In addition to the show, we’ll play themed games/trivia for your chance to win a TMoms prize pack (includes a $30 TMoms gift card, t shirt, and more)!
It may be the season of joy and gift giving, but that doesn’t mean we stop serving you thrills AND chills!
WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 21ST
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15-20 | VIP SEATING $25 (ONLY AVAILABLE ONLINE)
>> NOTAFLOF <<
RSVP: FB EVENT | EVENTBRITE
Featuring:
Balena Canto (Host)
Esmerelda May
Henlo Bullfrog
Paula Deen-White
Renaissance Noir
Zsa Zsa Dalí
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What’s Up at TMoms:
Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Wednesdays, 4-11pm.
Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
TATTOOED MOMEDY // December 2022
Oh baby!
It’s the last show of the year so you know we got a crazy good line up for you! Philly’s favorite alternative showcase is bringing you the best in the damn biz for FREE!
TUESDAY DECEMBER 27TH
8-10PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
FEATURING:
Joe Murdock
Alex Grubard
Tan Hoang
Tiz Irie
AND HEADLINER:
Chanel Ali!
Hosted by Joe Bell!
Art by Joe Bell!
Tattooed Momedy is the LAST TUESDAY OF EVERY MONTH exclusively at TATTOOED MOM’S! Named 2019’s BEST CHEAP LAUGHS IN PHILLY by Philly Magazine.
Doors at 7:30 pm. Be sure to get here early to snag that comfy armchair or bumper car…this event fills up QUICKLY!
***
What’s Up at TMoms:
• Enjoy our new happy hour special! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
January 2023
Big Ass Bitties // January 2023
Join us for a variety comedy show that will fill your every silly desire and comedic need you never thought you had and now that you realize you have it, you do not want it.
This will be wild. Expect bits. You will see bits. All the weirdest riskiest goofiest bittiest bits you could imagine, all along the theme of new years or whatever else these idiots come up with. Come slam some Smash Burger Wednesday specials with a side of comedy show delicious-ness.
WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 11TH
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Wednesdays, 4-11pm.
• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Next In Line Comedy: Free F#ckin’ Comedy Show // January 2023
Recently voted “Best Comedy Night” by Philly Mag, Next In Line Comedy is a Philadelphia-based comedy collective run by comedians Manny Brown and Tyler Wolf. The group has also been featured in PhillyVoice and Thrillist.
Next In Line is now bringing the dopest comedy showcase in town to Tattooed Mom’s on Wednesday, January 11th at 8pm (Doors at 7pm) and it’s Free.99!
The show gives quickly rising comedians, who are ‘next in line,’ a space to work on their acts while providing Philly audiences a chance to watch incredible stand-up comedy at a low price, in this case for FREE. Shows have featured top comics from NYC, LA, Philly, and beyond, with credits from Comedy Central, Netflix, HBO, MTV, and more!
WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 18TH
DOORS 7PM // SHOW 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT | EVENTBRITE (RSVP)
Featuring:
LaTice
Eddie Finn
Masha
Zoe Dixon
Rob Cody
Connor Lutz
Tyler Wolf
Manny Brown
Free show in the upstairs of Tattooed Mom’s! Doors at 7pm, show starts at 8pm. Seating is NOT guaranteed even with a ticket, so show up early to reserve your spots. There is always a standing room section in the room.
***
What’s Up at TMoms:
Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Wednesdays, 4-11pm.
Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Psycho Sisters Murder on Ice: A Drag Queen Murder Mystery Party
Come out and enjoy a drag show full of fun performances, food, drinks, and, of course, KILLER queens. With a new year comes a new kill and we are going to need YOUR help to figure out exactly what happened. Come join some wonderful queens for their getaway cabin retreat in the woods where we can party, chat, and, of course, slay. Psycho Sisters is an interactive drag murder mystery show, so get ready to be immersed into a beautifully twisted experience for a night you’ll never forget. That is, unless, you don’t make it out alive ;). 2023 is already freezing, but it’s about to get icy. See you soon…
SUNDAY, JANUARY 22ND
1ST SHOW: DOORS 2PM // SHOW 3PM
2ND SHOW: DOORS 6PM // SHOW 7PM
PRIORITY SEATING TICKETS FOR BOTH SHOWS AVAILABLE ON ON EVENTBRITE ONLY
$15 SUGGESTED DONATION AT THE DOOR FOR G/A | NOTAFLOF
RSVP: FB EVENT | VIP TICKETS: EVENTBRITE
Featuring:
Smooth E
Deja Vu
Esme Eventide
Paula Deen-White
Zsa Zsa Dali
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom! Sundays, All Day Long.
• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
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