Do you fantasize about racing Skyhoppers with your pal Biggs on the desert planet of Tatooine? Ever wonder why a Tauntaun’s innards resemble white cheddar cheese curls more than actual organs? Have you ever been called a “stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herder?” Do you like the taste of blue milk? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you CANNOT miss our MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU celebration of all things Star Wars!

WEDNESDAY, MAY 4TH
DOORS @ 9:30PM + SHOW @ 10PM
$10-15 SUGGESTED DONATION // NOTAFLOF
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Join host, Balena Canto (and super fan) along with an amazing cast of performers as we celebrate, geek out, and bring your favorite Star Wars characters to life in this drag and burlesque tribute to one of the greatest sci-fi sagas of our time!

In addition to the performances, we will be having Star Wars themed trivia and games where YOU can play to win PRIZES! Plus, TMoms has created an extra special Mandalorian Punch available for our event!

Hostess with Mostess: Balena Canto (Matthew Maisano)

Cast:
Allyria Everlasting
Effervescence
Esmerelda May
Renaissance Noir
& Venus Mystique

Wherever you are in the galaxy, we hope you’ll stop by our little Cantina and join in the fun!

Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Drag Her. SLAYHER! Philly’s Only All Heavy Metal Drag Show plummets from the endless void of the cosmos and rains like a rhinestone meteorite straight back to Tattooed Mom! The long awaited stellar 2 year return of SLAYHER is finally upon us with a sickening and stunning new cast! This electrifying event is a night of delectable treats for the eyes, ears and mouth like no other. Vegan Fried and Delicious menu options, signature cocktails by Tattooed Mom, and the hardcore hexxed harlots of the Slayher cast bring you a drag show where the only thing worse than breaking a nail is losing your entire head! GOREY Lip Sync, DEVASTATING Dancing, DEATH DEFYING Stunts and SICK Special Effects!

THURSDAY, MAY 26TH
DOORS @ 8pm + SHOW @ 9-11pm
NO COVER // FREE FUN
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Hosted by LAMIA and LORNA DOOM
Witness the Horrors of
ICON EBONY FIERCE
SIR DONYX
HANNIBAL LICKHER
ESSA TERICK
SAMANTHA GENESIS
YARI
THE GODDESS ISIS

Warm Up your vocal chords with a Citywide and join us for the guttural phenomenal return of the Scream Contest! A Brutal showdown for a chance to win prizes and more courtesy of Tattooed Mom! Contestants will challenge one another to the basest and most barbaric showdown known to humanity!

2f, Only at Tattooed Mom, 530 South St, Philadelphia, PA.
Suggested Donation of $5-$15
Seating Starts at 8pm Shows at 9pm
21+ w/ valid ID required
**Transphobia, Racism, Ableism, Sexism, or Hate speech (TRASH) will not be tolerated at this event by any means, any violations will result in restricted access to Slayher, Tattooed Mom and Lamia, The Cursed Queen events.**

Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Come to the Sabbath—from the creators of SLAYHER! The Metal Diva Drag Brunch you’ve been craving returns with more badass brutes bringing you the best in rock legend impersonation, comedy, lip sync and dance while you enjoy a meal upstairs at Tattooed Mom! Indulge your darkest desires in this daylit disaster at the historic Sousth Street destination! Raise your horns and raise your glass with signature cocktails only available at TMoms, giveaways and prizes throughout the experience to keep you satiated and screaming for more.

SUNDAY, JUNE 26TH
DOORS @ 2PM + SHOW @ 3PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
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