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March 2023
NintendHO! A Drag and Burlesque Tribute
Balena Canto is back at TMoms with an all star cast to pay tribute to all things Nintendo!
See your fav Nintendo characters like Princess Peach, Mario, Luigi, Bayonetta, Eevee, Urbosa, Boo, Bowsette, Zelda, K.K Slider AND MORE brought to life by our cast of Philly’s finest nightlife performers!
In addition to the show, we’ll play themed games for your chance to win a Tattooed Mom prize pack (includes a $30 Tmoms gift card, t shirt, and more)!
TUESDAY, MARCH 21ST
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15-20 | VIP SEATING $25 (ONLY AVAILABLE ONLINE)
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RSVP: FB EVENT | EVENTBRITE
STARRING:
Balena Canto (Host)
Deadb0y
Jenny Henny
Renaissance Noir
Sir Donyx
Tiffany Uma Mascara
Vanity Killz
GUEST PERFORMER:
Ms. Terr
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Find out more »TATTOOED MOMEDY // March 2023
HELL YEAH! Philly’s favorite alternative comedy showcase brings you another unforgettable night of FREE LIVE COMEDY! TUESDAY MARCH 28TH 8-10PM NO COVER // FREE FUN FEATURING: Amber Born Ibhan Kulkarni Michael Hirsch Andrew Durso And headliner: Tan Hoang!! Hosted by Tan Hoang and Joe Bell! Art by Rachel Chou! Tattooed Momedy is the LAST TUESDAY OF EVERY MONTH exclusively at TATTOOED MOM’S! Named 2019’s BEST CHEAP LAUGHS IN PHILLY by Philly Magazine. Doors at 7:30 pm. Be sure to get…
Find out more »Thy KINGdom Come: An All Drag King and Trans Masculine Show
Come into the KINGdom and surround yourself with drag kings and trans masculine performers for one night, hosted by Snatcherella 3000 Season 3 former contestant, Billie King!
THURSDAY, MARCH 30TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
$10 SUGGESTED DONATION | NOTAFLOF
VIP TICKETS: EVENTBRITE
Cast:
Mister Right
Rexxi
Gemini Mxr
Eugene Rideher Betta
Stage Kitten: Oz
Door Guardian: Ken U Knott
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings… Thursdays, 4-11pm.
• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Find out more »April 2023
Big Ass Bitties // April 2023
This is a very silly comedy show where a lineup of entertainers will perform comedic feats! They might be risky bits, weird bits, sketch bits, improvised bits, musical bits, wild bits. BUT ALL OF THEM WILL BE BIG ASS BITTY BITS.
Expect bits. You will see bits. All the bittiest bits you could imagine.
Come see this show!
A line up of wild proportions!
SUNDAY, APRIL 2ND
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT
Hosted by Betty Smithsonian and featuring a cast of characters:
Brendan Murphy
Tom Brennan
Jay Simpson
Hannah Burks
Alix Griffin
Melanie Lynch
Josh Machiz
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom! Sundays, All Day Long.
• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Find out more »Next In Line Comedy: Free F#ckin’ Comedy Show // April 2023
Recently voted “Best Comedy Night” by Philly Mag, Next In Line Comedy is a Philadelphia-based comedy collective run by comedians Manny Brown and Tyler Wolf. The group has also been featured in PhillyVoice and Thrillist. Next In Line is now bringing the dopest comedy showcase in town to Tattooed Mom’s on Wednesday, April 12th at 8pm (Doors at 7pm) and it’s Free.99! The show gives quickly rising comedians, who are ‘next in line,’ a space to work on their acts while providing Philly audiences a…
Find out more »Teddy’s 101
Over the course of 184 drawings, 5 months, and 5 presentations Teddy Hanson discovered how drawing a moustache, a foot, a cat, a saxophone, and a line can lead a person to ponder the very nature of their existence. Join him as he recounts that metaphysical journey in his multimedia performance, Teddy’s 101.
SUNDAY, APRIL 16TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT | EVENTBRITE (COMING SOON)
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom! Sundays, All Day Long.
• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Find out more »Collide Zine Art Show & Open Mic Night
Join us for a night to celebrate COLLIDE’s third issue at Tattooed Mom’s on South Street. Enjoy great food and cocktails in the upstairs area of the bar. The first and second rooms will have spaces for artists to hang originals, prints, or have tables of work n display for people to engage with and purchase.
MONDAY, APRIL 17TH
6-10PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: EVENTBRITE
The third room will be closed off for an open-mic, where poets and performers can sign up for 5-10 minutes of mic time throughout the night.
Issue 3 writers are encouraged to perform their pieces in the zine and be present at the event for autographs and photo ops.
11 x 17 posters of featured Collide art and hard copies of Collide Issues 3 will be available for purchase!
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Find out more »Long Story Long: A Storytelling Comedy Show
Long Story Long is a FREE STORYTELLING COMEDY SHOW. All the excruciating details you didn’t know you needed from some of the best comics in Philly. Like that one time that I found a loose fire hydrant on the street and my friend and I carried it back to my garage and it stayed there for months because I didn’t know what to do with it until I eventually buried it in my backyard like a dead body so the government wouldn’t find out.
NO COVER & NO HOLDS BARRED!
WEDNESDAY, APRIL 19TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT | EVENTBRITE
Featuring:
Jennifer Blaine
Nicole Phoenix
Marcely
Caroline Orejuela
Lee Kilpatrick
and Brittney Goggin
Hosted by Sarah Ehrman
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Wednesdays, 4-11pm.
• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Find out more »SLAYHER: Philly’s Only All Heavy Metal Drag Show // 420
The Poisonous Primadonnas of Primavera sprout from the gardens of South Street and spew their spores in Philly’s Most Brutal Drag Show!
Witness the Horror of Philly’s Only All Heavy Metal Drag Show: SLAYHER! Tattooed Mom opens its gates to serve you the most gorgeous and glorious divas to be seen by the sun. These royal flowers will oust any weeds that might be cluttering your greenhouse, all while displaying fantastical looks, stunts and seductive petal dances. Philly’s sexiest bring you smoldering drag and burlesque for your entire pleasure on this auspicious holiday celebration. Indulge your senses and enjoy the glamourous vegan and non-vegan snacks and entrees available at the bar, alongside delectable and unique cocktails and draft beer selections.
THURSDAY, APRIL 20TH
DOORS @ 8PM + SHOW @ 9PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT | VIP SEATING $15 (ONLY AVAILABLE ONLINE): EVENTBRITE
STARRING:
Lamia
Yari
Sir Donyx
Victoria Reno
Mx. Ziphina
and more TBA!
This month SLAYHER pays tribute to heavy caveman riffs, sludge soaked bass lines and suffocating buzzing pedals. Prepare your vocal chords for the gauntlet of Philly’s Only Heavy Metal Screaming contest and perchance find yourself the proud owner of a prize package courtesy of Tattooed Mom. We’re looking for the most doomy, sludgey, stoner-metal squeal. Fans of all genres of metal are welcome to celebrate the glory of death and distortion!
Seats are First Come First Served unless reserved with a VIP presale ticket. For more info on VIP packages and reserved seating please see the VIP add-on at checkout!
***Transphobia, Racism, Ableism, Sexism or Hate speech (TRASH) will not be tolerated at this event by any means, any violations will result in restricted access to Slayher, Tattooed Mom and Lamia, The Cursed Queen events.***
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings… Thursdays, 4-11pm.
• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Find out more »TATTOOED MOMEDY // April 2023
HELL YEAH! Philly’s favorite alternative comedy showcase brings you another unforgettable night of FREE LIVE COMEDY!
TUESDAY APRIL 25
8-10PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
FEATURING:
Asante Morris
James Moss
Abby Rosenquist
Mera Caulfeid
Alex Senti
Hosted by Tan Hoang and Joe Bell!
Art by Jenni Cella.
Tattooed Momedy is the LAST TUESDAY OF EVERY MONTH exclusively at TATTOOED MOM’S! Named 2019’s BEST CHEAP LAUGHS IN PHILLY by Philly Magazine.
Doors at 7:30 pm. Be sure to get here early to snag that comfy armchair or bumper car…this event fills up QUICKLY!
It’s FREE! It’s COMEDY! It’s FREE COMEDY!
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• It’s Philly Vegan Restaurant Week! Tutu Mary’s has some very special menu items for us, changing all week long! Come back multiple times so you can eat the whole menu!
• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Find out more »
