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September 2022
The Fabulous Monstrosity Bros Present: Abortions For All, A Planned Comedy Show
A priest and a doctor walk into a bar to host a night of comedy, fundraising, and abortions. This ONE NIGHT ONLY variety show will fill you with joy, inspiration, laughter, knowledge and the strength to keep up the fight for reproductive rights. You can expect burlesque, musical comedy, sketch, stand up, audience games and more. All donations will benefit The Abortion Liberation Fund of PA.
THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 15TH
DOORS @ 7:30PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION // NOTAFLOF
RSVP: FB EVENT
THIS SHOW IS PART OF FREE FRINGE PHILLY: EVENT LINK
Hosted by:
Betty J Smithsonian & Alejandro Morales
Featuring:
Kat Mosely
Wet Betty
Rachel Fogletto
Sarah Clemency
With in-house legal counsel Hannah Trav Esq, and Certified Nurse Midwife, Brie Von Hausch
Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Ladies at a Gay Girl’s Bar // Philly Fringe — TWO Performances!
Don’t miss a unique queer solo show, here at TMoms for just 2 performances during Philly Fringe!
20th-century fem(me)/butch lesbian bars come to life in a solo dance/theatre performance. Maggie Cee explores her years as a teenage gay rights activist, her own identity, and fem history – illuminating the feminine women whose stories are too often forgotten, but whose strength and determination paved the way for LGBTQIA+ rights decades before Stonewall.
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 18TH
TWO PERFORMANCES: 3PM & 6PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT | FRINGE ARTS
Called a “major highlight” of the Hartford Fringe Festival by Christopher Arnott, who said: “Ladies at a Gay Girl’s Bar: 1938-1969…sweetly explored the femme/butch dichotomy in lesbian bars over half a century ago. Cee is a graceful, down-to-earth performer who’s passionate about her subject…and tells it through dance, pre-recorded voices, oral histories, fictional characters and well-chosen music.”
Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Slutty Poetry Night 2.0
THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 22ND
DOORS @ 6PM + EVENT @ 7PM + OPEN MIC @ 8:15PM
SUGGESTED DONATION FOR PROJECT SAFE | NOTAFLOF
RSVP: FB EVENT
Featuring:
Elayna Mae Darcy (Host)
Veronica Bennett
Kate Carey
Doors @ 6pm.
Performances by feature poets, Enjoli and Kate start @ 7pm with an open mic to follow @ 8:15pm. Artist merch and original work will be available for purchase, as well.
If you’re feeling shy, feel free to shove your confessions into our (anonymous) box for random members of the audience to read aloud.
This is a sex positive space that is not tolerant of any racism, misogyny, homophobia, transphobia, fat shaming, slut shaming, or any general bigoted fuckery.
Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
The Sabbath: Philly’s ONLY Metal Diva Brunch // September 2022
Come to the Sabbath! This isn’t your Nana’s Drag Brunch! Philly’s Only Metal Diva Drag Brunch is back this fall with jaw dropping stunts and gorgeous ghouls.
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 25TH
DOORS @ 2PM + SHOW @ 3PM
SUGGESTED DONATION | NOTAFLOF
RSVP: FB EVENT | VIP TICKETS: EVENTBRITE
From the creators of SLAYHER! The Metal Diva Drag Brunch of your darkest dreams is back with even more beautiful brutes. Starring rock legend imposters, lip sync assassins and brooding burlesque babes, the menu won’t be the only thing you will be dying to peruse. Upstairs at the South St staple, Tattooed Mom, your demonic drives will be satiated in the colosseum of carnage! Raise your horns and raise your glass with signature cocktails only available at Tmoms, giveaways and prizes throughout the experience to keep you satiated and screaming for more.
Starring:
Your hosts LAMIA & LORNA DOOM
With the devastatingly beautiful talents of
MX. ZIPHINA
ESSA TERICK
& ROCCEAUX
Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
TATTOOED MOMEDY // September 2022
Oh hell yeah! Philly’s favorite alternative showcase presents another unforgettable night of live comedy. And this month’s line up is BONKERS good!
TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 27th
8-10PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT
Featuring:
Manny Brown
John Deary
Sarah Bell
Tiz Irie
Megan Goetz
And headliner
Che Guerrero
Hosted by Tan Hoang!
Art by Joe Bell!
Tattooed Momedy is the LAST TUESDAY OF EVERY MONTH exclusively at TATTOOED MOM’S! Named 2019’s BEST COMEDY SHOW IN PHILLY by Philly Magazine.
Doors at 7:30 pm. Be sure to get here early to snag that comfy armchair or bumper car…this event fills up QUICKLY!
Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
October 2022
Next In Line Comedy: Free F#ckin’ Comedy Show // October 2022
Recently voted “Best Comedy Night” by Philly Mag, Next In Line Comedy is a Philadelphia-based comedy collective run by comedians Manny Brown and Tyler Wolf. The group has also been featured in PhillyVoice and Thrillist.
Next In Line is now bringing the dopest comedy showcase in town to Tattooed Mom’s on Wednesday, October 12th at 8pm (Doors at 7pm) and it’s Free.99!
The show gives quickly rising comedians, who are ‘next in line,’ a space to work on their acts while providing Philly audiences a chance to watch incredible stand-up comedy at a low price, in this case for FREE. Shows have featured top comics from NYC, LA, Philly, and beyond, with credits from Comedy Central, Netflix, HBO, MTV, and more!
WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 12TH
DOORS 7pm // SHOW 8pm
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT | EVENTBRITE (RSVP)
Featuring:
Keith Fromupdablock
Jon DelCollo
Hannah Trav
Kat Mosley
Liam Parris
Manny Brown
Tyler Wolf
Free show in the upstairs of Tattooed Mom’s! Doors at 7pm, show starts at 8pm. Seating is NOT guaranteed even with a ticket, so show up early to reserve your spots. There is always a standing room section in the room.
Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
SLAYHER: Philly’s Only All Heavy Metal Drag Show // October 2022
The Legacy of SLAYHER has reached 4 years of heavy metal ferocity and the demonic divas of South St. return for more fierce drag debauchery!
Drag Her! SLAY HER! In the 4 years since SLAYHER was founded by hosts Lamia and Lorna Doom, Philadelphians have been cursed with countless memories of limitless brutality, unabridged stupidity and downright irresponsible lizard-brain activity due to the antics of this amorphous troupe of high-heeled succubi. Philly’s darkest legacy continues on this auspicious night to celebrate the birth of SLAYHER and one of its founding f*****s, Lorna Doom! The covenant of chaos welcomes the spirits of damned this Samhain with delicious menu options and cocktails by Tattooed Mom. This ferocious festival of fury satisfies your basest and most carnal desires! Fierce Lip Sync, Dark and Sexy Dancers, Scorching Stunts and Sickening Blood and Gore.
THURSDAY, OCTOBER 20TH
DOORS @ 8pm + SHOW @ 9-11pm
NO COVER // FREE FUN // VIP SEATING $15 (ONLY AVAILABLE ONLINE)
RSVP: FB EVENT | VIP: EVENTBRITE
Hosted by LAMIA and LORNA DOOM
Witness the Horrors of
BRETTZO
ESSA TERICK
HANNIBAL LICKHER
ICON EBONY FIERCE
LUNA THEE JAWNETTE FIERCE
SIR DONYX
YARI
Grab a draft off the tap and get your gut going for the infamous symphonie of shrieks, a screaming contest where you can win the coveted gauntlet of Tattooed Mom’s Glory! The most barbaric showdown in all of humanity crowns the victor in riches and libations unparalleled!
2f, Only at Tattooed Mom, 530 South St, Philadelphia, PA.
Suggested Donation of $5-$15
Seating Starts at 8pm Shows at 9pm
21+ w/ valid ID required
**Transphobia, Racism, Ableism, Sexism, or Hate speech (TRASH) will not be tolerated at this event by any means, any violations will result in restricted access to Slayher, Tattooed Mom and Lamia, The Cursed Queen events.**
Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Psycho Sisters: A Drag Queen Murder Mystery Party
Come out and enjoy a drag show full of fun performances, drinks, and, of course, KILLER queens. That’s right: A drag queen has been murdered and we need YOUR help to figure out who did it. At Psycho Sisters it will be up to you, the audience, to use your inner detective skills and solve this crime! Get ready to see a lot of spooky shenanigans just in time for Halloween… if you think you won’t be too scared.
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 23RD
1ST SHOW: DOORS 2PM // SHOW 3PM
2ND SHOW: DOORS 6PM // SHOW 7PM
VIP SEATING ON EVENTBRITE | G/A $10 SUGGESTED DONATION | NOTAFLOF
RSVP: FB EVENT | VIP TICKETS: EVENTBRITE
Featuring:
Smooth E
Diva Baby
Esme Eventide
Paula Deen-White
Zsa Zsa Dali
Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
TATTOOED MOMEDY // October 2022
Don’t be afraid! It’s just Philly’s favorite alternative showcase with another unforgettable night of live comedy. And this line up is so damn good it’s spooky!
TUESDAY OCTOBER 25TH
8-10PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
FEATURING:
Molly Hanulec
Joe Bell
Kyle Harris
Rose Luardo
Geoff Jackson
And headliner:
Benny Feldman
Hosted by Tan Hoang!
Art by Joe Bell!
Tattooed Momedy is the LAST TUESDAY OF EVERY MONTH exclusively at TATTOOED MOM’S! Named 2019’s BEST CHEAP LAUGHS IN PHILLY by Philly Magazine.
Doors at 7:30 pm. Be sure to get here early to snag that comfy armchair or bumper car…this event fills up QUICKLY!
Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
You Can’t Fail // Fall 2022
The popular art series You Can’t Fail is headed back to Tattooed Mom! Join us for an evening of works in progress & new performances brought to you by Chris Davis!
WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 26TH
DOORS 7PM + SHOW 8-10PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT
An evening of new works including: visual art, photography, theater, dance, performance art, comedy, story-telling, poetry, prose, sculpture, ballet, film, stand-up, anything and everything will be presented in the back room on the 2nd floor of Tattooed Moms!
Featuring:
Makayla Maddison
Bellisant
Nate Holt
Sean Hanrahan
Kate Carey
Ben Kunkle
Mykal
Christina Rosso
The Foxy Doxies
Dixon Speaker
Bethanne Frazer
Faith Benamy
Tara Hernon
Michael Weigand
Billie King
Lindsay Hargrave
Tim Lynch
Betty Smithsonian
Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
