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November 2023
Don’t Speak: BDSM & 90s Drag Show
Hey You!
Welcome to the Tragic Kingdom! Submit to your nostalgic desires in the premiere of Philadelphia’s newest kink, bdsm and drag show hosted by Philly’s premiere queen with a twist, Lamia. Starring the fierce Philly femmes and domme downtown divas Yari, Rocceaux and Dalyla Mizani Cristal.
Are you Happy Now? Indulge your daydreams in a blast to the past in an all 90s and No Doubt themed Drag Show. Witness Gwen Stefani, Britney Spears and your favorite divas of the new millenium as you delight in the delicacies of South St’s Legendary Punk Rock, Indie Art and Heavy Metal hangout, only at Tattooed Mom’s!
THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 9TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15 | VIP SEATING $25 | NOTAFLOF
RSVP: EVENTBRITE
Cast:
Lamia
Yari
Dalyla Mizani Cristal
Rocceaux
Clean out those Spiderwebs in your memory with games and trivia about 90s culture and BDSM in the kinkiest drag show in South Philly. Sponsored by Passional & Sexploratorium, the sharpest memory will win prizes and packages that will make it hard to keep it zipped up.
Next, your fantasies run free as your pop idols strip it down after the sun sets. The ladies of leather and lace may look like angels but Underneath It All, they’re not that innocent. Desire dominates the night as the divas of Don’t Speak tighten their bootstraps and take your breath away. Don your freshest leather, harnesses, ropes or straps and sit in worship of your mistresses.
You can look, but don’t touch, please practice consent with your fellow patrons and your performers, bar staff and hostesses.. Transphobia, Racism, Ableism, Sexism, Hatespeech will not be tolerated and will result in expulsion from this event and Tattooed Mom’s. This event is 21+, Valid Photo Id is required at the door. Reserved seating is available for VIPS on a first come, first served basis.
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Thursdays, 4-11pm | All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings…
• Sundays, All Day Long | Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom!
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Find out more »Fall Comedy Fest: A Night of Improv Comedy
Are you ready to hehe? Maybe even haha?
Then you need to check out the Fall Comedy Fest. In this night of seasonal comedy, get in the fall spirit with four incredible local teams. If you like Whose Line Is It Anyway, this show is for you!
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 12TH
7-9PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT
About our teams:
Show and Tell Live: Your favorite Short Form team is back for another in-person performance! With over 900 followers on Twitch, Show and Tell Live slays on-stage online. Catch their previous streams at https://www.twitch.tv/
Pass The Kiss: As seen at Philly Improv Theater and Jester’s Castle, Pass The Kiss is thrilled to be back for another show! Prepare to see games, competitions, and races against in the clock.
Provin’ Cats: Performance debut! Provin’ Cats is a new, up and coming Long Form team. This will be the prettiest flower you’ve ever seen!
Gay Sleepover: Performance debut! Get ready to get gay and get goofy in this dynamic duo’s sleepover. Are they friends? Are they more? You decide in this interactive, choose-your-own-adventure show.
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Sundays, All Day Long | Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom!
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Find out more »Shame Spiral: a storytelling show about the things we carry
10 comedians tell stories of things that have brought them shame.
MONDAY, NOVEMBER 13TH
7-9PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: EVENTBRITE
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Mondays, 4-11pm | Prepare yourselves—Meatless Monday is back at Tattooed Mom (with a twist)!!!!!!!!! Every two months we’ll be highlighting a different vegan menu item every Monday. See what’s on special this month!
• Mondays, Upstairs 6-11pm | We see free 🎱 in your future! Introducing Free Pool Mondays upstairs at TMoms!
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Find out more »On The Floor Presents: Mom’s Mayhem Indie Improv Cage Match // November 2023
Indie cage match is back baby! On the Floor is hosting the hottest night of indie comedy and things are going to get ROUGH. Please join us as two of Philly’s best improv teams battle it out in a wrestling-style show and compete for the title of Mom’s Mayhem Champion. This month we have Schmooty going up against fellow former Philly Improv Theater (PHIT) House Team Go Fish! Oh yeahhh!!! You might even see someone get body slammed!!*
*with laughs
MONDAY, NOVEMBER 20TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 7:30PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
Performers:
schmootyimprov vs. Go Fish
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Mondays, 4-11pm | Prepare yourselves—Meatless Monday is back at Tattooed Mom (with a twist)!!!!!!!!! Every two months we’ll be highlighting a different vegan menu item every Monday. See what’s on special this month!
• Mondays, Upstairs 6-11pm | We see free 🎱 in your future! Introducing Free Pool Mondays upstairs at TMoms!
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Find out more »Eugene Rideher Presents KING/DOM: A Kings, Queens, and Things Show
WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 22ND
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $10 | NOTAFLOF
RSVP: FB EVENT
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Wednesday, 4-11pm | Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Recently named one of the top burgers in the city by The Philadelphia Inquirer!
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Find out more »TATTOOED MOMEDY // November 2023
HELL YEAH! Philly’s favorite alternative comedy showcase brings you another unforgettable night of FREE LIVE COMEDY!
TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 28TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
Hosted by Tan Hoang and Joe Bell.
FEATURING:
Tina Sieben
Ronald Metellus
Michael Kelly
Alex Forrest
Art by J. Cella.
Tattooed Momedy is the LAST TUESDAY OF EVERY MONTH exclusively at TATTOOED MOM’S!
Doors at 7:30 pm. Be sure to get here early to snag that comfy armchair or bumper car…this event fills up QUICKLY!
It’s FREE! It’s COMEDY! It’s FREE COMEDY!
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• The triumphant return of Taco Tuesday is finally here! Y’all better zoom down for $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Tuesday!! And wash it all down with $3 Tecate! Tuesdays, 4-11pm.
• Enjoy our happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Find out more »December 2023
South Street Pun-Off
Put the “hah” in your holidays at the South Street Pun-Off, returning to Tattooed Mom December 5th! Bring your friends, lovers, and enemies along to compete in wordplay-based trivia and improv games. Compete for honor, glory, and It’s Always Punny in Philadelphia t-shirts!
TUESDAY, DECEMBER 5TH
DOORS @ 6:30PM + SHOW @ 7PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: EVENTBRITE
Performers:
It’s Always Punny in Philadelphia
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Tuesdays, 4-11pm | The triumphant return of Taco Tuesday is finally here! Y’all better zoom down for $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Tuesday!! And wash it all down with $3 Tecate!
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Find out more »Next In Line Comedy: Free F#ckin’ Comedy Show // December 2023
Recently voted “Best Comedy Night” by Philly Mag, Next In Line Comedy is a Philly-based comedy collective run by comedians Manny Brown and Tyler Wolf. The group has also been featured in Philadelphia Inquirer, Thrillist, and PhillyVoice.
Perfect for a date night or just a night out. The shows feature quickly rising comedians, who are ‘next in line,’ and gives Philly audiences a chance to watch incredible stand-up comedy at a low price. The comics come from NYC, LA, Philly, and beyond, with credits from Comedy Central, Netflix, HBO, MTV, and more!
WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 13TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: EVENTBRITE (RSVP SOLD OUT, WALK-UP ONLY!)
Line-up:
Steve Bickel
Jamie Pappas
Madinah
Connor Lutz
Campbell Gibson
Follow @nextinlinecomedy on Instagram.
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Wednesday, 4-11pm | Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Recently named one of the top burgers in the city by The Philadelphia Inquirer!
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Find out more »SLAYHER: Heavy Metal Drag // December 2023
Philly’s one and only ALL heavy metal drag show sharpens its scythe for the ultimate harvest! Legends and vultures alike shall gather at Tattooed Mom on 530 South St. for a night of metal mayhem, and mesmerizing feats of malice and avarice!
Witness the Horror!
🖤 Lamia The Cursed Queen: Ruler of the metal underworld, ready to bewitch you with her hauntingly fierce presence.
🎤 Yari: A powerhouse of vocal prowess and heavy metal glam, ready to set the stage on fire.
✨ Plexie Glass: The Unshatterable. Back and bolder than ever, this return is not to be missed!
and more!
THURSDAY, DECEMBER 14TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15 | VIP SEATING $25 | NOTAFLOF
RSVP: EVENTBRITE
Don your finest leather and lace, and join us for a night of metal anthems, limitless drag royalty, and unforgettable brutality. Celebrate 5+ years of Heavy Metal and Drag Carnage! Test your limits and compete for the most vicious vocal explosion in the classic Slayher Scream Showdown! Where the best metal scream will win the coveted crown of Scream Queen sponsored by Passional and Sexploratorium on South Street!
Reserved seating is limited to VIPS and offered on a first come-first served basis! Order in advance to reserve your spot! Seating starts at 8pm, Shows begin at 9pm! This event is 21+ and requires a valid proof of ID. Transphobia, Racism, Ableism, Sexism and Hate-speech (T.R.A.S.H) will not be tolerated in any fashion at this event.
Enjoy delectable vegan and nonvegan entrees as well as a sinful menu of cocktails, draft beers and signature specialties. Shoot some pool and see wall-to-wall-to-wall local artists displaying their works in the premium punk rock atmosphere of one of South St’s finest bars and restaurants.
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Thursdays, 4-11pm | All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings…
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Find out more »Big Ass Bitties // December 2023
Pals! Big Ass Bitties is a wild ride, a night of comedic risks, feats of glory, attempts of epic proportions. You will be rewarded! You will get what you came for. You will see Bettys Bits.
The night is filled with adventure and misadventure from amazeballs comics. Won’t you come thru, and share your open arms with our vulnerable goofs? Come see this show! A line up of wild proportions!
TUESDAY, DECEMBER 19TH
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
Host:
The Bit Lord, @bettyjsmithsonian
Featuring:
@tragicyang
@oh_deary
@_itzybitzyfitzy_
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Tuesdays, 4-11pm | The triumphant return of Taco Tuesday is finally here! Y’all better zoom down for $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Tuesday!! And wash it all down with $3 Tecate!
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
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