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October 2022
Balena Canto Presents: CAMP WHORRER
Balena Canto is bringing her latest tribute show to Tattooed Mom! This time we’re taking a trip out to CAMP HORROR! From already ridiculously campy classics “VelociPastor” and “Killer Klowns From Outer Space” to the truly terrifying classics like “Hereditary” and “The Shining,” we guarantee that our tributes will have you DYING of laughter…
In addition to performances, we’ll play games where you can win Tmoms’ swagger and a gift card!
THURSDAY, OCTOBER 27TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15-20 | VIP SEATING $25 (ONLY AVAILABLE ONLINE)
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RSVP: FB EVENT | EVENTBRITE
Balena Canto
Sir Donyx
Fulano De Tal
Khaki Campri
Onyx Ondyx
Rooki Chu
Sakura Allure
Zsa Zsa Dalí
With Patti LuStoned on the door!
Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Hocus Pocus: A Very Spooky Live Reading
SISTAAAHHHSSS. Join us on October 30th at 3pm and 7pm for not one, but TWO showings of a very spooky live reading of everyone’s favorite witchy movie: Hocus Pocus~~
A critical bomb that turned into a cult classic, you better be ready for one hell of a spell.
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 30TH
TWO PERFORMANCES: 3PM & 7PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT
Directed by Bryant Edwards
Featuring:
Mariah Ghant
Brennen Malone
Katie Frazer
Leslie Miller
Adam Howard
Liz Crino
and more!
Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
November 2022
Big Ass Bitties: The Big Friendsgivingass Special
Join us for a variety comedy show that will fill every need you never thought you had and now that you realize you have it, you do not want it.
This will be wild. Expect bits. You will see bits. All the weirdest riskiest goofiest bittiest bits you could imagine, all along the theme of friendship or whatever else these idiots come up with.
WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 9TH
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT
Hosted by Betty Smithsonian and featuring a cast of characters:
Alex Tatarsky
Tyler Wolf
Sarah Knittel
Hannah Burks
Jake Lapinsky
Dru
Naim
Jaime
Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
The Sabbath: Philly’s ONLY Metal Diva Brunch // November 2022
Come to the Sabbath!
From the creators of SLAYHER! The Metal Diva Drag Brunch of your darkest dreams is back with even more beautiful brutes. Starring rock legend imposters, lip sync assassins and brooding burlesque babes, the menu won’t be the only thing you will be dying to peruse. Upstairs at the South St staple, Tattooed Mom, your demonic drives will be satiated in the colosseum of carnage! Raise your horns and raise your glass with signature cocktails only available at TMoms, plus giveaways and prizes throughout the experience to keep you satiated and screaming for more.
Reservations are limited to VIP tickets purchased online.
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 13TH
DOORS @ 2PM + SHOW @ 3PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN // VIP SEATING $15 (ONLY AVAILABLE ONLINE)
RSVP: FB EVENT | VIP: EVENTBRITE
Starring:
Lamia
Esme Eventide
Essa Terick
Jean Louise
Khaki Capri
Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Next In Line Comedy: Free F#ckin’ Comedy Show // November 2022
Recently voted “Best Comedy Night” by Philly Mag, Next In Line Comedy is a Philadelphia-based comedy collective run by comedians Manny Brown and Tyler Wolf. The group has also been featured in PhillyVoice and Thrillist.
Next In Line is now bringing the dopest comedy showcase in town to Tattooed Mom’s on Wednesday, November 16th at 8pm (Doors at 7pm) and it’s Free.99!
The show gives quickly rising comedians, who are ‘next in line,’ a space to work on their acts while providing Philly audiences a chance to watch incredible stand-up comedy at a low price, in this case for FREE. Shows have featured top comics from NYC, LA, Philly, and beyond, with credits from Comedy Central, Netflix, HBO, MTV, and more!
WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 16TH
DOORS 7pm // SHOW 8pm
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT | EVENTBRITE (RSVP)
Featuring:
Meg Goetz
Brandon Mitchell
Frank Neblett
Kateryna Shev
Josh Martier
Tyler Wolf
Manny Brown
Free show in the upstairs of Tattooed Mom’s! Doors at 7pm, show starts at 8pm. Seating is NOT guaranteed even with a ticket, so show up early to reserve your spots. There is always a standing room section in the room.
Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Balena Canto Presents: SituGAYtion Comedy! A Drag Tribute
Balena Canto is back at Tmoms with SITUGAYTION COMEDY: A Drag Tribute! That’s right! See your favorite TV sitcoms like The Golden Girls, The Nanny, Living Single, Will & Grace, and Schitt’s Creek (just to name a few) come to life before your very eyes, performed by some of Philly’s most exiting and talented drag artists! In addition to the performances, we will play games where you have the chance to win a TMoms prize pack including a $30 gift card, t-shirt, and more!
TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 22ND
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15-20 | VIP SEATING $25 (ONLY AVAILABLE ONLINE)
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RSVP: FB EVENT | EVENTBRITE
FEATURING:
Balena Canto (Host)
Amerie Jameson-Manchez
Deja Vu
Icon Ebony Fierce
Jean Louise
Nickihanna
Poochie
Summer St. Cartier
Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
TATTOOED MOMEDY // November 2022
Oh baby! You better believe it! Philly’s favorite alternative showcase returns once again for an unforgettable night of live comedy.
TUESDAY NOVEMBER 29TH
8-10PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
FEATURING:
Cecily Alexandria
Will Purpura
Charles Steele
Christine Kim
Michael S. Watkins
And headliner:
Ron Metellus
Hosted by Tan Hoang!
Art by Joe Bell!
Tattooed Momedy is the LAST TUESDAY OF EVERY MONTH exclusively at TATTOOED MOM’S! Named 2019’s BEST CHEAP LAUGHS IN PHILLY by Philly Magazine.
Doors at 7:30 pm. Be sure to get here early to snag that comfy armchair or bumper car…this event fills up QUICKLY!
Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
December 2022
The Different Show with Alejandro
Local human Alejandro Morales hosts an afternoon talk show full of sound and fury. Observe this most holy Sunday Funday with interviews, comedy, music, and a little harmless deception from: Jaime Chialastri, Setoiyo, Rose Luardo, Geoff Jackson, Nate Jones, and Alyssa Al-Dookhi. Free event!
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 11TH
DOORS @ 2PM + SHOW @ 3PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN // FREE EVENT
RSVP: FB EVENT | RSVP: EVENTBRITE
FEATURING:
Jaime Chialastri
Setoiyo
Rose Luardo
Geoff Jackson
Nate Jones
Alyssa Al-Dookhi
& your host, Alejandro Morales!
Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Next In Line Comedy: Free F#ckin’ Comedy Show // December 2022
Recently voted “Best Comedy Night” by Philly Mag, Next In Line Comedy is a Philadelphia-based comedy collective run by comedians Manny Brown and Tyler Wolf. The group has also been featured in PhillyVoice and Thrillist.
Next In Line is now bringing the dopest comedy showcase in town to Tattooed Mom’s on Wednesday, December 14th at 8pm (Doors at 7pm) and it’s Free.99!
The show gives quickly rising comedians, who are ‘next in line,’ a space to work on their acts while providing Philly audiences a chance to watch incredible stand-up comedy at a low price, in this case for FREE. Shows have featured top comics from NYC, LA, Philly, and beyond, with credits from Comedy Central, Netflix, HBO, MTV, and more!
WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 14TH
DOORS 7PM // SHOW 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT | EVENTBRITE (RSVP)
Featuring:
LeMaire Lee
Naim Ali
Emily Epstein-White
James Moss
Anna Gallagher
Josh Kleckner
Tyler Wolf
Manny Brown
Free show in the upstairs of Tattooed Mom’s! Doors at 7pm, show starts at 8pm. Seating is NOT guaranteed even with a ticket, so show up early to reserve your spots. There is always a standing room section in the room.
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What’s Up at TMoms:
Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Wednesdays, 4-11pm.
Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
SLAYHER: Philly’s Only All Heavy Metal Drag Show // December 2022
Slay Bells Ring, Are you Listening? This holiday season the iciest queens and the hottest nobility of Philly Drag’s Only All Heavy Metal Drag Show descend from the frozen north to depart the abyssal word of the thawing glacial primordials. Celebrating the Xrd birthday of Philadelphia’s Heavy Metal Queen of the Damned, The Accursed Lamia and the Seraphic Souls of SLAYHER presents to you Exmas 3: Lamia’s Revenge. This heartbreak holiday for Sagittarians and victims of Sagittariuses enters its third phase on the most savage stage in the tristate area. Forget the pain of the holidays with Fierce Lip Sync, Dark and Sexy Dancers, Scorching Stunts and Sickening Blood and Gore.
THURSDAY, DECEMBER 15TH
DOORS @ 8PM + SHOW @ 9PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN // VIP SEATING $15 (ONLY AVAILABLE ONLINE)
RSVP: FB EVENT | VIP: EVENTBRITE
Featuring SLAYHER’s Very Own:
Lamia
Yari
Icon Ebony Fierce
Sir Donyx
Hannibal Lickher
and Samantha Genesis
Along with Special Guests:
Volkie Versace
Sol Monroe
Mx. Ziphina
and Kristen Death
Grab a draft off the tap and get your gut going for the infamous symphonie of shrieks, a screaming contest where you can win the coveted gauntlet of Tattooed Mom’s Glory! The most barbaric showdown in all of humanity crowns the victor in riches and libations unparalleled!
2f, Only at Tattooed Mom, 530 South St, Philadelphia, PA. Suggested Donation of $10-15 Seating starts at 8pm, Shows at 9pm. 21+ with valid ID required. ***Transphobia, Racism, Ableism, Sexism or Hate speech (TRASH) will not be tolerated at this event by any means, any violations will result in restricted access to Slayher, Tattooed Mom and Lamia, The Cursed Queen events.***
Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
