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July 2023
South Philly Pun Off
Come on out to Tattooed Mom for the wordiest, nerdiest pub trivia and improv challenge you’ve ever seen! BRING A TEAM!
In ROUND 1, you and your team will do some punny pub trivia: come up with headlines for batty news stories, complete the dad joke, and other exciting word nerdery(!).
In ROUND 2, otherwise known as PUNDEMONIUM, contestants go head to head in an improvised pun tournament, picking topics out of a hat and riffing.
TUESDAY, JULY 18TH
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7XPM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• The triumphant return of Taco Tuesday is finally here! Y’all better zoom down for $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Tuesday!! And wash it all down with $3 Tecate! Tuesdays, 4-11pm.
• Enjoy our happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Find out more »Fast and Furious: A Live Reading
We live our lives a quarter of a mile at a time…
We’re fast. We’re furious. And we’re back with another reading in our Summer Movie Reading Series. What happens in the Fast and Furious franchise? Who knows, but we’re excited to do it all, live at Tattooed Mom!
Want to guarantee one of the best seats in the house? We offer limited VIP tickets which include 4 free raffle tickets, the best views in the house, and no stress about finding a seat. Available individually or at a discounted 4-pack price.
SUNDAY, JULY 23RD
7-9PM
$10 SUGGESTED DONATION | $15 VIP RESERVED SEATS
>> NOTAFLOF <<
RSVP: FB EVENT
Directed by Liz Crino (she/her)
Cast:
Natajia Sconiers (she/her)
John Patouhas (he/him)
Leslie Miller (she/her)
Adam Howard (he/him)
and more!
Follow Theatre Contra on Instagram.
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom! Sundays, All Day Long.
• Enjoy our happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Find out more »TATTOOED MOMEDY // July 2023
HELL YEAH! Philly’s favorite alternative comedy showcase brings you another unforgettable night of FREE LIVE COMEDY!
TUESDAY JULY 25
8-10PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
Hosted by Tan Hoang and Joe Bell.
FEATURING:
Wolfgang Hanulec
Amber Born
Ron Metellus
Zach Travis
And headliner Darryl Charles!
Art by Joe Bell.
Tattooed Momedy is the LAST TUESDAY OF EVERY MONTH exclusively at TATTOOED MOM’S!
Doors at 7:30 pm. Be sure to get here early to snag that comfy armchair or bumper car…this event fills up QUICKLY!
It’s FREE! It’s COMEDY! It’s FREE COMEDY!
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• The triumphant return of Taco Tuesday is finally here! Y’all better zoom down for $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Tuesday!! And wash it all down with $3 Tecate! Tuesdays, 4-11pm.
• Enjoy our happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Find out more »Haus Of Them Presents: Halloween in July
You like Halloween? You like witches 🧙 zombies 🧟 and more? Why wait for October! Come celebrate Halloween in July with a sexy silly cast of phillys spoopiest performers 🎃👻! July 27th doors at 7 pm show at 8 pm at Tattooed Mom! Brought to you by the drag house Haus Of Them aka H.O.T. ❤️🔥
THURSDAY, JULY 27TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $10-20 | NOTAFLOF
RSVP: EVENTBRITE
Hosted by Lil Blo Peep 🐑 & The ZanyThing 🤪
Starring:
Angélique
Fyre Wood
Henlo Bullfrog
Rexxi
+ five open stage performers (!!!)
With photography from Lee!
And Zsa Zsa Dali at the door!
Come to Tattooed Mom to celebrate the best holiday !!! $10 to $20 suggested donation, but no one turned away for lack of funds
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings… Thursdays, 4-11pm.
• Enjoy our happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Find out more »August 2023
Next In Line Comedy: Free F#ckin’ Comedy Show // August 2023
Recently voted “Best Comedy Night” by Philly Mag, Next In Line Comedy is a Philadelphia-based comedy collective run by comedians Manny Brown and Tyler Wolf. The group has also been featured in PhillyVoice and Thrillist.
Next In Line is now bringing the dopest comedy showcase in town to Tattooed Mom’s on Wednesday, August 9th at 8pm (Doors at 7pm) and it’s Free.99!
The show gives quickly rising comedians, who are ‘next in line,’ a space to work on their acts while providing Philly audiences a chance to watch incredible stand-up comedy at a low price, in this case for FREE. Shows have featured top comics from NYC, LA, Philly, and beyond, with credits from Comedy Central, Netflix, HBO, MTV, and more!
WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 9TH
DOORS 7PM // SHOW 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT | EVENTBRITE (RSVP)
Featuring:
Grace Piotrowski
Danya
Josh Martier
Nicole Phoenix
Nancy Padgett
Kelsey McKee
Jay Simpson
Manny Brown
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Wednesdays, 4-11pm. >>> Recently named one of the top burgers in the city by The Philadelphia Inquirer! <<<
• Enjoy our happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Find out more »SLAYHER: Philly’s Only All Heavy Metal Drag Show // August 2023
Cosmic Horrors beyond your imagination descend upon the denizens of Philadelphia! The eldritch overlords of gore and glamour return to South St in the most brutal drag show this side of the Schuylkill! Feast upon the celestial delights served by your tattooed mothership while bearing witness to the devastation wrought by some of Philly’s fiercest drag queens, kings and genderless sovereignty!
Bow to your new leaders:
Lamia, The Cursed Queen, Your hostess. (Named “Best Drag Queen with a Twist” by Best of Philly 2023!)
Yari, Essa Terick and Dalyla return to the SLAYHER squadron!
Welcome to their new home planet the incomparable Amethyst Vicious, Miss Elaine (Miss’d America 2023) and La Deva Arazel!
Can’t handle the amount of beauty and bodaciousness of these astronomical baddies? In space no one can hear you scream, but the winner of the legendary Slayher Screaming Showdown will be heard across the universe. Tout the title of SLAYHER SIREN and compete against your fellow audience members for a prize package courtesy of your tattooed mothership!
THURSDAY, AUGUST 10TH
DOORS @ 8PM + SHOW @ 9PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
VIP SEATING $15 (ONLY AVAILABLE ONLINE): EVENTBRITE
LINEUP:
Lamia
Yari
Essa Terick
Dalyla Mizani Cristal
Amethyst Vicious
Miss Elaine
La Deva Arazel
Seating is limited to VIPS and offered on a first come-first served basis! Order in advance to reserve your spot! Seating starts at 8pm, Shows begin at 9pm! This event is 21+ and requires a valid proof of ID. Transphobia, Racism, Ableism, Sexism and Hatespeech (T.R.A.S.H) will not be tolerated in any fashion at this event.
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings… Thursdays, 4-11pm.
• Enjoy our happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Find out more »Twilight Saga: Eclipse // A Live Reading
Some say the world will end in fire. Some say in ice.
Maybe it’ll end at TMoms?
Vampires. Werewolves. Newborn Armies. Awkward love triangles. Is there more we need to say? We can’t wait to perform the third movie in the 100% critically acclaimed series: The Twilight Saga. Join us at Tattooed Mom on August 14th…it’s callled a compromise…or maybe coercion.
Directed by Ryann Carey.
MONDAY, AUGUST 14TH
7-9PM
$10 SUGGESTED DONATION | $15 VIP RESERVED SEATS
>> NOTAFLOF <<
Guarantee yourself a prime seat with a VIP ticket for $15 (or a 4 pack for $50!)
All VIP tickets come with 4 complimentary raffle tickets per ticket!
Cast:
Anna Lieberman
Ezra Ali-Dow
Mariah Ghant
Natajia Sconiers
Brennen Malone
Jenna Kuerzi
Sarah Heddins
Follow Theatre Contra on Instagram.
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Prepare yourselves—Meatless Monday is back at Tattooed Mom (with a twist)!!!!!!!!! Every two months we’ll be highlighting a different vegan menu item every Monday. See what’s on special this month! Mondays, 4-11pm.
• Enjoy our happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Find out more »Balena Canto Presents: Content Warning – Bad TV // A Drag & Burlesque Tribute to The CW
The CW may have a reputation for producing less than quality television, BUT this cast of Drag & Burlesque artists are here to pay TRIBUTE to the shows that WE (and YOU) LOVE!
We cannot wait to bring to life some of your CW favorites from past and present like, “Supernatural,” “Charmed,” “Riverdale,” “Gossip Girl,” “Gilmore Girls,” “America’s Next Top Model,” “Girlicious,” and SO MANY MORE!
So come on down to Tmoms on Thursday, 8/17! ‘Tis sure to be packed with the most heightened drama and comedy that only a CW show can provide!
In addition to the show, we’ll play a themed game, where you chance to win a Tattooed Mom prize pack (includes a $30 Tmoms gift card, t shirt, and more)!
THURSDAY, AUGUST 17TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15-20 | VIP SEATING $25 (ONLY AVAILABLE ONLINE)
>> NOTAFLOF <<
STARRING:
Balena Canto (Host)
Esmerelda May
Harley Honey
Henlo Bullfrog
Louie a la Mode
Mae Rose
Sydney Gorgeous
The ZanyThing
Enbie Deecie (Door)
Brettzo (DJ)
Online sales end at 6 pm on show day; however, you can purchase tickets at the door with cash, Venmo, or Cash App. We advise you buy ahead of time should we sell out at the event. Tickets are non-refundable once purchased.
Follow the performers and producers on Instagram using the links above!
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings… Thursdays, 4-11pm.
• Enjoy our happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Find out more »Eugene Rideher Presents KING/DOM: A Kings, Queens, and Things Show
Join Eugene Rideher and his unmatched sensual cast for a night of power play and pleasure at KING/DOM on August 22nd! This lineup of kings, queens, and things is one you won’t want to miss.
TUESDAY, AUGUST 22ND
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
SUGGESTED DONATION $10 | NOTAFLOF
Cast:
Eugene Rideher
Gemini Mxr
Oktober Third (host)
Vanity Killz
Shikita Karr Prime
Goofy Littleguy
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• The triumphant return of Taco Tuesday is finally here! Y’all better zoom down for $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Tuesday!! And wash it all down with $3 Tecate! Tuesdays, 4-11pm.
• Enjoy our happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Find out more »On the Floor Presents: Mom’s Mayhem Indie Cage Match // August 2023
Indie cage match is back baby! That’s right, On the Floor is hosting the hottest night of indie comedy and things are going to get rough. Please join us as two of Philly’s best indie teams battle it out in a wrestling-style show and compete for the title of Mom’s Mayhem Champion. This month we have returning champs Wet Blanket going against newcomers Himbos. Oh yeahhh!!! You might even see someone get body slammed!!* Make sure you show up at 7pm when doors open. Show starts at 7:30pm.
*with laughs
MONDAY, AUGUST 28TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 7:30PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Prepare yourselves—Meatless Monday is back at Tattooed Mom (with a twist)!!!!!!!!! Every two months we’ll be highlighting a different vegan menu item every Monday. See what’s on special this month! Mondays, 4-11pm.
• Enjoy our happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Find out more »
