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October 2023

Witches’ Brew

SunSun
October 29October 29
7:00 pm9:00 pm

The witches are coming — and they’re bringing the laughs! Witches’ Brew is a femme-forward comedy show featuring some of the best talent in Philadelphia. Improvisers Hot Dog with Mustard will join Gam Gam (with special guest Siobhan O’Hara) and comedian Betty Smithsonian for a night celebrating Philly femme performers. Jam to follow the show if you want to get your reps in or get to know other femme comedians! Doors at 7, show at 7:30.

 

SUNDAY, OCTOBER 29TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 7:30PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

Comedians:

Hot Dog with Mustard
Gam Gam
Siobhan O’Hara
Betty Smithsonian

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Sundays, All Day Long | Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Find out more »

November 2023

Next In Line Comedy: Free F#ckin’ Comedy Show // November 2023

WedWed
November 8November 8
7:00 pm9:00 pm

Recently voted “Best Comedy Night” by Philly Mag, Next In Line Comedy is a Philly-based comedy collective run by comedians Manny Brown and Tyler Wolf. The group has also been featured in Philadelphia Inquirer, Thrillist, and PhillyVoice.

Perfect for a date night or just a night out. The shows feature quickly rising comedians, who are ‘next in line,’ and gives Philly audiences a chance to watch incredible stand-up comedy at a low price. The comics come from NYC, LA, Philly, and beyond, with credits from Comedy Central, Netflix, HBO, MTV, and more!

 

WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 8TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

 

Line-up:

 

Follow @nextinlinecomedy on Instagram.

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Wednesday, 4-11pm | Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Recently named one of the top burgers in the city by The Philadelphia Inquirer!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Find out more »

Fall Comedy Fest: A Night of Improv Comedy

SunSun
November 12November 12
7:00 pm9:00 pm

Are you ready to hehe? Maybe even haha?

Then you need to check out the Fall Comedy Fest. In this night of seasonal comedy, get in the fall spirit with four incredible local teams. If you like Whose Line Is It Anyway, this show is for you!

 

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 12TH
7-9PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT

 

About our teams:

Show and Tell Live: Your favorite Short Form team is back for another in-person performance! With over 900 followers on Twitch, Show and Tell Live slays on-stage online. Catch their previous streams at https://www.twitch.tv/showandtelllive

Pass The Kiss: As seen at Philly Improv Theater and Jester’s Castle, Pass The Kiss is thrilled to be back for another show! Prepare to see games, competitions, and races against in the clock.

Provin’ Cats: Performance debut! Provin’ Cats is a new, up and coming Long Form team. This will be the prettiest flower you’ve ever seen!

Gay Sleepover: Performance debut! Get ready to get gay and get goofy in this dynamic duo’s sleepover. Are they friends? Are they more? You decide in this interactive, choose-your-own-adventure show.

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Sundays, All Day Long | Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Find out more »

Shame Spiral: a storytelling show about the things we carry

MonMon
November 13November 13
7:00 pm9:00 pm

10 comedians tell stories of things that have brought them shame.

 

MONDAY, NOVEMBER 13TH
7-9PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

 

Comedians:
Mamaye
Joe G
Sean O’Shaughnessy
Geoff Jackson
Thomas Patrick
Dr. Holly
Conor Lutz
Charles Steele

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Mondays, 4-11pm | Prepare yourselves—Meatless Monday is back at Tattooed Mom (with a twist)!!!!!!!!! Every two months we’ll be highlighting a different vegan menu item every Monday. See what’s on special this month!

Mondays, Upstairs 6-11pm | We see free 🎱 in your future! Introducing Free Pool Mondays upstairs at TMoms!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Find out more »

On The Floor Presents: Mom’s Mayhem Indie Improv Cage Match // November 2023

MonMon
November 20November 20
7:00 pm9:00 pm

Indie cage match is back baby! On the Floor is hosting the hottest night of indie comedy and things are going to get ROUGH. Please join us as two of Philly’s best improv teams battle it out in a wrestling-style show and compete for the title of Mom’s Mayhem Champion. This month we have Schmooty going up against fellow former Philly Improv Theater (PHIT) House Team Go Fish! Oh yeahhh!!! You might even see someone get body slammed!!*

*with laughs

 

MONDAY, NOVEMBER 20TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 7:30PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

Performers:

schmootyimprov vs. Go Fish

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Mondays, 4-11pm | Prepare yourselves—Meatless Monday is back at Tattooed Mom (with a twist)!!!!!!!!! Every two months we’ll be highlighting a different vegan menu item every Monday. See what’s on special this month!

Mondays, Upstairs 6-11pm | We see free 🎱 in your future! Introducing Free Pool Mondays upstairs at TMoms!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

Find out more »

TATTOOED MOMEDY // November 2023

TueTue
November 28November 28
8:00 pm10:00 pm

HELL YEAH! Philly’s favorite alternative comedy showcase brings you another unforgettable night of FREE LIVE COMEDY!

 

TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 28TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

Hosted by Tan Hoang and Joe Bell.

FEATURING:
Tina Sieben
Ronald Metellus
Michael Kelly
Alex Forrest

Art by J. Cella.

 

Tattooed Momedy is the LAST TUESDAY OF EVERY MONTH exclusively at TATTOOED MOM’S!

Doors at 7:30 pm. Be sure to get here early to snag that comfy armchair or bumper car…this event fills up QUICKLY!

It’s FREE! It’s COMEDY! It’s FREE COMEDY!

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What’s Up at TMoms:

• The triumphant return of Taco Tuesday is finally here! Y’all better zoom down for $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Tuesday!! And wash it all down with $3 Tecate! Tuesdays, 4-11pm.

• Enjoy our happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Find out more »

December 2023

Sketchubator: A Sketch Comedy Incubator // December 2023

SunSun
December 3December 3
6:00 pm9:00 pm

Philly Sketchfest and My First Sketch return to Tattooed Mom to host a live and in-person sketch comedy open mic. Comedians all over Philadelphia can sign up at sketchubator.com/signup to read and perform their sketches with the help of some of the most experienced and funniest sketch writers and performers in the area. Hosted by Josh Higham of the My First Sketch podcast, Sketchubator is a chance for the city’s sketch comedians to hang out, have a drink, eat some food, and share some laughs. Sketches, character bits, and monologues should be under five minutes with the hopefully unnecessary reminder that Philly Sketchfest will not condone hateful material. Bring your festive and holiday ideas, but that’s not mandatory.

 

SUNDAY, DECEMBER 3RD
6-9PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom! Sundays, All Day Long.

• Enjoy our happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Find out more »

South Street Pun-Off

TueTue
December 5December 5
6:30 pm9:00 pm

Put the “hah” in your holidays at the South Street Pun-Off, returning to Tattooed Mom December 5th! Bring your friends, lovers, and enemies along to compete in wordplay-based trivia and improv games. Compete for honor, glory, and It’s Always Punny in Philadelphia t-shirts!

 

TUESDAY, DECEMBER 5TH
DOORS @ 6:30PM + SHOW @ 7PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

 

Performers:

It’s Always Punny in Philadelphia

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Tuesdays, 4-11pm | The triumphant return of Taco Tuesday is finally here! Y’all better zoom down for $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Tuesday!! And wash it all down with $3 Tecate!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Find out more »

Next In Line Comedy: Free F#ckin’ Comedy Show // December 2023

WedWed
December 13December 13
7:00 pm9:00 pm

Recently voted “Best Comedy Night” by Philly Mag, Next In Line Comedy is a Philly-based comedy collective run by comedians Manny Brown and Tyler Wolf. The group has also been featured in Philadelphia Inquirer, Thrillist, and PhillyVoice.

Perfect for a date night or just a night out. The shows feature quickly rising comedians, who are ‘next in line,’ and gives Philly audiences a chance to watch incredible stand-up comedy at a low price. The comics come from NYC, LA, Philly, and beyond, with credits from Comedy Central, Netflix, HBO, MTV, and more!

 

WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 13TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: EVENTBRITE (RSVP SOLD OUT, WALK-UP ONLY!)

 

Line-up:
Steve Bickel 
Jamie Pappas
Madinah
Connor Lutz
Campbell Gibson

 

Follow @nextinlinecomedy on Instagram.

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Wednesday, 4-11pm | Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Recently named one of the top burgers in the city by The Philadelphia Inquirer!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Find out more »

Big Ass Bitties // December 2023

TueTue
December 19December 19
6:00 pm9:00 pm

Pals! Big Ass Bitties is a wild ride, a night of comedic risks, feats of glory, attempts of epic proportions. You will be rewarded! You will get what you came for. You will see Bettys Bits.

The night is filled with adventure and misadventure from amazeballs comics. Won’t you come thru, and share your open arms with our vulnerable goofs? Come see this show! A line up of wild proportions!

 

TUESDAY, DECEMBER 19TH
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

Host:
The Bit Lord, @bettyjsmithsonian

Featuring:
@tragicyang
@oh_deary
@_itzybitzyfitzy_

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Tuesdays, 4-11pm | The triumphant return of Taco Tuesday is finally here! Y’all better zoom down for $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Tuesday!! And wash it all down with $3 Tecate!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Find out more »

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