SLAYHER: Heavy Metal Drag // December 2023

Take heed metalheads and drag royalty lovers alike.

Philly’s one and only ALL heavy metal drag show sharpens its scythe for the ultimate harvest! Legends and vultures alike shall gather at Tattooed Mom on 530 South St. for a night of metal mayhem, and mesmerizing feats of malice and avarice!

Witness the Horror!

🖤 Lamia The Cursed Queen: Ruler of the metal underworld, ready to bewitch you with her hauntingly fierce presence.

🎤 Yari: A powerhouse of vocal prowess and heavy metal glam, ready to set the stage on fire.

✨ Plexie Glass: The Unshatterable. Back and bolder than ever, this return is not to be missed!

and more!

 

THURSDAY, DECEMBER 14TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15 | VIP SEATING $25 | NOTAFLOF
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

 

Lineup:

 

Don your finest leather and lace, and join us for a night of metal anthems, limitless drag royalty, and unforgettable brutality. Celebrate 5+ years of Heavy Metal and Drag Carnage! Test your limits and compete for the most vicious vocal explosion in the classic Slayher Scream Showdown! Where the best metal scream will win the coveted crown of Scream Queen sponsored by Passional and Sexploratorium on South Street!

Reserved seating is limited to VIPS and offered on a first come-first served basis! Order in advance to reserve your spot! Seating starts at 8pm, Shows begin at 9pm! This event is 21+ and requires a valid proof of ID. Transphobia, Racism, Ableism, Sexism and Hate-speech (T.R.A.S.H) will not be tolerated in any fashion at this event.

Enjoy delectable vegan and nonvegan entrees as well as a sinful menu of cocktails, draft beers and signature specialties. Shoot some pool and see wall-to-wall-to-wall local artists displaying their works in the premium punk rock atmosphere of one of South St’s finest bars and restaurants.

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Thursdays, 4-11pm | All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

New + Wesley Presents: The Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la pop-up

TUESDAY, DECEMBER 12TH
6-10PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

Vendors:
@vocabularyofshapes
@niftythrifyphl
@adoomcusack
@ _scarymarys_
@pedrotheroadie
@marleyangelstudios
@michiirei
@musclespasm
@ChrisCasinoo

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Tuesdays, 4-11pm | The triumphant return of Taco Tuesday is finally here! Y’all better zoom down for $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Tuesday!! And wash it all down with $3 Tecate!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Bearded Noise Presents: Merry Gothmas Pop-Up

Come join us for another fun creepy shop filled with laughter, drinks, and eccentric vendors!

You know all of your family and friends want gothy stuff for Christmas! No matter it be bones, taxidermy, clothing, crystals, tarot or even just adorable Halloween type soaps and products. Goth shop and Social is a pop up art mart and gothic gathering founded in 2022 by trans goth of color. Every event there is a raffle that money raised goes towards local trans youth. Prioritizing people typically excluded from traditional goth scenes, GS+S welcomes all goths to join us.

 

SUNDAY, DECEMBER 10TH
7-10PM
RSVP: FB EVENT

 

Vendors:

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Sundays, All Day Long | Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

South Street Pun-Off

Put the “hah” in your holidays at the South Street Pun-Off, returning to Tattooed Mom December 5th! Bring your friends, lovers, and enemies along to compete in wordplay-based trivia and improv games. Compete for honor, glory, and It’s Always Punny in Philadelphia t-shirts!

 

TUESDAY, DECEMBER 5TH
DOORS @ 6:30PM + SHOW @ 7PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

 

Performers:

It’s Always Punny in Philadelphia

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Tuesdays, 4-11pm | The triumphant return of Taco Tuesday is finally here! Y’all better zoom down for $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Tuesday!! And wash it all down with $3 Tecate!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

TCS Candle Shop’s Holiday Pop Up Market

Start off your holiday shopping the right way at Tattooed Moms this year by stopping by TC’s 1st Annual Holiday Pop Up Market. On December 3rd, 2023 from 2pm-5pm for one evening only local artist and crafters will take over Tattooed Moms for a shopping bonanza. Be sure to stop by. You must be 21+ to enter with valid ID. See you there!

 

SUNDAY, DECEMBER 3RD
2-5PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

Lineup of artists/performers/groups:
@musclespasms
@mmefaithhaiku
@draculadco
@ghost_etching
@softpandaskin
@skirtssewpretty
@dreamcastledesign
@tcscandleshop

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Sundays, All Day Long | Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Ink & Drinks: The Dahlia Tattoo Collective Debut

Ink & Drinks: The Dahlia Tattoo Collective Debut” is more than an event; it’s a celebration of creativity, a showcase of local talent, and a commitment to making a difference in our community. Let’s create memories, spark conversations, and craft a positive impact. Mark your calendar, gather your friends, and be a part of an artistic experience you won’t soon forget. We can’t wait to share our passion for tattoo art with you. Join us on this extraordinary journey – 12/01/23. See you there!

 

FRIDAY, DECEMBER 1ST
6-10PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

Artists:
Shan Steiger
Steve Styles
Kait Grimm
Lex
Andy Bursler
Tyler Dey
Junior Zack
Riss

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Eugene Rideher Presents KING/DOM: A Kings, Queens, and Things Show

Trying to stay sane the night before Thanksgiving with the family? Join Eugene Rideher Betta and his unmatched cast at KING/DOM on November 22nd for a sensual night of power play and pleasure! Hosted by Oktober Third, this lineup of kings, queens, and things is one you won’t want to miss.

 

WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 22ND
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $10 | NOTAFLOF
RSVP: FB EVENT

 

Cast:

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Wednesday, 4-11pm | Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Recently named one of the top burgers in the city by The Philadelphia Inquirer!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

You Can’t Kill A Poet // November 2023

We’re back at it again at Tattooed Mom! Wednesday, Novemebr 15th. Doors at 7:30pm, reading at 8pm. Come hang out in our joyous and boisterous room full of queerness and listen to some amazing poets share their work.

 

WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 15TH
DOORS @ 7:30PM + SHOW @ 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT

 

Featured Readers:
Malachi Lily
Alyse James
Mo the Poet
Candice Iloh
Medina Keita
Trina Sanyal

 

Follow You Can’t Kill A Poet on Instagram.

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Wednesday, 4-11pm | Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Recently named one of the top burgers in the city by The Philadelphia Inquirer!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Fall Comedy Fest: A Night of Improv Comedy

Are you ready to hehe? Maybe even haha?

Then you need to check out the Fall Comedy Fest. In this night of seasonal comedy, get in the fall spirit with four incredible local teams. If you like Whose Line Is It Anyway, this show is for you!

 

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 12TH
7-9PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT

 

About our teams:

Show and Tell Live: Your favorite Short Form team is back for another in-person performance! With over 900 followers on Twitch, Show and Tell Live slays on-stage online. Catch their previous streams at https://www.twitch.tv/showandtelllive

Pass The Kiss: As seen at Philly Improv Theater and Jester’s Castle, Pass The Kiss is thrilled to be back for another show! Prepare to see games, competitions, and races against in the clock.

Provin’ Cats: Performance debut! Provin’ Cats is a new, up and coming Long Form team. This will be the prettiest flower you’ve ever seen!

Gay Sleepover: Performance debut! Get ready to get gay and get goofy in this dynamic duo’s sleepover. Are they friends? Are they more? You decide in this interactive, choose-your-own-adventure show.

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Sundays, All Day Long | Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Masters of Horror: A Halloween Extravaganza

Join Balena Canto and Tattooed Mom for the MOST scary, thrilling, spooky, and QUEER Halloween experience! Our cast of drag performers and burlesque artists will be celebrating Halloween with numbers dedicated to “Masters of Horror” like Hitchcock, A24, Jordan Peele, Del Toro, Stephen King, Wes Craven, and so many more!

In addition to our show, we’ll have a costume constest (cause it’s Halloween Night, duh!), where you have a chance to show off your costume and impress me and my cast! Best costume will win a Tattooed Mom prize pack (includes a $30 Tmoms gift card, t shirt, and more)!

 

TUESDAY, OCTOBER 31ST
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15-25 | VIP SEATING $25 (ONLY AVAILABLE ONLINE)
>> NOTAFLOF <<
RSVP: FB EVENT

 

CAST:
Balena Canto (Host)
Cyrus K Stratton
Georgia Peach
Renaissance Noir
Saavy
The ZanyThing
Wet Betty

DJ/Sound: Brettzo

 

Online sales end at 6 pm on show day; however, you can purchase tickets at the door with cash, Venmo, or Cash App. We advise you buy ahead of time should we sell out at the event. Tickets are non-refundable once purchased.

 

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HALLOWEEN 365, BE CAREFUL NOT TO SAY IT THRICE

THE DELIA DEETZ COCKTAIL SPECIAL

AVAILABLE 10/27 – 10/31 | ONLY AT TMOMS
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What’s Up at TMoms:

Tuesdays, 4-11pm | The triumphant return of Taco Tuesday is finally here! Y’all better zoom down for $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Tuesday!! And wash it all down with $3 Tecate!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.