Next In Line Comedy: Free F#ckin’ Comedy Show // December 2022

Recently voted “Best Comedy Night” by Philly Mag, Next In Line Comedy is a Philadelphia-based comedy collective run by comedians Manny Brown and Tyler Wolf. The group has also been featured in PhillyVoice and Thrillist.

Next In Line is now bringing the dopest comedy showcase in town to Tattooed Mom’s on Wednesday, December 14th at 8pm (Doors at 7pm) and it’s Free.99!

The show gives quickly rising comedians, who are ‘next in line,’ a space to work on their acts while providing Philly audiences a chance to watch incredible stand-up comedy at a low price, in this case for FREE. Shows have featured top comics from NYC, LA, Philly, and beyond, with credits from Comedy Central, Netflix, HBO, MTV, and more!

 

WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 14TH
DOORS 7PM // SHOW 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT | EVENTBRITE (RSVP)

 

Featuring:
LeMaire Lee
Naim Ali
Emily Epstein-White
James Moss
Anna Gallagher
Josh Kleckner
Tyler Wolf
Manny Brown

 

Free show in the upstairs of Tattooed Mom’s! Doors at 7pm, show starts at 8pm. Seating is NOT guaranteed even with a ticket, so show up early to reserve your spots. There is always a standing room section in the room.

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Wednesdays, 4-11pm.

Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

The Different Show with Alejandro

The Different Show with Alejandro - 12/11 - Free Event

Local human Alejandro Morales hosts an afternoon talk show full of sound and fury. Observe this most holy Sunday Funday with interviews, comedy, music, and a little harmless deception from: Jaime Chialastri, Setoiyo, Rose Luardo, Geoff Jackson, Nate Jones, and Alyssa Al-Dookhi. Free event!

 

SUNDAY, DECEMBER 11TH
DOORS @ 2PM + SHOW @ 3PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN // FREE EVENT
RSVP: FB EVENT | RSVP: EVENTBRITE

 

FEATURING:
Jaime Chialastri
Setoiyo
Rose Luardo
Geoff Jackson
Nate Jones
Alyssa Al-Dookhi
& your host, Alejandro Morales!

 

Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Juicy Goth Presents: SHOP TIL YOU DROP 2

Please join us this holiday season upstairs at Tattooed Mom for the second Shop Til You Drop event!

15+ visual artists will be selling their beautiful, hand crafted work. Come shop for paintings, clothing, jewelry, & more for your friends and loved ones this holiday season. It’s more important than ever to support small & local businesses so come through and shop this year!

 

SATURDAY, DECEMBER 10TH
2-6PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT | VIP TICKETS: EVENTBRITE

 

Vendors:
MFN Shrines & Finds
Three Guys That Paint
Happy Cat Print Design
SKTCH
Medusa Raptor Studios
Tiny Blk Grdn
Visions Risen
Juicy Goth
Think Arts
Dizzy Child Design
Drawren
Tuf Girlz
Skyn Art

 

Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

TheCourtyardPHL Presents: The Goth & Alternative Flea Market

Come checkout our one stop shop for everything goth & alternative made by some of Philly’s hottest shops & businesses! With a plethora of items for sale & display such as handmade jewelry, clothing, art & more!

 

WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 7TH
6-10PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

FEATURING:
BoneMamiMetals
CultTies
SlugBabyWares
Candle Zayde
Cassius K
AntiFlowerShowMovement
ChelitaCosmetics
ComeOnStrong

 

 

Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Jerks Productions Presents: Fused Underground, December 2022

Art makes the PERFECT gift! Join us for a night of ART, HOLIDAY & BOOZE at Tattooed Mom! See some of Philadelphia (and the surrounding area)’s best local underground artists! Grab some last-minute holiday gifts and treats for friends, family, bartenders, or even your local grinch!

 

FRIDAY, DECEMBER 2ND
5-11PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT

 

ARTISTS:
8213 Desserts
Collide Zine
E. Martin Illustration
Nachos and Caviar
Necromantic Creations
Oh Jamie Elizabeth
proFOUNDARTcreations
Randu Art
Rose Aiken
Sean
Shayna J Feinstein

 

Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Choose Your Own Beginning: Book Launch Party

Come celebrate the launch of CHOOSE YOUR OWN BEGINNING (Be About It Press) with an evening of poetry at Tattooed Mom! The event will feature readings by local poets Violet Gehringer, Warren C. Longmire, Nicole Steinberg, Alison Lubar, and Amy Saul-Zerby.

Copies of the book will be available for purchase.

 

THURSDAY, DECEMBER 1ST
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT

 

Praise for Choose Your Own Beginning:

“Amy Saul-Zerby’s language is direct, beautifully clipped—a terseness that poem after poem swells into an expansive reckoning with depression, love, and, of course, the self. Insight, here, is hard-won. These memorable poems ripple with intimacies and linguistic pleasures. They will stay with you.”
– Eduardo C. Corral, author of Guillotine

 

“Amy Saul-Zerby’s unforgettable new collection is revelatory in its frankness and sexy in its cool detachment. Hungry, seductive, confessional, pithy, the intimacy of these poems is bracing and gorgeous.”
– Richie Hofmann, author of A Hundred Lovers

 

“Choose Your Own Beginning is a collection of beauty, devastation, and deep resilience resonating through every poem.”
– Ariel Francisco, author of Under Capitalism If Your Head Aches They Just Yank Off Your Head

 

Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

You Can’t Kill A Poet // November 2022

It’s the last You Can’t Kill a Poet of 2022! What a joy to have come back and shared queer space with ya’ll this year. It’s going to be a good one!

Featuring an amazing list of queer and trans readers, including Quinn Rodriguez, Mónica Gomery, Raena Shirali, Alina Pleskova, Cam Simmons, Boston Gordon, Kareal Amenumey, and Monica Huang! Mónica Gomery has a brand new book out this month, Might Kindred, and Raena Shirali also has a brand new book out, Summonings!

Come celebrate these new books and ALL of our readers amazing work! Masks encouraged!

 

WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 30TH
DOORS @ 7:30PM + SHOW @ 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT

 

 

Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Saddy & Friends: Friendsgiving Vintage Pop-Up Event

Support local & small! Celebrate the season while perusing candles, secondhand clothing, accessories, jewelry, and so much more! Come hang out and let’s be friends!

 

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 20TH
3-7PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

VENDORS INCLUDE:
@miasglowry
@sausage_and_peppers
@mo.chelle_
@saddys_2ndhnd
& MORE!

 

Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

BASURA: Pop-Up Art Exhibition and Installation

BASURA will be the final product of a pandemic-long artistic journey between two friends. Brian and Vivona were trapped in a sinking pirate ship of a loft in Chinatown, Boston, MA when they decided to collaborate and create an installation at Tattooed Mom. Struggle, progress, more struggle, and Anthony Hawk Professional Skateboards ensued. They created a book that would transfer to the hallowed walls of this wildly amazing astral plane. Once arriving in Philadelphia, PA to install this piece over two years ago, they were exposed to COVID by garbage fire ding dongs, their vehicle tried to explode, and the city was in full riot and protest mode. They were quarantined and losing their minds…

Since then, Brian has relocated to Philly and Vivona has relocated to Southern California. But for two people like them, the itch was not scratched and the story just got better. This installation and exhibit will be the trigger for a new version of the book, and in many opinions, a more interesting and compelling story.

 

FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 18TH
6PM-12AM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

FEATURING ARTWORK FROM J.M. VIVONA & BRIAN M. FRESH

 

Bonus Round: These Dum Dum Boys will be releasing a very limited edition TMoms Basura tee, available the night of the show at Tattooed Mom!

 

 

Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.