May The Fierce Be With You: A Star Wars Drag & Burlesque Tribute

Do you fantasize about racing Skyhoppers with your pal Biggs on the desert planet of Tatooine? Ever wonder why a Tauntaun’s innards resemble white cheddar cheese curls more than actual organs? Have you ever been called a “stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herder?” Do you like the taste of blue milk?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you CANNOT miss this show!


Join host Balena Canto and an amazing cast of performers as they celebrate, geek out, and bring your favorite Star Wars characters to life in this drag & burlesque tribute to one of the greatest sci-fi sagas of our time! In addition to the performances, there will be Star Wars themed trivia, games, and challenges where the audience can play to win prizes! Wherever you are in the galaxy, we hope you’ll stop by our little Cantina and join in the fun!

Dominique Lee
Renaissance Noir

Enjoy this event with our Taco Tuesday specials:
$1 Tacos
$2.50 Tecate
a special Taco of the Month,
& half price drafts 5-7pm and 10-11pm

Join the Facebook Event and invite all your Star Wars loving pals!

Do Attend: The Steel Furnace Drag Show


This is to inform you that all the pierogi you ate at Tattooed Mom are still alive in your body.

Breakfast    Lunch    Dinner    Drinks    Drag

Also, the steel furnace meeting from that letter is being pre-gamed in style with Philadelphia’s hottest art freaks.

Breakfast    Lunch    Dinner    Drinks    Drag

The only way I see for you to get ready for the every which a way of become a steel statue under anesthesia
That’s scheduled is to come to the motherfucking gig.

Of course, we will also be raising money for Project HOME.

There will b a show at Tattooed Mom on April 25th at 8 o’clock in the evening on the subject of the letter and its many mysteries.

What we need is an audience that’s ready for a molten metal odyssey.

Doors 7pm / Show 8pm
$5 suggested donation

When it becomes real to you, you can share the event and invite a lot of friends.

Do attend

Adahm Top
JonBenét TréLurTrash
Swan Flambé

D Nile
Little Piece
Mitch The Wild Thing

Fill up on TMOM’s Pierogi Thursday specials:
50¢ vegan potato & onion pierogi from noon-10pm
& half price drafts 5-7pm and 10-11pm

Join the Facebook Event and Do attend.

Ann Teak’s Drag Show & Auction

Ann Teak, the ghost obsessed, bespectacled hairdresser from Pittsburgh is making her Tattooed Mom debut on March 5th with her hit show Ann Teak’s Drag Show! One part variety show, one part Mario Paints concert, one part drag auction.

Doors 8pm // Event 9pm

Are you a new performer looking for the perfect moo moo? Regretting your recent Kondo method purge? Simply love capitalism? Well, Ann is your girl! Featuring an auction of fine drag droppings from burlesque performer Farrah Thorne, drag ghouls moon baby & Pi…and many more!

Ann Teak will auction off the fashions while Pi, Little Piece, and Sa’Mantha Sayten strut them down the Tattooed Mom Runway.

This event is FREE & 21+. Cash and Venmo are accepted to purchase!
Ann Teak avatar created by Harley Honey.

Enjoy this event with our Taco Tuesday specials:
$1 Tacos
$2.50 Tecate
a special Taco of the Month,
& half off all drafts 5-7 & 10-11pm

Join the Facebook Event and invite all your friends!

The Funny Gals: Late summer soiree

The Funny Gals return to Tattooed Mom for a super sized hilarious show. Featuring Philadelphia’s funniest queens including Astala Vista, Sutton Fearce, VinChelle and hosted by Bev!

This month’s special guest is the recent winner of Drag Wars, Zephyra Rivers!!

There is NO COVER, but bring your dollars for the ladies.

Doors at 7:30pm/ Show 8pm
$1 all beef or veggie bean tacos (until we run out!)
$2.50 Tecates all day
Half off all drafts 5-7 & 10-11pm

Get ready to laugh!!

The Funny Gals

The Funny Gals are BACK with with hilarious drag comedy, featuring this months host, Sutton Fearce!! Presenting all new comedy numbers that will for sure to make you LOL!  These ladies are sure to slay, so don’t miss it!

$2.50 Tecates
$1 all beef or veggie bean tacos until we run out!
Half off all drafts 5-7 & 10-11pm