The ZanyThing’s 27th Birthday Roast

TATTOOED MOM You may recognize The ZanyThing from dozens of variety shows from right here at Tmom, like Halloween In July, Sapphic Pride, the Mx Tmom Pageant, etc, etc, but now it’s time to make it about ZANY!!!

Haus Of Them co-founder, 2022’s Best New Plus Size Performer, winner of The Nobodies Cycle 8 Philly round, and owner of the Most Powerful Bush in the Nation, THE ZANYTHING, is turning 27 this year. And whatta better way to celebrate than with… 🔥‼️ A ROAST ‼️🔥 Celebrating and evicerrating the life and times of The ZanyThing! With roasts, drag, live-singing, and more!

Tickets are a suggested donation but the room fills up QUICK so grab these tickets NOW! LET’S TURN UP! GO ARIES!

 

THURSDAY, MARCH 26TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $10-20
>> NOTAFLOF <<
RSVP | VIP TICKETS: EVENTBRITE

 

Hosted by Elizabeth New Jersey

 

Featuring

Buck 2th

Dinah Loneliness

Doris

Eboni X Pyre

Goofy Littleguy

Lil Blo Peep

Mx. Media

Papi Javi

Rexxi

Sexy Girlfriend

Tom Foolery

Xemi

& The ZanyThing

 

Photos by Spectral Vision Photos

Incredible flyer by Halebot3000

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Thursdays, 4-10pm | we support bad decisions but this isn’t one of them. 75¢ pierogis all day for Pierogi Thursday … with all the toppings & sauces ur heart desires + $3 cans of tecate!!!

Daily Happy Hour | $4 drafts every day from 4-6pm, everybody cheered!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

SLAYHER: Philly’s Only All Heavy Metal Drag Show // February 2026

After 7 years of sin, serves and slaying the runway, the metal queens of Philadelphia return for yet another year of stunts on South Street.

Smoldering from the depths of Delco, 7 demonic deities return to the land of the mortal to bestow fierce judgement. Witness the true horror of the finest specimens of sin in the Philadelphia region. Highlighting the best of Slayher’s sovereign reagents and gracing with thorns the new blood, Philly’s Only All Heavy Metal Drag Show is heralded by Lamia, The Cursed Queen of Philadelphia. Celebrating 7 years of serpentine success, the succubi of South St stretch their wings in the annals of our inked cathedral. Visit destination Tattooed Mom to subscribe to the succulent and solatious souls of the divas of damnation. Your worship sates an abyssal appalachian thirst.

 

FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 13TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15 | VIP SEATING $25 | NOTAFLOF
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

 

The primordial primadonnas are tasked with a testament to the cardinal sins that fuel the fierocious fiends. Join us this February on Friday The 13th to indulge in our insatiable Lust for fashion, stunts and lipsync situations. Starring Slayher Champions and Goddesses of Gore and Glamour:

CAST:
@thelamiaqueen
@itzzme_sirdonyx
@kutmytitz
@postmortem_666
@cruise3lroy
@hybriddollsuli2.0

 

Suffer no more the desire for dinner and a drag show, as our Tattooed Motherlords provide libations of vegan and nonvegan delights the same. Aongside us, a draught of cocktails and concoctions that will inspire your fervor for our forbidden ritual! Join us in our barbaric boast in the semimonthly Slayher Screaming Showdown to see if the strength to conquer sleeps within. Reserve your spot to celebrate your ascenscion, birthday, bachelorette party, divorce or divine intervention with our premium R.I.P seats and show your everlasting devotion to the daemonia of South St’s Slayhers.
 
Seating starts at 7pm, Showtime at 8pm
Transphobia, Racism, Ableism, Sexism and Hatespeech (T.R.A.S.H.) has no seat in our court, failure to conduct yourself with mutual respect, consent and reverence for your surroundings may result in immediate dismissal from the event and possibly the premises. This event is 21+ and requires valid ID for entry.

Photos by : Tyler Sakil

 

Premiering in 2026 on FRIDAY The 13th of February.  Our Sin of the Month is Lust

Upcoming Dates:
Thursday, April 16th – Acedia (Sloth)
Thursday, June 20th – Vainglory (Pride)
Thursday, August 13th – Invidia (Envy)
Thursday, October 22 – 8 year anniversary of Ire (Wrath)
Thursday, December 17th – Avarice (Greed)
 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Daily Happy Hour | $4 drafts every day from 4-6pm, everybody cheered!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

SLAYHER: Philly’s Only All Heavy Metal Drag Show // December 2025

Since October 2018, Philly’s Only All Heavy Metal Drag Show has been shaking the foundations of fame, fashion and fierce in Philadelphia. This legendary dive for artists, misfits and stars alike, Tattooed Mom welcomes you into the arms of Lamia Lust, the cursed queen of nightmares and dreams. In her lair, Lamia heralds the most devious, demonic and gutter trash ghouls to the backrooms runway. Join her and her entourage of evil queens in the filthiest ritual of metal metamorphosis to witness in this modern age. The marriage of heavy metal and drag berths a myriad of abominable forms and incomprehensible beauties, witness the horror of SLAYHER.

Having featured local drag legends, up and coming TV superstars, burlesque, side show, special effects and beyond, Slayher mothers the possibilities of entertainment transcending the constraints of gender, consumerism and fast fashion. Witness the beauty of drag in the filth of heavy metal with cocktails, mocktails, vegan and non vegan delights served hot from the flames of Tmoms’ kitchen! Let go of your limits and take the dive into the fathomless Slayher Screaming Showdown. The most ferocious wail may then hold onto an exclusive prize package from our sponsors and Tattooed overlords.

 

THURSDAY, DECEMBER 18
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15 | VIP SEATING $25 | NOTAFLOF
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

 

Cast:

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Thursdays, 4-10pm | we support bad decisions but this isn’t one of them. 75¢ pierogis all day for Pierogi Thursday … with all the toppings & sauces ur heart desires + $3 cans of tecate!!!

Daily Happy Hour | $4 drafts every day from 4-6pm, everybody cheered!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Frosty The FreakShow: A Freaky Halloween-y Winter Variety Show

Do you miss Halloween during the winter holidays? Look no further! Haus Of Them invites you to celebrate everything freakish and Halloween-ish at ⛄️ Frosty The FreakShow! 🎃

Drag, burlesque, clown, sideshow, live vocals, and more are on the agenda!

We’ve got a costume contest with a sick prize and a Tattooed Mom swag (comes with a gift card) raffle!

 

WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 17TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $10-20
>> NOTAFLOF <<
RSVP/TICKETS: EVENTBRITE

 

Hosted by Haus Of Them founders The ZanyThing & Lil Blo Peep

Starring

Eye Du Kri (headliner)

Rexxi (also kittening)

BoyWife

Bubblegum the Bunny

Daddy Lagniappe

Kayanne Peppa

Mia Secreto

Weirdos R Us

Zoshi Zoshi

Presale and reserved seating available now but no one turned away for lack of funds!

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Wednesday, 4-10pm | they’re a smash hit for a reason. Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! u heard that right! + $3 PBR! RUN!!!

Daily Happy Hour | $4 drafts every day from 4-6pm, everybody cheered!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Haus of Them: Twas the Night Before Halloween

‘Twas the night before Halloween…
and all through @tmoms,
were freaks and queerdos
ready to perform their butts off!
at a Haus Of Them Variety Show,
October 30th,
doors at 7 show at 8,
you won’t wanna miss this.
Come in a costume
for a free raffle ticket
and bring those dollars
cuz you’ll wanna be tippin

Enjoy your mischief night with Haus Of Them to get into the Halloween spirit with an epic variety show with drag, burlesque, live vocals, a raffle & costume contest!

 

THURSDAY, OCTOBER 30TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $10-20
>> NOTAFLOF <<
RSVP/TICKETS: EVENTBRITE

 

Hosted by The ZanyThing 🤪

Starring:

Headliner Mister Sister!! (Baltimore)

Arugala

Bodacious K

Dinah Loneliness (Stage Manager)

Frida N. Slip

Huntyr Priestly

MANiC! (Baltimore)

Oberon The Demon (Baltimore)

Tom Foolery

Tickets from $10 to $20 but no one turned away for lack of funds!!! Get reserved seating online.

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Thursdays, 4-10pm | we support bad decisions but this isn’t one of them. 75¢ pierogis all day for Pierogi Thursday … with all the toppings & sauces ur heart desires + $3 cans of tecate!!!

Daily Happy Hour | $4 drafts every day from 4-6pm, everybody cheered!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

SLAYHER: Philly’s Only All Heavy Metal Drag Show // 7 Year Anniversary!

Since October 2018, Philly’s Only All Heavy Metal Drag Show has been shaking the foundations of fame, fashion and fierce in Philadelphia. This legendary dive for artists, misfits and stars alike, Tattooed Mom welcomes you into the arms of Lamia Lust, the cursed queen of nightmares and dreams. In her lair, Lamia heralds the most devious, demonic and gutter trash ghouls to the backrooms runway. Join her and her entourage of evil queens in the filthiest ritual of metal metamorphosis to witness in this modern age. The marriage of heavy metal and drag berths a myriad of abominable forms and incomprehensible beauties, witness the horror of SLAYHER.

Having featured local drag legends, up and coming TV superstars, burlesque, side show, special effects and beyond, Slayher mothers the possibilities of entertainment transcending the constraints of gender, consumerism and fast fashion. Witness the beauty of drag in the filth of heavy metal with cocktails, mocktails, vegan and non vegan delights served hot from the flames of Tmoms’ kitchen! Let go of your limits and take the dive into the fathomless Slayher Screaming Showdown. The most ferocious wail may then hold onto an exclusive prize package from our sponsors and Tattooed overlords.

 

THURSDAY, OCTOBER 23RD
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15 | VIP SEATING $25 | NOTAFLOF
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

 

21+ and ID strictly required! Seating begins at 7pm, and the show starts at 8pm SHARP.

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Thursdays, 4-10pm | we support bad decisions but this isn’t one of them. 75¢ pierogis all day for Pierogi Thursday … with all the toppings & sauces ur heart desires + $3 cans of tecate!!!

Daily Happy Hour | $4 drafts every day from 4-6pm, everybody cheered!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Morse Code: Alternative Open Call Drag Show // October 2025

Morse Code is a alternative drag competition that highlights the freaks and weirdos of the Tri-State area! Come out and help your favorite freak snatch the crown and a $100 cash prize!

 

FRIDAY, OCTOBER 3RD
DOORS @ 7:30PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $10
>> NOTAFLOF <<

 

Hosted by Norah Morse
Co-host: Ms. Terr

Featuring:

leechpet

mentalia666

missmingeeatingdisorder

themuseofficial

pharaoh_deenile

piranha_queen

itssavvybaby

salaamkitty

postmortem_666

the.mysticalmaven

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Daily Happy Hour | $4 drafts every day from 4-6pm, everybody cheered!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Morse Code: Alternative Open Call Drag Show // August 2025

Morse Code is a alternative drag competition that highlights the freaks and weirdos of the Tri-State area! Come out and help your favorite freak snatch the crown and a $100 cash prize!

 

WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 27TH
DOORS @ 7:30PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $10
>> NOTAFLOF <<

 
Hosted by Norah Morse
Co-host: Ms. Terr

 
Guests:
@xx_tomfoolery_xx
@thebrettzo

 
Contestants:
@itssavvybaby
@cosmiccutie_
@thezanything
@thehumandiscoball
@drag_ghoul
@queenelizabethnewjersey
@mx.kayokenshin
@semavanhogh
@oberonthedemon
@dinahloneliness

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Wednesday, 4-10pm | they’re a smash hit for a reason. Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! u heard that right! + $3 PBR! RUN!!!

Daily Happy Hour | $4 drafts every day from 4-6pm, everybody cheered!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

SLAYHER: Philly’s Only All Heavy Metal Drag Show // August 2025

Since October 2018, Philly’s Only All Heavy Metal Drag Show has been shaking the foundations of fame, fashion and fierce in Philadelphia. This legendary dive for artists, misfits and stars alike, Tattooed Mom welcomes you into the arms of Lamia Lust, the cursed queen of nightmares and dreams. In her lair, Lamia heralds the most devious, demonic and gutter trash ghouls to the backrooms runway. Join her and her entourage of evil queens in the filthiest ritual of metal metamorphosis to witness in this modern age. The marriage of heavy metal and drag berths a myriad of abominable forms and incomprehensible beauties, witness the horror of SLAYHER.

Having featured local drag legends, up and coming TV superstars, burlesque, side show, special effects and beyond, Slayher mothers the possibilities of entertainment transcending the constraints of gender, consumerism and fast fashion. Witness the beauty of drag in the filth of heavy metal with cocktails, mocktails, vegan and non vegan delights served hot from the flames of Tmoms’ kitchen! Let go of your limits and take the dive into the fathomless Slayher Screaming Showdown. The most ferocious wail may then hold onto an exclusive prize package from our sponsors and Tattooed overlords.

 

THURSDAY, AUGUST 14TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15 | VIP SEATING $25 | NOTAFLOF
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

 

Lineup: 

 

Upstairs at Tattooed Mom, 530 South St. 21+ and ID strictly required! Seating begins at 7pm, and the show starts at 8pm SHARP. PLUS: Check out our 2025 Slayher Dates at Tattooed Mom:

 

Thursday, August 14th
Thursday, October 23rd
Thursday, December 18th

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Thursdays, 4-10pm | we support bad decisions but this isn’t one of them. 75¢ pierogis all day for Pierogi Thursday … with all the toppings & sauces ur heart desires + $3 cans of tecate!!!

Daily Happy Hour | $4 drafts every day from 4-6pm, everybody cheered!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

Haus Of Them Presents: Halloween in July 2025

Haus Of Them is back for our third annual HALLOWEEN IN JULY!!!!!! 🎃 👻 🍭

Come celebrate the best holiday EVER with a cast of drag performers, clowns, burlesquers, and singers, and we’ve got a sickening raffle! And you better come dressed to impress because we’ve got a ‼️ COSTUME CONTEST ‼️ you’ll want to win!

 

THURSDAY, JULY 31ST
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $10-20
>> NOTAFLOF <<

 

Hosted by

The ZanyThing & Elizabeth New Jersey

Starring

Showponii (2023 + 2024 Glam Awards Best Drag King)

Caresse Deville

Kittened by our live vocalist Rexxi

with

Mew Ikki

Miss Eden Box

Miss Tres

Post Mortem

Sinnny Samhain

Photographed by Goofy Littleguy

with our door demon Doris

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Thursdays, 4-10pm | we support bad decisions but this isn’t one of them. 75¢ pierogis all day for Pierogi Thursday … with all the toppings & sauces ur heart desires + $3 cans of tecate!!!

Daily Happy Hour | $4 drafts every day from 4-6pm, everybody cheered!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.