Big Ass Bitties // January 2023

Big Ass Bitties, a live variety comedy show.

Join us for a variety comedy show that will fill your every silly desire and comedic need you never thought you had and now that you realize you have it, you do not want it.

This will be wild. Expect bits. You will see bits. All the weirdest riskiest goofiest bittiest bits you could imagine, all along the theme of new years or whatever else these idiots come up with. Come slam some Smash Burger Wednesday specials with a side of comedy show delicious-ness.

 

WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 11TH
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

Hosted by Betty Smithsonian and featuring a cast of characters:
Tyler Wolf

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Wednesdays, 4-11pm.

• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Big Ass Bitties: The Big Friendsgivingass Special

Join us for a variety comedy show that will fill every need you never thought you had and now that you realize you have it, you do not want it.

This will be wild. Expect bits. You will see bits. All the weirdest riskiest goofiest bittiest bits you could imagine, all along the theme of friendship or whatever else these idiots come up with.

 

WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 9TH
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT

 

Hosted by Betty Smithsonian and featuring a cast of characters:
Alex Tatarsky
Tyler Wolf
Sarah Knittel
Hannah Burks
Jake Lapinsky
Dru
Naim
Jaime

 

Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

The Fabulous Monstrosity Bros Present: Abortions For All, A Planned Comedy Show

A priest and a doctor walk into a bar to host a night of comedy, fundraising, and abortions. This ONE NIGHT ONLY variety show will fill you with joy, inspiration, laughter, knowledge and the strength to keep up the fight for reproductive rights. You can expect burlesque, musical comedy, sketch, stand up, audience games and more. All donations will benefit The Abortion Liberation Fund of PA.

 

THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 15TH
DOORS @ 7:30PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION // NOTAFLOF
RSVP: FB EVENT

THIS SHOW IS PART OF FREE FRINGE PHILLYEVENT LINK

 

Hosted by:
Betty J SmithsonianAlejandro Morales

Featuring:
Kat Mosely
Wet Betty
Rachel Fogletto
Sarah Clemency

With in-house legal counsel Hannah Trav Esq, and Certified Nurse Midwife, Brie Von Hausch

Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Comedians at Skateparks Tour Presents: Taylor Clark Comedy Show

An amazing night of comedy featuring Twon Wood and headliner Taylor Clark + surprise guests!

 

Monday, April 18th
8-10pm
SUGGESTED DONATION $10 // NOTAFLOF
RSVP: FB EVENT | EVENTBRITE EVENT

 

With a hit album on Spotify, thousands of new followers, and shows all over the country, everyone is discovering Taylor Clark, but skaters found him first.

Taylor released a few stand up clips about being a skater and was promptly interviewed by the biggest skate mags in the world, Thrasher Magazine and Low card Magazine to name a few. He became credited as the firs comic to ever do stand up about skating that was “actually funny” He has been on a non-stop US tour ever since.

His shows are packed with high octane levels of energy, sneaky punchlines and a shocking amount of jokes. He can rant about his eclectic family, parenting failures, and youth culture and then roll right into hilarious and hard to believe true stories.

“Truly a comic everyone enjoys” – Rick Taylor owner of Club Comedy, Seattle.

As well as being a finalist in the Seattle International Comedy Competition, a performer at the Lauging Skull Comedy Festival, and opening for Mark Normand, Joe List and many others, he’s also just some dad living in WA with his wierd family.

Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Note: Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

Sophomore: LGBTQ+ Comedy Show!

Sophomore is a collective of New York City LGBTQ+ comedians who want nothing more than to make your night. What began as a DIY, lower east side sketch show, grew into a community of performers and artists whose goal is to inspire and create outside of the mainstream comedy world.

Sophomore features comedy by Emily Evans, Solange Azor, Dylan Adler, Kate Sisk, Gara Lonning, Oliver De Luz, & more!

FREE // UPSTAIRS // 21+

Enjoy this event with our Meatless Monday specials:
1/2 off our full veggie menu noon-10pm
& half price drafts 5-7pm and 10-11pm

Join the Facebook Event and invite all your pals!

Crime & Cookies: A Live, True Crime Comedy Show

Get your true crime fix AND your sugar fix.

Gina and Andrea, two local comedians—and tough cookies—host a live interactive comedy show focusing on the survivors of the most notorious true crime stories.

December 3rd, Upstairs at Tattooed Mom
FREE! FUN! 21+
With games, prizes, and a bake sale from Vanessa Ross Cakes to benefit Home of the Sparrow!

Enjoy this event with our Taco Tuesday specials:
$1 Tacos,
$2.50 Tecate,
a special Taco of the Month,
& half price drafts 5-7pm and 10-11pm

Join the Facebook Event and invite all your true crime loving pals!

Crime & Cookies: A Live, True Crime Comedy Show

Get your true crime fix AND your sugar fix.

Gina and Andrea, two local comedians—and tough cookies—host a live interactive comedy show focusing on the survivors of the most notorious true crime stories.

July 17th. With games, prizes, and baked goods!

Enjoy this event with our Burger Wednesday specials:
$4 Mom’s Beef Burgers & Mom’s Vegan Burgers
$2 Narragansett Lager Tall Boys
a special Burger of the Month
& half price drafts 5-7pm and 10-11pm

Join the Facebook Event and invite all your true crime loving pals!

Crime & Cookies: A Live, True Crime Comedy Show & Bake Sale

Get your true crime fix AND your sugar fix.

Gina and Andrea, two local comedians—and tough cookies—host a live interactive comedy show focusing on the survivors of the most notorious true crime stories.

April 4th. With games, prizes, and a bake sale donated by Batter + Crumbs to raise money for End The Backlog!

Enjoy this event with our Pierogi Thursday specials:
50¢ vegan potato & onion pierogi from noon-10pm
& half off all drafts 5-7pm and 10-11pm

Join the Facebook Event and invite all your true crime loving pals!

Betty & Ralph’s Porn Stash: a comedy roundtable

Join local gay comedians Betty & Ralph and a bunch of their comedian friends as they watch random clips of porn and talk about love, sex, relationships, politics, society, & anything else that may come up!

Tonight’s panel includes:
Alex Grubard (Weeding Out the Stoned)
Chanel Ali (Seeso/Women in Comedy Festival)
Michael Kelly (Tattooed Momedy)
Kayleigh Leggitt (Hoffman)

Stand Up Opener:
Abby Rosenquist (Philly’s Phunniest 2017)

Spoken Word Performance by:
Annaliese Downey

FREE FUN!
BONUS: Stick around for some fun games and giveaways!

50¢ pierogi until 10pm
Half off all drafts 5-7 & 10-11pm

Tattooed Momedy: ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY!

Tattooed Momedy is a free monthly comedy showcase featuring hilarious comedy performers of all types and genres from Philadelphia and across the U.S!

Doogie Horner
Alejandro Morales
Rachel Fogletto
Kyle Harris
Robert Ecks

Special Guest Performance By: The Amazing Brettzo (Brett J. Hopkins)

Hosted by: Michael Kelly Molly Hanulec

Be sure to get here early to snag that comfy armchair or rollercoaster car…this event fills up QUICKLY!

NO COVER! $1 tacos! $2.50 Tecates!