You Can’t Fail // Winter 2020

The popular art series You Can’t Fail is here to bring us New Year cheer! Join us for an evening of works in progress & new performances brought to you by Chris Davis!

First time performers, seasoned veterans, and everyone in between are welcomed onto the stage to present new works & works in progress including: visual art, photography, theater, dance, performance art, comedy, story-telling, poetry, prose, sculpture, ballet, film, stand-up… ANY and ALL art will be presented in the back room at Tattooed Mom’s (2nd floor).

Doors 6pm // Show 8-10pm
Performances start promptly at 8pm!

This event is FREE!
21+ w/ valid ID only.

Bellisant Corcoran-Mathe
Miryam Coppersmith
Micah Greenleaf
Jeremy DePrisco
Nora Humpage
Mykal Carter-Jackson
Kate Marie Carey
Christina Rosso-Schneider
Sam Kap
Alex Vogelsong
Sean Hanrahan
Makayla
Freddy Brewer
Alyssa Medina
Nathan Holt
Tara Hernon
Ryan Downey
Jean-marie Tomlin
Dixon Speaker
Mohamad Elbanna
Gabriela Sach
Sean Thomas Boyt
Chyanne Kemp
Walter Michael DeForest
Adrian Harbaugh
John Giltner
Shannon DeVaughn

Enjoy this event with our Taco Tuesday specials:
$1 Tacos
$2.50 Tecate
a special Taco of the Month,
& half price drafts 5-7pm and 10-11pm

Join the Facebook Event and invite all your pals!

You Can’t Fail: Fall 2019

The popular art series You Can’t Fail is returning to Tattooed Mom for a fun spring fling! Join us for an evening of works in progress & new performances brought to you by Chris Davis!

First time performers, seasoned veterans, and everyone in between are welcomed onto the stage to present new works & works in progress including: visual art, photography, theater, dance, performance art, comedy, story-telling, poetry, prose, sculpture, ballet, film, stand-up… ANY and ALL art will be presented in the back room at Tattooed Mom’s (2nd floor).

Doors 6pm // Show 8-10pm
Performances start promptly at 8pm!

This event is FREE!
21+ w/ valid ID only.

Featuring:
Kate Carey
Sean Hanrahan
Nick Perilli
Foxy Doxies
Vivian Bilenky
Tara Hernon
Celine McBride
Makayla
Mary McCool
Margot Steinberg
Tim Lynch
Kristen Bailey
Jean-Marie Tomlin
Micah Greenleaf
Demetra Davis
Betty Smithsonian
Benjamin Kunkle
Christina Rosso
Kelly McCaughan
Alyssa Nickol
Megan Carey
Chyanne Kemp
Jean-Marie Tomlin
Rachel O’Hanlon Rodriguez
Javi Javi

Enjoy this event with our Burger Wednesday specials:
$4 Mom’s Beef Burgers & Mom’s Vegan Burgers,
$2 Narragansett Lager Tall Boys,
a Burger of the Month special,
& half off all drafts 5-7 and 10-11pm

Join the Facebook Event and invite all your pals!

Drunk Lion // Free Fringe Philly

Drunk Lion is returning to Tattooed Mom as part of Free Fringe Philly!

8pm Show // FREE // 21+

Drunk Lion follows an alcoholic Lion who spends his days drinking into oblivion in a cantina, until he meets Chris, a young foreigner learning how to speak Spanish. The unlikely pair forge an intoxicated bond over life, love, and alcohol.

“…imaginative, free-flowing story-telling of very high quality.”
– Wee Review ★★★★★

“…an excellent and thought-provoking show which makes a metaphor come alive.”
– Three Weeks ★★★★

“…a potent success.”
– Broadway Baby ★★★★

“…humorous as it is tragic, poignant as it is absurd…”
– New Orleans Defender

Written & performed by Chris Davis.
Directed by Mary Tuomanen.

Check out more Free Fringe Philly shows here.

Enjoy this event with our Meatless Mondays specials:
1/2 off our full veggie menu noon-10pm
& half price drafts 5-7pm and 10-11pm

Join the Facebook Event and invite all your pals!

You Can’t Fail: Spring 2019

The popular art series You Can’t Fail is returning to Tattooed Mom for a fun spring fling! Join us for an evening of works in progress & new performances brought to you by Chris Davis!

First time performers, seasoned veterans, and everyone in between are welcomed onto the stage to present new works & works in progress including: visual art, photography, theater, dance, performance art, comedy, story-telling, poetry, prose, sculpture, ballet, film, stand-up… ANY and ALL art will be presented in the back room at Tattooed Mom’s (2nd floor).

Doors 6pm // Show 8-10pm
Arrive at any time!

This event is FREE!
21+ w/ valid ID only.

Featuring:
Magda
Christina Rosso
Val Dunn & Jenna Kuerzi
Rachel O’Hanlon Rodriguez
Amanda Leigh Damron
Chelsea Murphy
Jean-Marie Tomlin
Douglas Williams
Kelly Braun
Benjamin Kunkle
Kelly McCaughan
Margot Steinberg
Mary McCool
Micah Greenleaf
Kelly McCaughan
Steve Course & Friend
Alex Vogelsong
Billmarie
Simone Crew
Amyla
Joe Ovelman
Alyssa Medina
& Walter DeForest!

Enjoy this event with our Burger Wednesday specials:
$4 Mom’s Beef Burgers & Mom’s Vegan Burgers,
$2 Narragansett Lager Tall Boys,
a Burger of the Month special,
& half off all drafts 5-7 and 10-11pm

Join the Facebook Event and invite all your pals!

The Presented by Chris Davis

The Presented
​written & performed by Chris Davis
directed by Mary Tuomanen

The Presented explores what it means to be a chosen artist in the world today. In his signature comedic style, Davis examines the issues facing many theater artists today in a fun and hilarious 50-minute show that will make you never want to pursue a career in the arts ever again.

Reviews:
“Anyone who longs for a true Fringe experience — or who wants to spend some time with a naturally warm and engaging performer — should seek Davis out. A kind of Spalding Gray you’d want to grab a beer with at Dirty Franks, he occupies a space in the Philly theater ecosystem all his own.” ”
– Cameron Kelsall, Broad Street Review

“…an exuberant and irresistible Rumpelstiltskin who spins his own life’s straw into gold.”
– Kathryn Oselund, Phindie.com

Tickets available online and at the door.
Suggested $10 donation.
ORDER IN ADVANCE:
http://thepresented.brownpapertickets.com

Enjoy this event with our Meatless Mondays specials:
1/2 off our full veggie menu noon-10pm
& half off all drafts 5-7pm and 10-11pm

Join the Facebook Event and invite all your pals!

Drunk Lion & Friends: Final Show in Philly

Drunk Lion is coming to a close in Philadelphia, so help us launch them off to Edinburgh in style!

Show 8pm // Additional performances 9pm
Tickets: http://drunklion.brownpapertickets.com

Drunk Lion
Written & performed by Chris Davis
Directed by Mary Tuomanen

Additional performances by:
Rachel O’Hanlon Rodriguez
Sarah Knittel
Erjon Kosta
Josh Millhouse
Christina Rosso

Drunk Lion follows an alcoholic Lion who spends his days drinking into oblivion in a cantina, until he meets Chris, a young foreigner learning how to speak Spanish. The unlikely pair forge an intoxicated bond over life, love, and alcohol.

“…imaginative, free-flowing story-telling of very high quality.”
– Wee Review ★★★★★

“…an excellent and thought-provoking show which makes a metaphor come alive.”
– Three Weeks ★★★★

“…a potent success.”
– Broadway Baby ★★★★

“…humorous as it is tragic, poignant as it is absurd…”
– New Orleans Defender

Drunk Lion: Theatre Week

Drunk Lion follows an alcoholic Lion who spends his days drinking into oblivion in a cantina, until he meets Chris, a young foreigner learning how to speak Spanish. The unlikely pair forge an intoxicated bond over life, love, and alcohol.
“…imaginative, free-flowing story-telling of very high quality.”
– TV Bomb 

“…an excellent and thought-provoking show which makes a metaphor come alive.”
– Three Weeks

“…a potent success.”
– Broadway Baby

“…humorous as it is tragic, poignant as it is absurd…”
– New Orleans Defender

Presented as part of ‘Theatre Week‘ by Theater Philadelphia.

Written & performed by Chris Davis
Directed by Mary Tuomanen

Tickets: $15

$4 Hamburgers & Vegan Burgers from noon-midnight (try our Burger of the Month!)
$2 Narragansett Lager Tall Boys all day
Half off all drafts 5-7 & 10-11pm

You Can’t Fail

An evening of new works including: painting, photography, theater, dance, performance art, comedy, story-telling, poetry, prose, sculpture, ballet, film, stand-up, ANY and ALL art will be presented!  Whether you’ve performed before or not, ‘professional’ or ‘amateur’, YOU CAN’T FAIL!  Art presented at this event may be in-progress, a new idea, a favorite poem, a bedtime story, etc.

Scheduled performers will be presenting throughout the event.

Featuring the art of Kelly Campanile, Bobby McManus, Noah, and Steven Richard.