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February 2020
Sophomore: LGBTQ+ Comedy Show!
Sophomore is a collective of New York City LGBTQ+ comedians who want nothing more than to make your night. What began as a DIY, lower east side sketch show, grew into a community of performers and artists whose goal is to inspire and create outside of the mainstream comedy world.
Sophomore features comedy by Emily Evans, Solange Azor, Dylan Adler, Kate Sisk, Gara Lonning, Oliver De Luz, & more!
FREE // UPSTAIRS // 21+
Enjoy this event with our Meatless Monday specials:
1/2 off our full veggie menu noon-10pm
& half price drafts 5-7pm and 10-11pm
Join the Facebook Event and invite all your pals!
Twilight: New Moon // A Live Reading!
Love. Passion. Werewolves. Vampires. Dakota Fanning. Join us as Theatre Contra brings to life one of the greatest love stories of all (& as Bella struggles to decide between Team Edward and Team Jacob)!
Join Theatre Contra at Tattooed Mom for the sequel to the greatest love story of all time. Proudly part of Philadelphia Theatre Week!
$10 Suggested Donation
All proceeds benefit Theatre Contra’s 2019/20 season
21+ w/ valid ID!
Directed by Ryann Carey*
Featuring:
Alex Dittmar*
Emily Fernandez
Ezra Ali-Dow
Katie Frazer
Mariah Ghant
Tara Bankard*
*Denotes Member of Theatre Contra
Please Note: Seating is limited and is on a first come, first served basis. This is a 21+ event. ID is checked at the door. The reading is, regrettably, not wheelchair accessible.
Enjoy this event with our Taco Tuesday specials:
$1 Tacos
$2.50 Tecate
a special Taco of the Month,
& half price drafts 5-7pm and 10-11pm
Join the Facebook Event and invite all your lion & lamb friends!
Find out more »Sr. Wink’s Stupid Cupid: An Attic Youth Center Benefit!
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE
The Philadelphia Sisters / House of Otherly Love is throwing an unValentine’s Day bash, irreverently conceived by Novice Sister Wink Wink Nudge Nudge! (those novices are always making trouble!)
UPSTAIRS // 21+ // FREE
Doors 7pm // Show 8pm
Donations accepted at the door—all proceeds benefit The Attic Youth Center!
Join our cast for a wild night celebrating everything we hate about Love Day!
Cast:
Deadboy IX
Icon Ebony Fierce
Mitch “The Wild Thing”
Pyxilation
Rita Brujeria
& Tiffany Uma Mascara
Enjoy this event with our Pierogi Thursday specials:
50¢ vegan potato & onion pierogi from noon-10pm
& half price drafts 5-7pm and 10-11pm
Join the Facebook Event and invite all your pals!
Find out more »May The Fierce Be With You: A Star Wars Drag & Burlesque Tribute
Do you fantasize about racing Skyhoppers with your pal Biggs on the desert planet of Tatooine? Ever wonder why a Tauntaun’s innards resemble white cheddar cheese curls more than actual organs? Have you ever been called a “stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herder?” Do you like the taste of blue milk?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you CANNOT miss this show!
UPSTAIRS // SUGGESTED DONATION // 21+ w/ VALID ID
Join host Balena Canto and an amazing cast of performers as they celebrate, geek out, and bring your favorite Star Wars characters to life in this drag & burlesque tribute to one of the greatest sci-fi sagas of our time! In addition to the performances, there will be Star Wars themed trivia, games, and challenges where the audience can play to win prizes! Wherever you are in the galaxy, we hope you’ll stop by our little Cantina and join in the fun!
Featuring:
Dominique Lee
Effervescence
Renaissance Noir
Summer
Virtex.exe
Enjoy this event with our Taco Tuesday specials:
$1 Tacos
$2.50 Tecate
a special Taco of the Month,
& half price drafts 5-7pm and 10-11pm
Join the Facebook Event and invite all your Star Wars loving pals!
Find out more »SLAYHER: Philly’s Only All Metal Drag Show // February 2020
The demonesses of damnation are rising from the bowels of the abyss to reckon your transgressions against the infernal!
Strap on those heels and throw up those horns, Philadelphia’s Only Heavy Metal Drag Show returns! The mayhem, despair and obliteration will leave you writhing under the might of these berserk banshees.
UPSTAIRS // $5 SUGGESTED DONATION // 21+ w/ VALID ID
Hosted by PLEXIE GLASS
& DJ STEPDAD
Starring
MERCURY
LORNA DOOM
&
ONYX ONDYX
Featuring
XADDY.COM
DIVA BABY
&
MZ. PEACHES
Do you have the heaviest scream? Win a brutal prize package courtesy of Tattooed Mom by participating in our blood curdling screaming showdown!
Enjoy this event with our Pierogi Thursday specials:
50¢ vegan potato & onion pierogi from noon-10pm
& half price drafts 5-7pm and 10-11pm
Join the Facebook Event and invite all your pals!
Find out more »Tattooed Momedy: February 2020!
This is THE month to finally fall in love. For it is Valentimes of course! The time for Valens.
You are guaranteed to get kissed, fall in love, and date a hottie the minute you throw back your head in laughter, chug a Tecate, and demolish a plate of tacos… at Tattooed Mom with Tattooed Momedy!
Tattooed Momedy is a free monthly comedy showcase featuring hilarious comedy performers of all types and genres from Philadelphia and across the U.S!
Opey Olagbaju (Comedy Central)
Michael S. Watkins (Hard Times)
Alyssa Al-Dookhi
Caitlin Feeney
Gabrielle Landrum
AND MORE!
Hosted by Molly Hanulec!
NO COVER! 21+!
Doors at 8pm. Be sure to get here early to snag that comfy armchair or bumper car…this event fills up QUICKLY!
Enjoy this event with our Taco Tuesday specials:
$1 Tacos
$2.50 Tecate
& half off all drafts 5-7 & 10-11pm
Join the Facebook Event and invite all your pals!
Find out more »The COLOR Collective’s Under $40 Tour: An Evening of Art & Poetry!
Come out and enjoy a night of ART and POETRY presented by The Color Collective, and everything is $40 OR LESS! All pieces featured in this show are made by artists and artisans local to the Philadelphia area!
UPSTAIRS // FREE // 21+
ARTISTS
@geoffc
@mmfaithhaiku
@art_by_rachellepardi
@uglysquidbaby
@craftyarrow
@artgod333
VENDOR
@rondoricheese
@asieduacreations
@luciswears
@brii__ana
@thegoodworx
@jordainplain
POETS
@asiangunnz
@mightymoshigh
@lenora
@jordainplain
@artgod333
Enjoy this event with our Pierogi Thursday specials:
50¢ vegan potato & onion pierogi from noon-10pm
& half price drafts 5-7pm and 10-11pm
Join the Facebook Event and invite all your pals!
Find out more »December 2021
Ty Brown and The LegiSLAYtion
Join your hosts Icon Ebony Fierce and Mx Deej Nuts for a special political party and fundraiser to benefit Ty Brown for PA State House 182nd District!
We’ll be upstairs at TMoms with party games, performances, raffles, and more with your chance to see 2020’s Virtual Drag Royalty Winners Icon Ebony Fierce and Mx Deej Nutz!
There is a suggested donation of $10-$20 but no one will be turned away for lack of funds.
Party games will be just $1 and all proceeds will go directly to Ty Brown’s campaign for State House Representative of the 182nd District here in Philadelphia.
If you would like to contribute a raffle prize, please get in touch with our event curator Jess Kalup at [email protected]. If you are unable to attend but would like to contribute to Ty’s campaign, please donate here.
Sunday, December 5th
4-7PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT
Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening!
Indoor seating and bar access is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Due to Philadelphia regulations, proof of vaccination is also required for entry.
April 2022
Comedians at Skateparks Tour Presents: Taylor Clark Comedy Show
An amazing night of comedy featuring Twon Wood and headliner Taylor Clark + surprise guests!
Monday, April 18th
8-10pm
SUGGESTED DONATION $10 // NOTAFLOF
RSVP: FB EVENT | EVENTBRITE EVENT
With a hit album on Spotify, thousands of new followers, and shows all over the country, everyone is discovering Taylor Clark, but skaters found him first.
Taylor released a few stand up clips about being a skater and was promptly interviewed by the biggest skate mags in the world, Thrasher Magazine and Low card Magazine to name a few. He became credited as the firs comic to ever do stand up about skating that was “actually funny” He has been on a non-stop US tour ever since.
His shows are packed with high octane levels of energy, sneaky punchlines and a shocking amount of jokes. He can rant about his eclectic family, parenting failures, and youth culture and then roll right into hilarious and hard to believe true stories.
“Truly a comic everyone enjoys” – Rick Taylor owner of Club Comedy, Seattle.
As well as being a finalist in the Seattle International Comedy Competition, a performer at the Lauging Skull Comedy Festival, and opening for Mark Normand, Joe List and many others, he’s also just some dad living in WA with his wierd family.
Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Note: Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
May 2022
May The Fierce Be With You: A Star Wars Drag & Burlesque Tribute!
Do you fantasize about racing Skyhoppers with your pal Biggs on the desert planet of Tatooine? Ever wonder why a Tauntaun’s innards resemble white cheddar cheese curls more than actual organs? Have you ever been called a “stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herder?” Do you like the taste of blue milk? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you CANNOT miss our MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU celebration of all things Star Wars!
WEDNESDAY, MAY 4TH
DOORS @ 9:30PM + SHOW @ 10PM
$10-15 SUGGESTED DONATION // NOTAFLOF
RSVP: FB EVENT
Join host, Balena Canto (and super fan) along with an amazing cast of performers as we celebrate, geek out, and bring your favorite Star Wars characters to life in this drag and burlesque tribute to one of the greatest sci-fi sagas of our time!
In addition to the performances, we will be having Star Wars themed trivia and games where YOU can play to win PRIZES! Plus, TMoms has created an extra special Mandalorian Punch available for our event!
Hostess with Mostess: Balena Canto (Matthew Maisano)
Cast:
Allyria Everlasting
Effervescence
Esmerelda May
Renaissance Noir
& Venus Mystique
Wherever you are in the galaxy, we hope you’ll stop by our little Cantina and join in the fun!
Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
