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Tutu Mary’s Plate Lunch Pop Up
Y’all ready for more island style soul food?
Our next TUTU MARY’S PLATE LUNCH is HERE!
Say “aloha” the newest (but eldest) member of the TMoms fam—Tutu Mary! A traditional Hawaiian plate lunch with a totally vegan & totally tasty Tattooed Mom spin!
Tutu Mary’s Plate Lunch
May’s Tutu Mary’s Plate Lunch includes:
• Vegan Teri Beef •
• Nishiki Rice with Furikake •
• Hawaiian Style Macaroni Salad •
• Locally made Kimchi from Fishtown Ferments •
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> PRE-ORDERS OPEN MAY 16TH ON TMOMSTOGO.COM <
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Pre-order your plate lunch for you or the whole ohana beginning 5/16 (pick up Sunday 5/22 noon – 10pm).
“Tutu” means Grandmother in Hawaiian, so this one is very near & dear to our hearts <3 And don’t worry: plate lunch isn’t just for lunch. Folks in Hawaii eat it for breakfast, dinner, & as a late night snack, too!
ALSO: Grab a Hawaiian Sun Mango Orange Drink on Tutu Mary Sunday (Made in Hawaii)!
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Tutu Mary logo designed by Mellow Gold Studio.
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You Can’t Fail // Spring 2022
The popular art series You Can’t Fail is headed back to Tattooed Mom! Join us for an evening of works in progress & new performances brought to you by Chris Davis!
WEDNESDAY, MAY 25TH
DOORS 7PM + SHOW 8-10PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT
First time performers, seasoned veterans, and everyone in between are welcomed onto the stage to present new works & works in progress including: visual art, photography, theater, dance, performance art, comedy, story-telling, poetry, prose, sculpture, ballet, film, stand-up… ANY and ALL art will be presented in the back room at Tattooed Mom’s (2nd floor).
Featuring:
Nate Holt
Ben Kunkle
Bellisant
Christina Rosso
Sean Hanrahan
Doug Williams
Mary McCool
Julia Brandenberger
Kelly McCaughan
Sina Tafazoli
Alex Vogelsong
Kate Carey
Mike Weigand
Nick Perilli
Jamie Grace-Duff
Chyanna Kemp
Megan Carey
Jack Tobin-Gross
Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
SLAYHER: Philly’s Only All Heavy Metal Drag Show // May 2022
Drag Her. SLAYHER! Philly’s Only All Heavy Metal Drag Show plummets from the endless void of the cosmos and rains like a rhinestone meteorite straight back to Tattooed Mom! The long awaited stellar 2 year return of SLAYHER is finally upon us with a sickening and stunning new cast! This electrifying event is a night of delectable treats for the eyes, ears and mouth like no other. Vegan Fried and Delicious menu options, signature cocktails by Tattooed Mom, and the hardcore hexxed harlots of the Slayher cast bring you a drag show where the only thing worse than breaking a nail is losing your entire head! GOREY Lip Sync, DEVASTATING Dancing, DEATH DEFYING Stunts and SICK Special Effects!
THURSDAY, MAY 26TH
DOORS @ 8pm + SHOW @ 9-11pm
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT
Hosted by LAMIA and LORNA DOOM
Witness the Horrors of
ICON EBONY FIERCE
SIR DONYX
HANNIBAL LICKHER
ESSA TERICK
SAMANTHA GENESIS
YARI
THE GODDESS ISIS
Warm Up your vocal chords with a Citywide and join us for the guttural phenomenal return of the Scream Contest! A Brutal showdown for a chance to win prizes and more courtesy of Tattooed Mom! Contestants will challenge one another to the basest and most barbaric showdown known to humanity!
2f, Only at Tattooed Mom, 530 South St, Philadelphia, PA.
Suggested Donation of $5-$15
Seating Starts at 8pm Shows at 9pm
21+ w/ valid ID required
**Transphobia, Racism, Ableism, Sexism, or Hate speech (TRASH) will not be tolerated at this event by any means, any violations will result in restricted access to Slayher, Tattooed Mom and Lamia, The Cursed Queen events.**
Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
The Return of Buffy the Vampire Slayer Quizzo
After 2 plus years, Buffy is finally headed back to Mom’s! Grab some stakes, put on your overalls, get a green mug filled with your favorite specialty drink (ok, maybe TMoms doesn’t have green mugs), and get ready to slay the competition after a long while apart. Celebrate the 25th anniversary of our favorite show with your own team of Scoobies!
MONDAY, MAY 30TH
6-9pm
NO COVER // DONATIONS FOR UKRAINE
RSVP: FB EVENT
To make this very popular event more cozy for all you slayers, vampires, and demons, we’ll be hosting two rounds, at 6:30pm and 8pm! Both 21+ w/ valid ID!
Quizzo Details:
-Maximum 5 people per team!
-Costumes encouraged!
-Prizes!
-Drink & food specials!
-Hilarity!
–ABSOLUTELY NO BUNNIES!
Time is tentative, get there a little early to grab a seat for you and your fellow slayer’s demons and vamps, and hope nobody gets beeped before we reconvene… This will also be a benefit for the people in Ukraine and those impacted by what is happening over there. More details on that will be announced soon!
Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
TATTOOED MOMEDY: May 2022
Welcome back BABES! That’s right. It’s the return of everyone’s favorite FREE night of live comedy, Tattooed Momedy!
TUESDAY, MAY 31ST
8-10pm
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT
Featuring:
Alex Yang
Nicole Phoenix
Max Barth
James Moss
Alyssa Al Dookhi
And HEADLINER
Brandon Jackson
Hosted by Tan Hoang!
Art by Joe Bell!
Doors at 8pm. Be sure to get here early to snag that comfy armchair or bumper car…this event fills up QUICKLY!
Snag our super limited Secret Menu Tots & Fries while you’re here!
Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Philly for Change: June 2022
PHILLY FOR CHANGE is where local progressives meet to discuss progressive change. It’s a monthly opportunity to meet and engage candidates for local office, ask questions and get involved with grass roots activism.
WEDNESDAY, JUNE 1st
7-9pm
NO COVER // FREE FUN
Every FIRST Wednesday of the month, meet a variety of local politicians, candidates & activists. Get invested in YOUR community! All politics are local. Change starts with us!
Philly for Change is a group of reform-minded progressive Democrats. They fight for democracy, social and economic justice for all people, peace, the environment and the green economy at the city, state, and federal levels.
#CommunityIsEverything
Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
You Can’t Kill A Poet: Pride Edition
Wanna kick off Pride weekend in Philly right? Come party with some queer and trans poets. We’re gonna hang at TMoms and share some words and bask in a room full of queer joy. Masks are welcome!
THURSDAY, JUNE 2ND
DOORS @ 7:30pm + SHOW 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT
Readers list TBA.
Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Tutu Mary’s @ Headhouse Farmers Market, Sunday 6/19
Tutu Mary is headed to the Headhouse Shambles for The Food Trust Farmer’s Market! Come hang with us and other local small businesses and tasty makers on Sunday, 6/19 from 10am – 2pm! We’ll have a selection of vegan musubi & noodles, all made with aloha!
WHAT: Tutu Mary’s @ Headhouse Farmers Market
WHEN: Sunday, 6/19 from 10am – 2pm
WHERE: Headhouse Shambles, S. 2nd and Pine Streets
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Big Fat Liar: A Live Reading
NOTE: This event was rescheduled from May 16th to June 20th!
Theatre Contra is back following that whole, you know, global pandemic…thing, and they’re returning with a fan favorite: the Frankie Muniz/Amanda Bynes critically tepid classic: BIG FAT LIAR!
MONDAY, MAY 16TH
DOORS 7pm
$10 SUGGESTED DONATION // NOTAFLOF
RSVP: FB EVENT
Seating is first come, first served and hey, we’re getting restarted, so a donation would be appreciated but NOT required. We’re making ART here and art is for everyone.
Directed by Bryant Edwards (he/him)
Featuring:
Mariah Ghant (she/her)
Jenna Kuerzi (she/her)
Leslie Miller (she/her)
Liz Crino (she/her)
Adam Howard (he/him)
Anna Lieberman (she/they)
Tattooed Mom will be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
