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TATTOOED MOMEDY // January 2023
Boy Howdy, we’re starting 2023 off with a bang! Philly’s favorite alternative comedy showcase has got another unforgettable night of FREE LIVE COMEDY that’s gonna knock your socks out of your ass!
TUESDAY JANUARY 31st
8-10PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
FEATURING:
Alison Zeidman
Michael S. Watkins
Che Guerrero
Glennis LaRoe
And headliner:
Dan Yang
Hosted by Tan Hoang and Joe Bell!
Art by Rachel Chou!
Tattooed Momedy is the LAST TUESDAY OF EVERY MONTH exclusively at TATTOOED MOM’S! Named 2019’s BEST CHEAP LAUGHS IN PHILLY by Philly Magazine.
Doors at 7:30 pm. Be sure to get here early to snag that comfy armchair or bumper car…this event fills up QUICKLY!
It’s FREE! It’s COMEDY! It’s FREE COMEDY!
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Find out more »Beauty & The Beasts Pop_Up
6 Philadelphian Artists join forces at the Famous Tattooed Mom’s in South Philly to present a rare combination of beautifully unique paintings and clothing mixed with dystopian themed collages and other evil artworks.
WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 1ST
6-10PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
List of vendors:
@the_slaughterhouse_district
@thrifty___stuff
@steviellaney
@timothyprettyman
@the666cat
@garygalapagos
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Wednesdays, 4-11pm.
• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Find out more »Bomb Bomb at TMoms // Sip City Mixer: LGBTQ Women’s Party
Sip City Mixer is an intentionally diverse, inclusive, welcoming and safe space for femmes, women, trans, non-binary, and gender non-conforming queer Philadelphians.
💣 Bomb Bomb as in QUEER BOMB! When we all meetup at T’Mom’s, we pack the entire upstairs. They love us and we love them! 🫶🏽🫶🏻🫶🏾 If you’ve been to one, you know. If not, come hang with 150+ new friends!
A note from Sip City Mixer: We strongly prefer guests be fully vaxxed/boosted. If you are not, please wear a mask to protect others. Sit this one out if you’re feeling unwell.
THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 2ND
6-9PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings… Thursdays, 4-11pm.
• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Find out more »Tutu Mary’s Vegan Char Siu Plate Lunch Pop Up!
WHAT: Tutu Mary’s Plate Lunch Pop-Up @ TMoms WHEN: Sunday, February 5th | pick-up or dine in after 12 noon *** Tutu Mary really outdid herself this time! Not only does she have one of the 7 Philly Food Pop-Ups You Need To Know About Right Now (mahalo, Philly Mag! ), but she’s also popping up at TMoms to chase away those winter blahs with a brand new traditional Hawaiian plate lunch with a totally vegan spin! It's sure to warm your…
Find out more »Poetry and Jazz
Join local Philly favorites for a night of poetry, jazz and improvisation. The uniquely American tradition of jazz poetry goes back generations, and it is still alive and well here in Philadelphia’s vibrant creative scenes. Admission is free! Enjoy a drink, listen to some healing sounds, and stick around for the open mic portion at the end of the night. You won’t want to miss it!
Hosted by Lindsay Hargrave.
SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 5TH
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
Sekai’afua Zankel – poet with musical accompaniment
Oarsman – music and poetry improvisation group featuring:
Pete Dennis – bass
Luca Farrell – keyboard
Lindsay Hargrave – poetry
Salina Kuo – found percussion
Elliott Levin – poet, saxophone and flute
Warren Longmire – jazz poet
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom! Sundays, All Day Long.
• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Find out more »Next In Line Comedy: Free F#ckin’ Comedy Show // February 2023
Recently voted “Best Comedy Night” by Philly Mag, Next In Line Comedy is a Philadelphia-based comedy collective run by comedians Manny Brown and Tyler Wolf. The group has also been featured in PhillyVoice and Thrillist.
Next In Line is now bringing the dopest comedy showcase in town to Tattooed Mom’s on Wednesday, February 8th at 8pm (Doors at 7pm) and it’s Free.99!
The show gives quickly rising comedians, who are ‘next in line,’ a space to work on their acts while providing Philly audiences a chance to watch incredible stand-up comedy at a low price, in this case for FREE. Shows have featured top comics from NYC, LA, Philly, and beyond, with credits from Comedy Central, Netflix, HBO, MTV, and more!
WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 8TH
DOORS 7PM // SHOW 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT | EVENTBRITE (RSVP)
Featuring:
Mary Radzinski
Gary Sharp
Albert Davis
Jay Yoder
Leah Frances
Tyler Wolf
Manny Brown
Free show in the upstairs of Tattooed Mom’s! Doors at 7pm, show starts at 8pm. Seating is NOT guaranteed even with a ticket, so show up early to reserve your spots. There is always a standing room section in the room.
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What’s Up at TMoms:
Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Wednesdays, 4-11pm.
Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
SLAYHER: Philly’s Only All Heavy Metal Drag Show // February 2022
Melt away your winter blues with SLAYHER: Philly’s ONLY ALL Heavy Metal Drag Show! Fill your cold heart with the hottest divas from the demonic realms beneath Philadelphia! These denizens of drag will devour your spirit while you devour a fabulous menu of vegan and nonvegan delicacies.
THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 9TH
DOORS @ 8PM + SHOW @ 9PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
VIP SEATING $15 (ONLY AVAILABLE ONLINE): EVENTBRITE
Have some woes you need to wail away? Do you love sickening prizes courtesy of Tattooed Mom? Prove your guttural prowess in Slayher’s Screaming Showdown! The most metal scream wins the title of Tmoms Most Barbaric Badass for the month of February! Children of Aquarius are summoned to celebrate their birthright with Slayher’s seamonsters of South St!
2f, Only at Tattooed Mom, 530 South St, Philadelphia, PA. Suggested Donation of $10-15 Seating starts at 8pm, Shows at 9pm. 21+ with valid ID required. ***Transphobia, Racism, Ableism, Sexism or Hate speech (TRASH) will not be tolerated at this event by any means, any violations will result in restricted access to Slayher, Tattooed Mom and Lamia, The Cursed Queen events.***
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings… Thursdays, 4-11pm.
• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Find out more »Girl Scout Cookies at Tattooed Mom // February 12th!
Tattooed Mom is your one-stop-shop for love, good times, & GIRL SCOUT COOKIES! Stop by & stock up on your favorite Girl Scout cookies—including VEGAN options—from a local South Philly Girl Scout troop!
SUNDAY, JANUARY 29TH
1-4PM
COOKIES FOR BREAKFAST & LUNCH & DINNER
Can’t make it? The troop will also be here 1/29 and 2/19, or click for shipping options / local delivery* (*parent approved, South Philly only).
When you buy Girl Scout Cookies, you power amazing adventures and life-changing opportunities for girls year-round—from trips to our nation’s capital, to community projects, to summer camp, to charitable donations. The more cookies you buy, the more you help every G.I.R.L. (Go-getter, Innovator, Risk-taker, Leader) ™ build entrepreneurial skills and take the lead, both now and in the future. And girls gain these skills from interacting directly with you, the cookie customer! It’s about the experience of running her very own cookie sale, working with others, and building a lifetime of confidence as she learns five skills (goal setting, decision making, money management, people skills, and business ethics) essential to leadership, success, and life.
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom! Sundays, All Day Long.
• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
Find out more »Slutty Poetry Night
Prepare all your erogenous zones for another edition of Slutty Poems Night. This is a free event but donations are encouraged for Project SAFE, a local harm reduction organization.
Amy Jannotti slinks in to start the night as opener followed by an equally sexy feature set by Kate Carey.
Bring your hoe shit for the open mic hosted by the effervescent Elayna Mae Darcy. If you’re too shy to share, feel free to shove something into our (anonymous confessions) box.
Stevie Laney, erotic artist extraordinaire and founder of Very Magazine & Megan Sanders, the mental health art mom of Out of Practice Arts will both have wares available for sale.
WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 15TH
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT | EVENTBRITE
This is a sex positive space that is not tolerant of any racism, misogyny, homophobia, transphobia, fat shaming, slut shaming, or any general bigoted fuckery.
Doors @ 6PM, show @ 7PM (but prolly like a gay 7ish). Accessibility Note: Event is upstairs. Stairs are a bit steep. Must be 21+ with Valid ID.
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Wednesdays, 4-11pm.
• All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings… Thursdays, 4-11pm.
• Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom! Sundays, All Day Long.
• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Find out more »Adoom & Dooley Doodles & Friends
Adoom and Dooley Doodles and Friends – come by and check out an assortment of work from some Philly artists. Hosted by local cartoonists Adoom Cusack and Sean Dooley, there will be original artwork, shirts, stickers, pins, prints, comics, and more!
THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 16TH
6-10PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: EVENTBRITE
Featured artists:
@adoomcusack
@musclespasm
@meganwebb.art
@dreamygutss
@lindseygillart
@painted_closet
@i_thee_decor
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings… Thursdays, 4-11pm.
• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
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