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December 2024
UpDog Productions Presents: Mom’s Mayhem Holly Jolly Holidaze // December 2024
Do you hear that? We think it’s SLAY bells. Though our pecs might be mighty and our suplexes might be strong, we here at Moms have a soft spot for the holidays. Which is why we’re hosting the first ever Mom’s Mayhem Holly Jolly HoliDAZE show! Join your favorite Moms Mayhem wrestlers as they chokeslam the holidays in a very special improv show. With special guests Big Simple, Wet Blanket, and The Biggest Assholes in Philadelphia. Special musical guest: Jai Nim!
Also featuring the ONLY Philly look alike contest that matters this year: 6 ABC news anchor Jim Gardner! So comb your mustache and let us see if you’re Philly’s number one Jim!
MONDAY, DECEMBER 9TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 7:30PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
Performers:
@bigsimpleimprov
@wearewetblanket
@thebiggestaholesinphiladelphia
@jai.nim
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Mondays, 4-11pm | Prepare yourselves—Meatless Monday is back at Tattooed Mom (with a twist)!!!!!!!!! Every two months we’ll be highlighting a different vegan menu item every Monday. See what’s on special this month!
• Mondays, Upstairs 6-11pm | We see free 🎱 in your future! Introducing Free Pool Mondays upstairs at TMoms!
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
Find out more »Next In Line Comedy: Free F#ckin’ Comedy Show // December 2024
Recently voted “Best Comedy Night” by Philly Mag, Next In Line Comedy is a Philly-based comedy collective run by comedians Manny Brown and Tyler Wolf. The group has also been featured in Philadelphia Inquirer, Thrillist, and PhillyVoice.
Perfect for a date night or just a night out. The shows feature quickly rising comedians, who are ‘next in line,’ and gives Philly audiences a chance to watch incredible stand-up comedy at a low price (FREEEE!). The comics come from NYC, LA, Philly, and beyond, with credits from Comedy Central, Netflix, HBO, MTV, and more!
WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 11TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: EVENTBRITE
Line-Up:
Amber Born
Domo Jones
Anant Kumar
Tyler Langlois
Megan Goetz
Follow @nextinlinecomedy on Instagram.
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Wednesday, 4-10pm | Burger Wednesday is BACK y’all! Come slam some Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! Plus $3 PBR! Recently named one of the top burgers in the city by The Philadelphia Inquirer!
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
Find out more »Balena’s Open Stage!
THURSDAY, DECEMBER 12
DOORS @ 7:30PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $10-25
>> NOTAFLOF <<
RSVP: FB EVENT | EVENTBRITE
Balena Canto @matteosings
DJ Brettzo @thebrettzo
Allison @grrrlmonster
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Thursdays, 4-10pm | All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings…
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
Find out more »SLAYHER: Philly’s Only All Heavy Metal Drag Show // December 2024
From the eye of the abyss, a million worlds echo from the screams of creation, rending in twain the sun and its shadows, Slayher bursts froth’ eternal chaos.
Witness the Horror of Philadelphia’s Only All Heavy Metal Drag Show. Hosted by Philadelphia Magazine’s Best Drag Queen with a Twist, Lamia the Cursed Queen welcomes you to her kingdom of couture. Featuring the best in local drag, burlesque and horrors from the beyond, Slayher shows off 6 years of stunts, sex appeal and sheer terror, only to be found in the hallowed halls of Tattooed Mom.
The most psychedelic drag experience this side of South Street, indulge in the delights of the earth, the vegan and nonvegan specialties and the signature cocktails and mocktails to wash down the spirit or to cleanse the body. Settle your mind by expressing your soul in the Slayher Screaming Showdown, where you can win a VIP seat at the next Slayher in February and a Prize Package courtesy of our Tattooed Motherlords.
*Practice courtesy and respect in this sacred space as TRASH (transphobia, racism, ableism, sexism and hate speech) will not be tolerated in her majesty’s throne room. Failure to abide will result in permanent exile from the guidance of her grace.*
THURSDAY, DECEMBER 19TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15 | VIP SEATING $25 | NOTAFLOF
RSVP: EVENTBRITE
Cast:
lamia @thelamiaqueen
onyx ondyx @onyxondyx
caresse deville @caressedeville
vudu the dahl @kutmytitz
angel baphomet @angelbaphomet_
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Thursdays, 4-10pm | All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings…
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
Find out more »A Very H.O.T. Holiday: Festive Drag Variety Show
Come warm up with Haus Of Them (aka HOT)’s first Winter Holiday Variety Show! 🔥 ❄️
THIS IS NOT A CHRISTMAS SHOW! This is a festive show celebrating everything about the winter season 💋 ⛄️ 🕎 🎄
Cum see drag, burlesque, and live singing, with a sizzling hot cast at the coolest bar in Philly, Tattooed Mom! Doors at 7pm, Show at 8pm on Sunday, December 22nd.
Tickets are $10 to $15 suggested donation but no one is turned away for lack of funds! Feel free to secure your spot by buying tickets online! Reserved seating is $20.
21+ with Valid ID required! One flight of stairs up to the showroom in the back room.
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 22ND
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $10-15 | VIP SEATING $20
>> NOTAFLOF <<
VIP TICKETS: EVENTBRITE
Hosted by Lil Blo Peep & The ZanyThing
Starring:
Damien Demise
Jenny Henny
Mister Right
Space Lazar Wolf
Tangelina HoLee
Winter Wonder
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Sundays, All Day Long | Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK. Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom!
• Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
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