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May 2023
You Better Roast That F’ing Duck! A Drag & Burlesque Tribute to Cooking Shows, Celebrity Chefs, & FOOD!
Is your DVR filled with every Food Network and chef competition show in existence? Is the Swedish Chef your favorite Muppet? Do”The Joy of Cooking” and “The French Chef” hold a prominent place on the shelf of your personal library? Was your favorite vine, “Two shots of vodka?” Do you prefer food porn to well…porn porn? If the answer to any of these questions is, “yes” than boy-howdy do we have a show for you!
TUESDAY, MAY 23RD
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15-20 | VIP SEATING $25 (ONLY AVAILABLE ONLINE)
>> NOTAFLOF <<
RSVP: FB EVENT | EVENTBRITE
Balena Canto returns to Tattooed Mom for her next themed drag and burlesque extravaganza: You Better Roast That F’ing Duck! A Drag & Burlesque Tribute to Cooking Shows, Celebrity Chefs, & FOOD! It’s going to be a TASTY experience bursting with FLAVOR!
In addition to the show, we’ll play a themed game, where you chance to win a Tattooed Mom prize pack (includes a $30 Tmoms gift card, t shirt, and more)!
STARRING:
Avery Goodname
Balena Canto (Host)
Dizzy Marquee
Gemini Mxr
JonBenét TrélurTrash
Mister Right
Pi
Victoria Reno
Vickie Nicotine
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Find out more »Sip City Mixer: Gender Variance Pop-Up Party // May 2023
A special edition Sip City Mixer centering and celebrating our Trans, Non-Binary, and Gender Non-Conforming community members! This pop up will be hosted BY and FOR the trans/nb/gnc community. Invited guests or partners also welcome. Please respect this special safe space.
A note from Sip City Mixer: We strongly prefer guests be fully vaxxed/boosted. If you are not, please wear a mask to protect others. Sit this one out if you’re feeling unwell.
THURSDAY, MAY 25TH
7-10PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
EXTENDED HAPPY HOUR 4-10PM // ALL DRAFTS $4
RSVP: FB EVENT (COMING SOON)
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings… Thursdays, 4-11pm.
• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Find out more »Spring Again: Queer Makers Market
Spring Again Queer Makers Mart is a small pop up event highlighting queer creators and makers in the area. Spring Again will offer an array of handmade, and designed goods, as well as an opportunity to get your own $5, 5 minute caricature! Come out for this small pop up and support local artists while you grab a drink!
SUNDAY, MAY 28TH
1-4PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
Hosted by:
@florianfrancis_
@forgz4u
& @bleedyourheartout.glass!
Artists:
@nicartanddesign
@thebeatinbetween
@candle.zayde
@hannahscandlesofphilly
@i_look_great_with_rugs
@linuscurci
@snugbabyhues
@thems_earrings
@fussylouisejewelry
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom! Sundays, All Day Long.
• Enjoy our new happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Find out more »June 2023
Thy KINGdom Come: An All Drag King and Trans Masculine Show // June 2023
Kick off Pride month at Tattooed Mom with an amazing cast of drag kings and trans masculine performers!
Eventbrite ticket will allow guaranteed seating! People with disabilities who need guaranteed seating, though, can message the host, Billie King, and they’ll make the necessary arrangements. Door tickets are sliding scale between $5-$10!
TUESDAY, JUNE 6TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SLIDING SCAPE SUGGESTED DONATION $5-10 | NOTAFLOF
RSVP: FB EVENT | VIP TICKETS: EVENTBRITE
Starring:
Eugene Betta Rideher
Cyrus K Stratton
Sir Suavey
Ken U Knott
Stage Kitten: Mister Right
Door Guardian: Gemini Mxr
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• The triumphant return of Taco Tuesday is finally here! Y’all better zoom down for $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Tuesday!! And wash it all down with $3 Tecate! Tuesdays, 4-11pm.
• Enjoy our happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Find out more »Sip City Mixer: Femme Pride
Sip City Mixer had such a blast with their butch/masc mixer, and now they’re honoring the FEMMES! No femme invisibility tonight! This mixer will celebrate and center ALL femmes, those who love them, date them, and are friends with them. While it’s not a singles party, per se, we’ll have nametags with space for all kinds of helpful info, so if you are single, let people know*!
What kinds of femmes are we celebrating? ALL – high femmes, low femmes, stemmes, trans femmes, old school femmes, hard femmes, bi femmes, non-binary femmes. No one will be left out.
*Here’s what we mean. If you’re single, you can write things on your nametag like…. F4F, F4B(utch), Femme top 4 masc switch, and so on. Whatever you like! Poly people, please do note that on your nametag.
THURSDAY, JUNE 22ND
7-10PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
EXTENDED HAPPY HOUR 4-10PM // ALL DRAFTS $4
RSVP: FB EVENT
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings… Thursdays, 4-11pm.
• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Find out more »You Can’t Kill A Poet // Pride Month Edition
Happy Pride Month! You Can't Kill A Poet is back and they are bringing you phenomenal Philly queer and trans poets to share their work and fill the room with queer joy. Come join us at Tattooed Mom for a fun and gregarious night full of feelings. Doors at 7:30pm, reading at 8:00 pm. This is a 21+ event, free to attend! Please feel welcome to wear masks but please sit this one out if you’re feeling sick. This reading…
Find out more »August 2023
Sip City Mixer: Gender Variance Pop-Up Party // August 2023
Sip City Mixer & Sip City Gender Variance are back with this special pop-up mixer centering and celebrating our Trans, Non-Binary, and Gender Non-Conforming community members! This pop up will be hosted BY and FOR the trans/nb/gnc community. Invited guests or partners also welcome. Please respect this special safe space.
THURSDAY, AUGUST 3RD
7-10PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
EXTENDED HAPPY HOUR 4-10PM // ALL DRAFTS $4
RSVP: FB EVENT
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings… Thursdays, 4-11pm.
• Enjoy our happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Find out more »Naughty Trivia Night
Think you already know everything there is to know with your naughty knowledge? Come out to Naughty Trivia Night to test that!!
This trivia night will test your knowledge on things you know, things you don’t, and things you didn’t even know you don’t know. Teams will be lead through four rounds of general questions related to sex ed, anatomy, history, LGBTQ+ facts, and more!
TUESDAY, AUGUST 8TH
DOORS @ 7PM + TRIVIA @ 7:30PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: EVENTBRITE
No matter how much you know (or don’t), come out and play! Plus, you will definitely walk away with some new fun facts and hopefully a prize (from fellow South Street business Passional Boutique and Sexploratorium)! Hosted by Cass XO.
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• The triumphant return of Taco Tuesday is finally here! Y’all better zoom down for $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Tuesday!! And wash it all down with $3 Tecate! Tuesdays, 4-11pm.
• Enjoy our happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Find out more »SLAYHER: Philly’s Only All Heavy Metal Drag Show // August 2023
Cosmic Horrors beyond your imagination descend upon the denizens of Philadelphia! The eldritch overlords of gore and glamour return to South St in the most brutal drag show this side of the Schuylkill! Feast upon the celestial delights served by your tattooed mothership while bearing witness to the devastation wrought by some of Philly’s fiercest drag queens, kings and genderless sovereignty!
Bow to your new leaders:
Lamia, The Cursed Queen, Your hostess. (Named “Best Drag Queen with a Twist” by Best of Philly 2023!)
Yari, Essa Terick and Dalyla return to the SLAYHER squadron!
Welcome to their new home planet the incomparable Amethyst Vicious, Miss Elaine (Miss’d America 2023) and La Deva Arazel!
Can’t handle the amount of beauty and bodaciousness of these astronomical baddies? In space no one can hear you scream, but the winner of the legendary Slayher Screaming Showdown will be heard across the universe. Tout the title of SLAYHER SIREN and compete against your fellow audience members for a prize package courtesy of your tattooed mothership!
THURSDAY, AUGUST 10TH
DOORS @ 8PM + SHOW @ 9PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
VIP SEATING $15 (ONLY AVAILABLE ONLINE): EVENTBRITE
LINEUP:
Lamia
Yari
Essa Terick
Dalyla Mizani Cristal
Amethyst Vicious
Miss Elaine
La Deva Arazel
Seating is limited to VIPS and offered on a first come-first served basis! Order in advance to reserve your spot! Seating starts at 8pm, Shows begin at 9pm! This event is 21+ and requires a valid proof of ID. Transphobia, Racism, Ableism, Sexism and Hatespeech (T.R.A.S.H) will not be tolerated in any fashion at this event.
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings… Thursdays, 4-11pm.
• Enjoy our happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Find out more »Balena Canto Presents: Content Warning – Bad TV // A Drag & Burlesque Tribute to The CW
The CW may have a reputation for producing less than quality television, BUT this cast of Drag & Burlesque artists are here to pay TRIBUTE to the shows that WE (and YOU) LOVE!
We cannot wait to bring to life some of your CW favorites from past and present like, “Supernatural,” “Charmed,” “Riverdale,” “Gossip Girl,” “Gilmore Girls,” “America’s Next Top Model,” “Girlicious,” and SO MANY MORE!
So come on down to Tmoms on Thursday, 8/17! ‘Tis sure to be packed with the most heightened drama and comedy that only a CW show can provide!
In addition to the show, we’ll play a themed game, where you chance to win a Tattooed Mom prize pack (includes a $30 Tmoms gift card, t shirt, and more)!
THURSDAY, AUGUST 17TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15-20 | VIP SEATING $25 (ONLY AVAILABLE ONLINE)
>> NOTAFLOF <<
STARRING:
Balena Canto (Host)
Esmerelda May
Harley Honey
Henlo Bullfrog
Louie a la Mode
Mae Rose
Sydney Gorgeous
The ZanyThing
Enbie Deecie (Door)
Brettzo (DJ)
Online sales end at 6 pm on show day; however, you can purchase tickets at the door with cash, Venmo, or Cash App. We advise you buy ahead of time should we sell out at the event. Tickets are non-refundable once purchased.
Follow the performers and producers on Instagram using the links above!
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings… Thursdays, 4-11pm.
• Enjoy our happy hour! All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!
• Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
Find out more »
