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December 2026
WAR of the WORDS: Dad Joke Quizzo & Wordplay Shenanigans
Mom, they’re doing it again! Come put the ‘pun’ in ‘punk’ at WAR OF THE WORDS, a dad joke and wordplay-forward quizzo from the guys behind It’s Always Punny in Philadelphia. Bring your team and tolerance for groaners as you compete for glory, honor, and prizes.
In prior versions, we’ve asked teams to complete dad jokes, invent figures of speech, tell us what acronyms really stand for, and more! No knowledge required; wit and silliness mandatory.
TUESDAY, DECEMBER 1ST
7PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $5
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RSVP: EVENTBRITE
** Quick logistics note: in the past this has been a busy and often standing room event. If you’d prefer to sit, make sure you get in early! Ticketed attendees will be let in first. **
Follow It’s Always Punny in Philadelphia on Instagram.
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Tuesdays, 4-10pm | it’s tacos. it’s tecate. it’s tuesdays. what more can we say. $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Taco Tuesday + $3 tecate!
• Daily Happy Hour | $4 drafts every day from 4-6pm, everybody cheered!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
Find out more »TUTU TUESDAYS! Tutu Mary’s Japanese Curry Plate Lunch Pop-Up! December 8
TUTU TUESDAYS!
WHAT: Tutu Mary’s Japanese Curry Plate Lunch Pop-Up @ TMoms
WHEN: Tuesday, December 8th | 4pm – 11pm
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Tuesday, December 8
Tutu Mary’s Japanese Curry Plate Lunch Pop-Up
December’s Tutu Mary’s Pop-Up includes:
• Vegan Japanese Beef Curry Plate Lunch •
Vegan Japanese Beef Curry, Hawaiian Mac Salad, Nishi Rice with Furikake, Spicy Kimchi
• Chocolate Orange Haupia •
> ORDER YOURS AT TMOMSTOGO.COM <
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Tuesdays, 4-10pm | it’s tacos. it’s tecate. it’s tuesdays. what more can we say. $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Taco Tuesday + $3 tecate!
• Daily Happy Hour | $4 drafts every day from 4-6pm, everybody cheered!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
Find out more »Big Ass Bitties: The Big Ass Finale
Pals! Big Ass Bitties is a wild ride, a night of comedic risks, feats of glory, attempts of epic proportions. You will be rewarded! You will get what you came for. You will see Bettys Bits.
The night is filled with adventure and misadventure from amazeballs comics. Won’t you come thru, and share your open arms with our vulnerable goofs? Come see this show! A line up of wild proportions!
WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 9TH
DOORS @ 6:30PM + SHOW @ 7:30PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
Follow Betty Smithsonian on Instagram and visit www.bettysmithsonian.com.
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Wednesday, 4-10pm | they’re a smash hit for a reason. Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! u heard that right! + $3 PBR! RUN!!!
• Daily Happy Hour | $4 drafts every day from 4-6pm, everybody cheered!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
Find out more »Lady Laughs Philly: Open Mic Night // December 2026
Lady Laughs Philly produces monthly comedy shows that feature all women and queer comics. Our open mic welcomes anyone and everyone, however we center women and queer comics. Join us!
MONDAY, DECEMBER 14TH
6-9PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
Hosted by Lauren McKinney & Amanda B.
Produced by Shawna Lutzow of Lady Laughs Philly
Follow Lady Laughs Philly on Instagram.
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Mondays, 4-11pm | mom’s marvelous meatless mondays?? Say it 3 times fast and see what happens. we dare u. Meatless Monday is here at TMoms from open ’till close. See what’s on special this month!
• Mondays, Upstairs 6-11pm | cue ball as bright as ur future. Free Pool Mondays upstairs at TMoms continues!
• Daily Happy Hour | $4 drafts every day from 4-6pm, everybody cheered!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
Find out more »Tutu Mary’s Holiday Snacks Pop-Up! December 20
WHAT: Tutu Mary’s Holiday Snacks Pop-Up @ TMoms
WHEN: Sunday, December 20th | 12 noon – 10pm
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Sunday, December 20
Tutu Mary’s Holiday Snacks Pop-Up
December’s Tutu Mary’s Pop-Up includes:
• OG Spam Musubi •
• Char Siu Musubi •
• Chickn Katsu Musubi •
• Mac Salad •
> ORDERS OPEN AT 10AM ON 12/20 AT TMOMSTOGO.COM <
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Sundays, All Day Long | if u didn’t get glitter in ur drink did you even craft sunday? Craft Sundays at TMoms every sunday, play both upstairs and downstairs. u heard me, both.
• Daily Happy Hour | $4 drafts every day from 4-6pm, everybody cheered!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
Find out more »TATTOOED MOMEDY // December 2026
Accept no imitations! Philly’s favorite alternative showcase returns once again for an unforgettable night of FREE live comedy!
TUESDAY, DECEMBER 29TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
Hosted by Tan Hoang & Joe Bell
Tattooed Momedy is the LAST TUESDAY OF EVERY MONTH exclusively at TATTOOED MOM!
Doors at 7:00 pm. Be sure to get here early to snag that comfy armchair or bumper car…this event fills up QUICKLY!
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What’s Up at TMoms:
• Tuesdays, 4-10pm | it’s tacos. it’s tecate. it’s tuesdays. what more can we say. $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Taco Tuesday + $3 tecate!
• Daily Happy Hour | $4 drafts every day from 4-6pm, everybody cheered!
• Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.
• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.
• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.
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