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April 2024

Pure Yassification! A Roald Dahl Drag & Burlesque Tribute

ThuThu
April 25April 25
7:00 pm9:30 pm

Balena Canto is back at Tmoms with an all star cast to pay tribute to all things Roald Dahl!

Re-live your favorite Roald Dahl books, stories, film, & musical adaptations through a colorful (and queer) lens! See Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory, Matilda, James & The Giant Peach, The Witches, The BFG, Fantastic Mr Fox, Gremlins and more brought to life by your favorite Philly nightlife artists!

In addition to the show, we’ll play a themed game where you have the chance to win a Tattooed Mom prize pack (includes a $30 Tmoms gift card, t shirt, and more)!

 

THURSDAY, APRIL 25TH
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
SUGGESTED DONATION $15-20 | VIP SEATING $25
RSVP: EVENTBRITE

 

CAST:
Balena Canto (Host)
Goofy Littleguy
Mister Right
Oktober Third
Renaissance Noir
Rexxi
Selene Rose
Stori Luminescence

Door/Kitten: Allison

DJ: Brettzo

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Thursdays, 4-10pm | All hail Pierogi Thursday! Munch and crunch on 75¢ pierogi (vegan, obvi) plus $3 cans of Tecate every Thursday!! And don’t forget ur toppings

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

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Local Honeymoon EP Release Listening Party

FriFri
April 26April 26
7:00 pm9:00 pm

Join us for a listening party for Local Honeymoon’s new EP release! Mix, mingle, and enjoy the music!

 

FRIDAY, APRIL 26TH
7-9PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

Follow Local Honeymoon on Instagram.

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

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What in Carnation?! A Comedy Show

SunSun
April 28April 28
4:00 pm5:00 pm

Spring has sprung, so let’s celebrate with an afternoon of FREE comedy on Sunday 4/28 from 4-5pm! Give our performers silly seasonal suggestions and see them performed live, on-the-spot. If you love Whose Line Is It Anyway, this show is for YOU!

 

SUNDAY, APRIL 28TH
4-5PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT |

 

ARTIST LINEUP:
6 Different People – But there are 7 players! They’ve been together for 2.5 years now and the majority of them were members of house teams at Philly Improv Theater. You can see them perform all around the city! Follow them on Instagram @6_Different_People

 

Go Fish – Go Fish are Philly’s Harold pros! From Philly Improv Theater to Plays and Players to Trestle Inn and beyond, you can’t stop them from going fishing! Follow them on Instagram @GoFishImprov

 

Praise Rachel – Praise Rachel is a bonkers pretty flower duo based on a bit that Rachel Ray is a cult leader. Will and Sarah have been doing improv for 9-10 years, so you’re in for a treat!

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Sundays, All Day Long | Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

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Scribes On South // April 2024

SunSun
April 28April 28
6:00 pm9:00 pm

SCRIBES ON SOUTH is a poetry reading and open mic. The reading begins with a 20-minute featured reader and then moves through the open mic list for the rest of the night. Open mic readers have 5 minutes. There will be a space for poets to sell books.

SCRIBES ON SOUTH seeks to create community through poetry. Show out, share, and meet some new friends by sharing your work!

This reading’s featured reader is Carson Jordan.

Read poems. Kick ass.

 

SUNDAY, APRIL 28TH
DOORS @ 6PM + SHOW @ 7PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

Carson Jordan is a poet living in Queens. She is the teacher of Sexy Unique Poetry, a workshop that makes poems better through the power of gossip. Her forthcoming full length book,  NO MORE BUT I MUST, will be out this summer with Bullshit Lit. She loves finding god in the mundane, free parking, and her crystal candy dish.

 

Follow @scribesonsouth on Instagram.

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Sundays, All Day Long | Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

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Punk Rock Karaoke // April 2024

MonMon
April 29April 29
8:00 pm10:00 pm

Join us for Punk Rock Karaoke at Tattooed Mom! Hosted by Mike Yak in the Upstairs back room at Tattooed Mom.

 

MONDAY, APRIL 29TH
8-10PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

SCROLL BELOW FOR FULL SONG LIST

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Mondays, 4-11pm | Prepare yourselves—Meatless Monday is back at Tattooed Mom (with a twist)!!!!!!!!! Every two months we’ll be highlighting a different vegan menu item every Monday. See what’s on special this month!

Mondays, Upstairs 6-11pm | We see free 🎱 in your future! Introducing Free Pool Mondays upstairs at TMoms!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

 

SONG LIST:

7 SECONDS – 99 RED BALLOONS
999 – Homicide
THE ADICTS – CHINESE TAKEAWAY
THE ADICTS – VIVA LA REVOLUTION
Adolescents – Amoeba
AGENT ORANGE – BLOODSTAINS
Agnostic Front – Crucified
Amyl And The Sniffers – Security
Andrew W.K. – Party Hard
Andrew W.K. – She Is Beautiful
ANGRY SAMOANS – LIGHTS OUT
Angry Samoans – My Old Man’s a Fatso
ANTI-NOWHERE LEAGUE – WE’RE THE LEAGUE
Avengers – We Are The One
BAD RELIGION – INFECTED
Bad Religion – Sorrow
Beastie Boys – Fight For Your Right
Beastie Boys – Sabotage
BIKINI KILL – JET SKI
Bikini Kill – Rebel Girl
Black Flag – Drinking and Driving
BLACK FLAG – GIMME GIMME GIMME
BLACK FLAG – TV PARTY
BLINK-182 – DON’T LEAVE ME
BLINK-182 – DUMPWEED
BLINK-182 – GOING AWAY TO COLLEGE
BLINK-182 – M+M’S
BLITZ – SOMEONE’S GONNA DIE
THE BOUNCING SOULS – MANTHEM
BUZZCOCKS – EVER FALLEN IN LOVE
BUZZCOCKS – WHAT DO I GET
CHAOS U.K. – RONNIE
CHAOS UK – THE ALCOHOLIC
THE CHATS – 6L GTR
The Clash – Clash City Rockers
The Clash – Hateful
The Clash – Lost In The Supermarket
The Clash – Should I stay Or Should I Go
COCK SPARRER – RIOT SQUAD
COCK SPARRER – TAKE’EM ALL
THE CRACK – MY WORLD
THE DAMNED – LOVE SONG
DAG NASTY – VALUES HERE
Dead Boys – Sonic Reducer
Dead Kennedys – I Fought The Law
Dead Kennedys – Police Truck
THE DEAD MILKMEN – PUNK ROCK GIRL
Descendents – Bikeage
Descendents – I’m The One
DEVO – GATES OF STEEL
DEVO – GIRL U WANT
THE DICKIES – BANANA SPLITS
THE DICKIES – GIVE IT BACK
THE DICTATORS – STAY WITH ME
DROPKICK MURPHYS – BARROOM HERO
Face to Face – Disconnected
Face to Face – I’m Not Afraid
Fall Out Boy – Sugar We’re Goin Down
FEAR – I DON’T CARE ABOUT YOU
FUGAZI – WAITING ROOM
Garbage – I Think I’m Paranoid
GENERATION-X – READY STEADY GO
THE GERMS – LEXICON DEVIL
Good Charlotte – The Anthem
GOOD RIDDANCE – EDMUND PETTUS BRIDGE
Green Day – American Idiot
Green Day – Basket Case
Green Day – When I Come Around
IGGY & THE STOOGES – SEARCH AND DESTROY
The Interrupters – We Got Each Other
JAWBREAKER – BOXCAR
JAWBREAKER – SAVE YOUR GENERATION
Joan Jett – I Hate Myself For Loving You
Joan Jett – Bad Reputation
L7 – Pretend We’re Dead
LAGWAGON – SICK
LAGWAGON – VIOLINS
Lit – My Own Worst Enemy
Living Colour – Cult Of Personality
MENACE – G.L.C.
MINOR THREAT – THINK AGAIN
MISFITS – ASTRO ZOMBIES
Misfits – Attitude
MISFITS – BULLET
Misfits – Halloween
MISFITS – SKULLS
MOTÖRHEAD – ACE OF SPADES
My Chemical Romance – Teenagers
My Chemical Romance – Welcome To The Black Parade
NAKED RAYGUN – RAT PATROL
Naked Raygun – Wonder Beer
NOFX – Bleeding Heart Disease
NOFX – Bottles To The Ground
NOFX – Party Enema
NOFX – Please Play This Song On The Radio
NOFX – Pump Up The Valium
NOFX – THE BREWS
No Doubt – Just A Girl
No Doubt – Spiderwebs
The Offspring – Come Out And Play
The Offspring – Self Esteem
THE OFFSPRING – SESSION
OPERATION IVY – BOMBSHELL
OPERATION IVY – HEALTHY BODY
Paramore – Misery Business
Paramore – Still Into You
Pennywise – Time to Burn
RAMONES – COMMANDO
RAMONES – DO YOU WANNA DANCE
Ramones – We’re A Happy Family
Ramones – Blitzkrieg Bop
Ramones – I Wanna Be Sedated
Rancid – Fall Back Down
RANCID – MAXWELL MURDER
RANCID – OLYMPIA, WA
RANCID – RADIO
RANCID – ROOTS RADICAL
Rancid – Salvation
Rancid – Time Bomb
REZILLOS – FLYING SAUCER ATTACK
Rise Against – Give It All
SCREECHING WEASEL – KAMALA’S TOO NICE
SHAM 69 – IF THE KIDS ARE UNITED
SICK OF IT ALL – STEPDOWN
Sloppy Seconds – Come Back Traci
Sloppy Seconds – Runnin’ from the CIA
SOCIAL DISTORTION – BALL AND CHAIN
SOCIAL DISTORTION – MOMMY’S LITTLE MONSTER
SOCIAL DISTORTION – SO FAR AWAY
Sponge – Plowed
STIFF LITTLE FINGERS – ALTERNATIVE ULSTER
STIFF LITTLE FINGERS – WASTED LIFE
THE STOOGES – I WANNA BE YOUR DOG
STREET DOGS – FATTY
SUBHUMANS – RELIGIOUS WARS
SUICIDAL TENDENCIES – SUBLIMINAL
Sum 41 – Fat Lip
Sum 41 – In Too Deep
T.S.O.L. – CODE BLUE
Taking Back Sunday – MakeDamnSure
Toy Dolls – She Goes to Finos
Underoath – A Boy Brushed …
The Used – The Taste Of Ink
YOUTH BRIGADE – MEN IN BLUE
ZERO BOYS – CIVILIZATION’S DYING
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TATTOOED MOMEDY // April 2024

TueTue
April 30April 30
8:00 pm10:00 pm

Accept no imitations! Philly’s favorite alternative showcase returns once again for an unforgettable night of FREE live comedy!

 

TUESDAY, APRIL 30th
DOORS @ 7PM + SHOW @ 8PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN

 

Featuring:
Lamar Todd
Sarah Bell
Moss Perricone
Andrew Durso

 

Hosted by Tan Hoang & Joe Bell

Art by Joe Bell

 

Tattooed Momedy is the LAST TUESDAY OF EVERY MONTH exclusively at TATTOOED MOM!

Doors at 7:00 pm. Be sure to get here early to snag that comfy armchair or bumper car…this event fills up QUICKLY!

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Tuesdays, 4-10pm | The triumphant return of Taco Tuesday is finally here! Y’all better zoom down for $1.50 beef or bean tacos every Tuesday!! And wash it all down with $3 Tecate!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

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May 2024

Dungeons & Crafts // May 5th, 2024

SunSun
May 5May 5
12:00 pm2:30 pm

Come paint a miniature and hang out at Tattooed Mom for the afternoon! It’s a great time to learn how to paint or if you’re experienced painter, we have an artist hanging out to answer any questions you may have. Support local biz and artists!

 

SUNDAY, MAY 5TH
DOORS @ 12PM + START @ 12:30PM
TICKETS: PURCHASE HERE

 

Brought to you by high demand, Dungeons n’ Drafts is excited to be hosted by the wonderful folks at Tattooed Mom! Seating is super limited here, so sign up soon before this potentially sells out. All DnC players are receiving a “Mom’s Chip + Explanation Card” that is good for life! We’ll be there right at lunch time too for all your eating needs. Doors open at 12pm, crafting starts at 12:30pm. See ya there!

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Sundays, All Day Long | Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

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Double Feature and VHS Swap // May 2024

SunSun
May 5May 5
5:00 pm9:00 pm
The Philadelphia Unnamed Film Festival presents a FREE double feature of Full Moon’s cult classic BAD CHANNELS (featuring music from Blue Oyster Cult) and EVERYBODY DIES BY THE END from Terror Films.
There will also be a VHS Swap simultaneously in the front room. Over 10 vendors selling VHS and other collectible media. Wow! What a cool event.Grab a beer and delicious food (lots of vegan options), buy some tapes and kick back with your friends for two great films. 21 or older only!

 

SUNDAY, MAY 5TH
5-9PM
NO COVER // FREE FUN
RSVP: FB EVENT 

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Sundays, All Day Long | Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

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Tutu Mary’s Onolicious Pop Up at Hale & True • 5/10/24

FriFri
May 10May 10
5:00 pm9:00 pm

Tutu Mary is headed to the Hale & True for an Aloha Friday Pop Up as part of our new monthly residency series! Come drink the best ciders in the city & hang with us on Friday, 5/10 from 5-9pm. We'll have a selection of plant based Hawaiian soul food, all made with aloha!   WHAT: Tutu Mary's @ Hale & True WHEN: Friday, 5/10/24 from 5:00 - 9pm WHERE: Hale & True, 613 South 7th Street   Join us…

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Dungeons & Drafts // May 12th, 2024

SunSun
May 12May 12
1:00 pm5:00 pm

There’s Dungeons. There’s Drafts. There very possibly might be Dragons. Come join Dungeons n’ Drafts for some good old DnD at TMoms! All player experience levels are welcome, from newbies to seasoned PCs!

 

SUNDAY, May 12TH
DOORS @ 12PM + START @ 1PM
TICKETS: PURCHASE HERE

 

Brought to you by high demand, Dungeons n’ Drafts is excited to be hosted by the wonderful folks at Tattooed Mom! Seating is super limited here, so sign up soon before this potentially sells out. All DnD players are receiving a “Mom’s Chip + Explanation Card” that is good for life! We’ll be there right at lunch time too for all your eating needs. Doors open at 12pm, play starts at 1pm. See ya there!

 

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What’s Up at TMoms:

Sundays, All Day Long | Craft Sundays at TMoms? BACK. Googly eyes? BACK. Coloring pages? BACK? Your creative spirit? BACK. Come thru every Sunday for FREE arts & crafts upstairs and downstairs at Tattooed Mom!

Daily Happy Hour | All drafts are just $4 every day from 4-6pm!

Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening.

• Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID.

• Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.

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